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Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/03/2016 09:57

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
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LillianFullStop · 23/03/2016 22:18

Found you all - new thread!

Lillian 36 with 10+1 stowaway

Congrats kwick!!!

Feefeefs · 23/03/2016 22:24

Name feefeefs
Age 28
Cycle 4
CD 23
~6DPO

First month opks and EPO. Currently ok. Suitably distracted by work and promise of long Easter weekend.

IrregularCommentary · 23/03/2016 22:32

Congrats on even more BFPs guys! I love this thread.

Checking in:
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Currently looking after an 11+2 very welcome little parasite #1 and looking forward to my first scan next Friday.

Obsessively watching Gilmore Girls at the moment as I'm too exhausted to do anything more productive after work!

SuchaJem · 24/03/2016 08:06

Bfn with boots own test this morning. No AF yet.

HepKestrel · 24/03/2016 08:41

sorry jem hoping AF stays away for you.

Feefeefs · 24/03/2016 10:58

Sorry jem

Feefeefs · 24/03/2016 11:00

Ha h starky I think it was me because you'd had two positive opks I suggested two eggs! Sorry about the nightmare!!

Mooseville · 24/03/2016 11:06

Aah balls jem But you're not out till you're out.... Keeping fingers crossed for you!

Hoping everyone has a lovely Easter break. I'm off to the in laws. Looking forward to a few days break from work, has been full of early starts and late finishes this week so a few glasses of wine, Easter Eggs and lots of sleep is on the cards!

SuchaJem · 24/03/2016 11:32

AF is here in full force. Pretty gutted :(

Feefeefs · 24/03/2016 11:36

Nothing like using up a pregnancy test to bring on AF eh jem! Hope you're okay. At least it's Easter weekend! Plenty of chocolate around!!

Terrible cramps today 7DPO? Any ideas?

HepKestrel · 24/03/2016 11:56

really sorry jem Flowers

Mooseville · 24/03/2016 11:57

Sorry jem Sending hugs, wine and multiple Easter Eggs.

SuchaJem · 24/03/2016 11:57

Yes it's uncanny isn't it?

Ah well. I'll wallow a bit today as I'm feeling really sad about it, but will try and pick myself up to enjoy the Bank holiday weekend.

HepKestrel · 24/03/2016 11:58

feefs chocolate is good medicine,..... oh sorry, guess thats not what you meant ? Wink

i have given up symptom spotting so no ideas from me.

I have had AF cramps that early, I don't know when implantation could happen. I am rather useless help I am afraid!

Had a cr**py week, but Am off on easter holidays in 5 minutes so looking up!

Feefeefs · 24/03/2016 13:25

Chocolate is the best medicine* definitely hep!* I know have to stop symptom spotting

kavanaughkj · 24/03/2016 13:50

Hugs to you Jem, sorry AF got you.

I'm trying not to symptom spot as it's still way too early - at 5 DPO at the moment and so far I can't say I've had any symptoms at all anyway. Easter's coming at the right time though :)

Confusedcat1 · 24/03/2016 14:45

Sorry jem xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

SuchaJem · 24/03/2016 14:57

Thanks x period pain is such a insult added to injury :( I am wincing it is so bad!

bluebird3 · 24/03/2016 15:32

Sorry jem it really is a kick in the teeth when af and all her horribleness arrives.

irregular I'm I'm obsessed with Gilmore girls!! I started watching it when I was a teenager and identified with Rory. It's weird watching it now and realising I'm almost lorelai's age!

Pugmummy87 · 24/03/2016 16:19

Sorry for AF Jem Flowers Hope you have some good easter eggs in to munch on and Wine

Putting Dad's ashes with his memorial stone was ok, my mum read out a lovely poem and I put the cask into the ground and we scattered some rose petals over it, although I'm sure he'll be cursing us ad the petals were red and he was a huge Tottenham fan lol. I like that I now have somewhere to go and see him and he's looking down a hill too.

I unfortunately have to work tomorrow and easter Monday so it's just the usual 2 day weekend for me.

islandgirl99 · 24/03/2016 16:29

jem sending hugs your way Flowers time to break out the wine

lisathegreek i loved the article on fertility apps, really interesting, although gutted to find out the basal thermometer that automatically syncs with the app on your phone has already been made, i thought i was going to invent that and make my millions!

Kwick709 · 24/03/2016 17:48

jem really sorry my lovely Flowers af is such a bugger :(

island you can still make your millions by refining your concept

Kwick709 · 24/03/2016 17:52

I came home early from work as have lurgy - another horrid night's sleep and mega sore throat.... Took me ages to get home in part because I went home via eyebrow place and hace face de-forested 😷

Takinig it easy on sofa and I plan to sleep all day tomorrow if that feels right, so there!

InspectorPenguin · 24/03/2016 18:01

Pug you dad's memorial sounds like it was very touching. How incredibly sad though Flowers. I hope you can find solace in having somewhere to 'be' with him now.

Jem, so sorry AF arrived in the end. I hope you are feeling happier and get to enjoy the long weekend without being too upset.

Ni, thanks for your message. AF arrived today!!

So, I obviously can't say that it was because of the Agnus Castus, but.... it's a bit of a coincidence. I know that the only other time I took a break from the pill (maybe 12-ish years ago) I didn't get a period for the whole 6 months, so for it to arrive a few days after starting the AC is odd. Anyway, whatever caused it I shall definitely be continuing to take it until/if I get a BFP.

I didn't have any physical signs AF was going to arrive at all. No cramps, no PMS, no spots, no sore boobs, nothing. Just hoping now this means the next cycle goes normally and we can get excited about giving it a real go in a couple of weeks Grin

SuchaJem · 24/03/2016 18:24

Thanks girls xx what can you do but look onwards and upwards.

Pug that sounds like a lovely place of rest for your dad. As a fellow spurs fan I would forgive the red rose petals :) xx

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