New thread for the crazy gang - part 3!

[Beau2020x]

Heyyy girls! Here's our new thread - sorry if I've forgot anyone!

@Katie1109
@Ellsbells112
@Mrslane2019
@BFP2020
@Symptomspotter86
@Ange211
@Mumofboys17

And for the BFPs already who want to keep in touch
@sunflower2019
@quiffy
@fredthespider

@Mumofboys17 we literally haven't had sex in like 12 days hahaha. It's probably the longest we've gone in a long time but at the same time I think we both needed a break. I'd be happy with either but part of me would love a girl. My OH needs softening up sometimes and a girl will deffo do that to him. But right now, I'll take anything, as long as it's a healthy baby!

@Ellsbells112 I hate progesterone. I mean I prayed to the progesterone gods the other day for a baby BUT it's symptoms can do one. Am I pregnant or am I not make your mind up please. If I am pregnant, progesterone I am sorry I didn't mean it you can stick around for as long as you like give me whatever symptoms you throw at me as long as I end up with that baby.

@Mumofboys17 I knewwwwww it would be pets and your OH!!! Hahaha but I thought maybe I'd be rude if I said that because I definitely see my OH as a bit of a kid even tho he's pretty mature but I still clean and cook lol! Aww that's cute :)

@Beau2020x Ahhh, 🤗🤗🤞🤞this is SO stupid but I prayed last night after dtd 😭😭😭😭 I prayed so hard for a healthy baby haha and then I thought maybe if I imagined the sperm meeting egg it would actually happen so I imagined it for lije 5mins 🤦‍♀️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 ffs we are all going cookoo, but I hope it works hah

@Ellsbells112 hahaha not rude at all!! Bloody true though isn't it 😂 I have to admit my DH is very domesticated too really, he does majority of the cooking in our house, mainly coz I cba most nights haha and he's a healthy gym freak so won't eat most of what I make anyway!!
P.S I don't think you're mad for praying at all! I talk to my insides on the regular, begging to give me a bloody chance 😩 I lay with my legs in the air last cycle for about 15 mins after DTD, DH was just like 'oh cool you just chilling there full of swimmers then?' 🙈😂😂😂😂

@Ellsbells112 nope. I did the exact same. I'm not even religious. But I did it. I also keep groping my boobs to check if they still hurt and if they are getting any bigger. IN WORK 😂😂😂

@Mumofboys17 the sausage fest comment sounds like my house 😂 Two step-sons and a partner who can't find the washing basket, ever 😉

@Ellsbells112 I also do the imagining... I'm sure it's just PMA!

@Beau20 omg I do that too!!! 😂😂😂 I went to the loo earlier and forgot I've just had AF and had some pinky red on wiping I was like 'ooh implantation bleeding!! ...oh wait...' 😬🤦🏼‍♀️ fml

@LV1987 oh my lord my DH leaves clothes and shoes everywhere!!! He does help with general housework, but he just leaves socks and stuff all around the house aimlessly 😤 drives me MAD!!

@Mumofboys17 I knew it will be OH and the pets lol x I say that about mine and my dogs too :) Although I feel very lucky my OH is very much so domesticated, he loves cooking and having a clean house so we're actually cooking and cleaning together - trust me cleaning the bathroom together is fun! lol x
With regards to talking to my lady bits...yeah I do that too. Most days during TWW. Conversations are usually like: hope your journey is smooth little ball of cells, please get to my comfy uterus and make yourself at home. FML?! What the hell is wrong with all of us?!
@Beau20 I play with my boobs at work constantly. Last month I slid couple of finger under my bra through shirt opening to feel if my nipples were sensitive, to which my boss - male boss may I add - said: Are you alright there? and he actually started to cry out loud lol x I said yeah I'm good thanks for asking, I've got a bit of an itch, you men keep scratching your balls, well my nipple needs a scratch at times. I had the whole office in stitches! We've all worked together for years and have lovely relationship at and outside of work x

@Mumofboys17 @LV1987 yep another sufferer over here! Clothes sometimes land around the washing basket but never quite in it. Socks are always everywhere who even takes their socks off randomly ALL THE TIME?!

@Mumofboys17 omg implantation bleeding 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

@Katie1109 ohhhhhhh my daysss I am crying!! That is amazing 😂😂😂

Yep. We are not normal. I'm so so glad I'm not alone in all this weirdness

@Katie1109 We love a good deep clean sesh too sometimes 😂 normally if we have friends coming over or something lol we get stuck in when DS goes for a nap 😂 get some music on, team work, love it!
Hahaha the nipple comment made me laugh! Tbf with DS once I realised I was actually pregnant my boobs were so sensitive it made me feel sick to touch them 😂 so I've no doubt that's a symptom in my book! But it was much more sensitive than like pre AF boobs.. if that makes sense? 😬

@Beau20 I know, I know 😫🤦🏼‍♀️ we haven't had sex for about 2 weeks and I've just had a heavy period ffs 😂😂😂 send help haha! Have to laugh else I'd cry most days 😬

