Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Also ( given the pumped up excitement) I rang the midwife booking number and booking my booking in appointment and scan. Do I need to go to the GP as well do you think?

Nice one Feefs!!!!!

That's the magic word!! Congratulations Feef!!

So... I thought that if I didnt get pregnant in a few more cycles, we would qualify for NHS treatment
Then I read this and try not to be stressed
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35400395

No feef as long as you're booked in with your midwife you should be ok. I rang the gp to get my midwife appointment. You're very good, it took me three weeks to ring up! I'm glad you're on such a high! You being so pleased is making me smile! You do indeed have to celebrate the good times! You're so right!

Yay feefs! enjoy it :)

I'm due on today, wish it would hurry up! Did a test two days ago and got a bfn so I'm not wasting anymore hope or money on this cycle! I've ordered pressed and some vits for cycle 4. I'm ready for it! Plus I'm hoping my new exercise regime will help.

Hi julia - the more the merrier!

starky i think you deserve a starky star for amazeballs advice

kat I hope you find your mojo again soon, in the meantime here is some

Ooooooh I think I may treat myself to a digital POAS this weekend

feefs I can defo see lines in both!!!!!!!!!!! Gosh I am in suspenders here!! Hope you HCG continues to rise my lovely!

Yes I have a stash of OPKs to give away - just PM me if you would like me to send them to you.

Ooooh feefs CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! 🎊🎉🎈🎁

I have been told by my clinic to wait for early scan with them next monday before contacting GP.

starky do you feel preggers?

Ah I was wondering how you were doing Kwick! Early scan? So exciting!!!

Feefs that's fabulous!!! And not even fmu?!

Awwwww that's awesome feefs!!!!!

Yes... So sorry as I am away with work this week so time for thread is realy limited :(

Really regretting I did not bring any HPTs with me... Could do with a comforting POAS round about now...

kwick honestly, not even a little bit. I have to keep peeing on cheapies because if I didn't then I'd forget completely/think I'd dreamt it! My boobs are slightly tender, I'm still dribbling and I've got wind. But everything could be written off as normal. I've got slight indigestion but that's because I've had loads of pastry today. I'll believe it at the 12 week scan I think!

starky me too... I mean I do not feel any different and I always thought I would know but only reason I know is due to POAS and blood test.... I do not really have any symptoms... Although I have convinced myself that if I do not eat at regular intervals I feel sick . Also I think I get some cramping most afternoons but this could be wind
Don't you want to do an early scan? They told me that by next week they should get a signs of a heartbeat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay Feefs!! Congratulations! Welcome to the I-can't-bring-myself-to-get-off-the-sofa-so-I'll-just-throw-up-somewhere-here-clan!

Haha Kwick and Stark, I literally just peed on another test- I've cut it down to every 3 days now though! I've got an early scan on Monday because I'm way too impatient to wait to 12 weeks!

Congratulations again Feefs!
I imagine there is something very reassuring about seeing the result on a digital. Have a wonderful time enjoying and celebrating the excitement.
You're absolutely right to make the most of it; discovering you're preggers for the first time is a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

Starky and Kwick, Glad you are both happy and getting along well. Scan talk eh? That's very real indeed!!

Thanks all! Just need to get DH into the zone!

I feel different, really bloated and farty all day, knackered runny rose, dribbly and even extra ear wax jam! Not very glam! But happy. Can't wait till we're all out of this thread!

I don't think we will kwick we'd talked about it briefly but will probably wait for the 12 week one. I suppose it's something to be glad for though, I just keep expecting to feel rotten...There's still time!

Sorry penguin I'm hijacking the thread rather at the moment! I just can't move on properly yet, this thread feels like my home saddo that I am

Stark please don't go anywhere it really wouldn't feel right without you :(

No, don't apologise and don't leave!!

I don't have the time or energy to stalk you grads on other threads so stay here and keep us all amused/entertained/educated/in order!

I really want to follow all of your journeys through the next 9 months and it's nice to hear all the success stories to counteract the impatience in the rest of us!

Just wrote a long message and it got deleted!!!

Haven't been on for a while due to change of phone but have been lurking and reading avidly. really happy to hear about your BFP Feefs I've been reading all week and logged on desperate to see some good news so yay!

I'm day 25 of usually 26/27 day cycles and desperate to test! No symptoms but I rarely have AF symptoms either other than mild cramps when she actually arrives. Only difference this month is that I've had no brown spotting and every other month I had by this day in the cycle. Not wanting to get my hopes up though so planning to hold out till Friday to test!!.
Fingers crossed for anyone testing soon!

Still no AF here! But my Amazon goodies have arrived so chucking back a coq10 and vitamin b complex. I'm thinking I should wait until AF arrives before starting agnus castus, but maybe there's no reason to wait...any thoughts others who have taken it?

Enjoy every min feef hope seeing it in writing has reassured your oh too and he can join the party!

Feel the same re grads sticking around. I feel sad about this thread dwindling away as more people graduate, and I like hearing about how you're all getting on.

Oh great...third day of low temps has totally perplexed FF and it has now decided that it can't confirm when I ovulated (although I got a positive opk right when I usually ovulate!). Just highlighted three times of potential fertility! What the fck is up this month?!

Morning ladies! Congratulations again feef you don't get more positive than that!

Well I'm 14dpo today and now definitely late (was due yesterday or today) so I tested this morning but it's really faint. This was with asda early response after 2min (the pack says read after 1min) and my DP said he couldn't really see it. I think I'll wait and test again Friday! What do u ladies think? Was it invalid if I waited 2mins?

ski when I first opened it is thought I could see something very very faint but I couldn't say for sure. I'm no testing expert (have only ever done one) but others will be a long soon to give your their expert opinions! My fingers are crossed for you!

Ski, first look at it and I saw a faintish line.. Fingers crossed for you. 😊