@Mumofboys17 @Beau2020x 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!!! Hahahaha oh gosh we are all mad here. Umm the socks though?! Im like what the fuck cave man the basket is 5 steps away whyyyyyyy 🤦‍♀️ he doesn't do much around the house but I don't mind since he works hard and I'm at home. The only thing I get him to do is clean up on a Sunday after I make a roast, can't stand cleaning a roast 😂
Tbh I even go on like I'm enjoying the sex so much just to make him finish quicker but really in my head I'm like just bloody give me the juice I'm tired and I'm in pain!!! I don't want sex for a whhiiiiiile thanksssss hahaha

@LV1987 haha my partner looks at me like I'm bloody mad!!

@katie1109 😂😂😂😂 that reminds me of school I used to hold a boob because it was comfortable haha one girl clocked me once but agreed it was comfortable to sort of cradle one while writing 😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

@ellsbells112 ommmggggg give me the juice hahahahaahahaha!!! On love island the other week there was a question about % of women who have faked an orgasm was like 75% and OH was like have you ever faked one? And I just straight came out and said yes, should have seen the look on his face. I should have said no never with you (which I never have) but he looked disgusted it was hilarious! I was like babes surely you know what one feels like now and you'd know if I faked.

@Mumofboys17 ahhh this almost 2 week break has been bliss. But now I'm like errr hiya do you still fancy me orrrr what? Because you aint touched me in days ha!

OMG the socks, the socks drive me wild. All 3 of them do it 😂 that and leaving dirty clothes on the floor in front of a full washing machine, like some fairy will magic them clean! I do love them though, honest!!

@Beau20 hahaha omg that's funny 😂 I can hand on heart say I've never faked!! I'm not subtle I can't hide my disappointment if it's taking too long or not doing it for me 😂😂 I'm not afraid to say hahaha it's a wonder we've been together so long!!

@LV1987 I'd love to meet this magic cleaning fairy if she does exist. She's never paid me a visit!!! 😤😂

@Beau2020x @Mumofboys17 😂😂😂 noo I don't think I've ever faked an orgasm in my life hahahaha but I will fake enjoy while I'm in bloody pain after days of use 😂😂🤦‍♀️ to be fair Saturday was harder than Sunday, its like Sunday my cervix decided to rise up and I had extra room for him. 😂😂😂😂 I was like a bit late stupid body!!!

Urgh, just been for my PM boob grope and they deffo don't hurt as much as this morning... AF must be on her way, exactly the same as last time, the boobs stop hurting and the bleeding starts booo

FFS I was right, brown spotting just now. I mean I was stupid for thinking it might happen this month anyway but still, wtf is going on with me

@Ellsbells112 Oh, yeah, I've done that 😂 DH says if he knows I'm uncomfortable it makes it more difficult for him 🙄 I'm like that's great hun I'll just pretend I'm loving the carpet burn!! 😬 the things we do hey 🙄😂

@Beau20 sorry lovely. At least you know now ❤️ still shit though. You're not far behind me this cycle! Yours are shorter than mine too so may ovulate around the same time! Yay for cycle buddies lol xx

@Beau20 so sorry hun x lots of hugs your way x keep an eye on it though, it may not be af...I'm really not trying to give you false hope, its just so many stories you read start with brown spotting and then nothing! x

@Mumofboys17 carpet burn hell!! 😂😂

@Beau2020x Ahhh I'm so sorry 😩❤️🌹 it's so shit there's nothing I can say I know but I'm here, we are all here!! It will happen! Xx

Thanks girls xxx

@Katie1109 I'm pretty sure it's AF, I've got the cramps really bad... honestly so so sick of this shit I have all the respect in the world for these women going 12 months +

On to cycle 7!

@Beau2020x I feel you. The only thing keeping me sane is knowing that at the end of the week I have my blood test and oh has the SA and if that's all okay then we can do the tests on me. Its on my mind every day though, like just wanting a baby. I know every month af coming is just dreadful and I cry every month probably same as you. Its just unfortunate that there's nothing we can do but wait 😩 but luckily you know you and your OH can, it may just be taking a while. My doc said it on average takes 8 months to conceive so hang in there and let's hope this cycle or next offers good news for you xx

Hey girls
Hope your all ok ?

@Fredthespider i’m so sorry i hope you have the love and support you need and you know we all here if you need us

so guy i’m 13 dpo af due wednesday i did test which bfn today 🙄 so do you think i should re start the primrose oil and angus canthus ?

@Mrslane2019 I would wait for AF to show just to be sure.

Sick of my luteal phase. Never gone past 10 days it's just not right. Just had a little talk to my dog asking him why it's not happening. And the cheeky sod went a swiped my frozen slab of mince I was defrosting OUT OF THE PAN. He didn't manage to eat much so I washed it, cut off the chewed bits and put it back in the pan 😂😂😂😂 call me filth but we ain't got anything else to eat 😂