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Ttc#1 Lucky no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/03/2016 22:50

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

Link to thread 12.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2580240-Thread-12-TTC-1Trying-is-the-fun-part-said-by-nobody-ever-whos-actually-trying?pg=1&order=

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
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Lyssie · 21/03/2016 16:03

...possible faint positive on FRER this am... 11dpo. Will post pics shortly!

Lyssie · 21/03/2016 16:07

Can anyone else see this?!

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
Lyssie · 21/03/2016 16:09

Here it is inverted.

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
LisaTheGreek · 21/03/2016 16:22

Lyssie - it took a bit of squinting, but I think I can see something.

Have to say, I'm not 100% sure though, sorry.

Hopefully someone with better eyes than me will be along shortly!

HepKestrel · 21/03/2016 16:38

hmm..... Lyssie again i think i see something, but not 100% either.

you will have to wait and test again i am afraid

Kwick709 · 21/03/2016 16:40

lyssie I can see something on first photo - but it is very faint. Do you have another FRER for tomorrow am?

hep ask me know questions I will tell you no lies! I am still PUPO.

What is SP? I know it must be something obvious but brain not working...

HepKestrel · 21/03/2016 16:49

SP = schrodinger pregnancy (aka tww)

islandgirl99 · 21/03/2016 17:14

starky congragulations!! Star Star i am DELIGHTED for you, what wonderful news!! Grin Grin Grin

It really was lucky thread #13 for you! xx

I'm still amazed by your dh's nose - i thought smelling ovulation was impressive but smelling pregnancy too??! Just think of the money we could all save on sticks if all our other halves were so talented!

SuchaJem · 21/03/2016 17:56

I can see something lyssie! Hope this little light gets stronger :)

Nothing to report today. I've stopped weeping so that's a plus. I just want my big fat fucking positive so much this month Shamrock

Confusedcat1 · 21/03/2016 18:19

I can't see anything lyssie but I'm also the wrong person to ask because I can never see anything unless it's blazingly obvious hahaha xxxx fingers crossed for tomorrow's test

And jem im rooting for you so much as you put so much soul into it this month xxx

Confusedcat1 · 21/03/2016 18:28

On confused update is as follows : Tiny bit of brown discharge today. No af. Cramping, but it feels like ovulation cramps. Like on one side only. Another nearly positive opk but snowy white ic. Still have no real pregnancy tests. I'll find out sooner or later anyway LOL

KatOnATinRo0f · 21/03/2016 18:45

Kwick SP is definitely not obvious.... I was talking about it last?? Thread.... That time during the tww where you don't know that you aren't pregnant so you equally could be completely pregnant too. (Like the cat) I said something like... Over the last 8 months I have been pregnant for 4 months.. In 2 week intervals. :-/

I am CD 16 so I am completely SP right now.

Mileymoocow · 21/03/2016 19:05

lyssie I see a line! But it's very faint, I'd definitely do another with fmu but it's looking very promising!

kwick what is pupo? Also when do you test??????

StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/03/2016 19:07

Thank you guys! I'm still gobsmacked and in shock. Dh has become if possible even more over protective...Today's "BABE! LET ME DO THAT!" include carrying a bottle of cordial, shutting the car door...and bending over to pick up a pillow.

Will have to catch up properly on the thread tonight. I left my phone and charger at my dps yesterday so I couldn't do my usual read up before bed and Dh had the tablet! Grin

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Kwick709 · 21/03/2016 19:30

Thanks hep and kat - I get it now :)

PUPO = pregnant until proven otherwise

confused will you buy some FRER all ready!!! The suspenders is killjng me!!!!

miley ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies. Official test date = tomorrow!!!!!!

starky does your dh have a brother that is single & willing to come down south? Grin

Mileymoocow · 21/03/2016 19:38

starky mine is the same. I wasn't allowed to pull a very light suitcase or carry hand luggage. And got wrong for carrying a load of washing upstairs...Oh and keep getting told to be careful and take my time whilst doing ANYTHING Welcome to the invalid club, enjoy it while it lasts.

kwick that's soooo exciting. I have everything crossed for you lovely ❤

SuchaJem · 21/03/2016 19:55

Thanks confused that's so sweet of you :) we did put a lot of effort in! Feel a bit tired at the thought of repeating it in a week or so.

starky bless your DH! Looking forward to a blog update. Hope you're settling into your new pregnant state of being :)

iPatches · 21/03/2016 20:33

Lyssie - I can't see anything but test again tomorrow, I'm excited for you!

Jem - I was like that last cycle. Properly tearful which isn't really like me. AF was late and I was frustrated. She turned up eventually but it felt like forever waiting. And I agree - it feels like a horrid cycle of moping about AF, getting excited about the FW, put all that effort in, wait and symptom spot, realise it's not my month, cry, mope about AF. It's better now that I've decided to drink and eat anything I want, mostly lots of caffeine, during that non-TWW...

My update is that I had a negative OPK this morning and a VERY negative OPK when I got home from work. So I'm guessing I ovulated yesterday. Now we wait.

Confusedcat1 · 21/03/2016 21:05

Fingers crossed ipatches now just try keep cool for the next two weeks Grin

jem when are you testing?

And kwick good luck for testing day xxx you deserve it since becoming a human pin cushion! When your kid is a teenager you can keep reminding them about it!

SuchaJem · 21/03/2016 21:09

patch yes exactly :( third time around and it does feel like a cycle now of hope and crushing disappointment.

confused AF is due weds xx

Pugmummy87 · 21/03/2016 21:14

Jem I sympathise with the hoping and then the crushing disappointment. I hope this is your cycle.

lyssie I think I can see a line, very faint, do another frer tomorrow with fmu, hopefully will be be darker line. How many dpo are you now? Fx!

Nothing much to report here in myself. My best friend however appears to be in the early stages of labour! Eeek!

HepKestrel · 21/03/2016 21:23

ipatches you still have high fertility 2-3 days after ovulation, so perhaps you can entice doreen for a bit more .....Wink ?

Kwick709 · 21/03/2016 21:26

Those of you with magic potion "on tap" should be shagging non-stop please! Wink

Kwick709 · 21/03/2016 21:44

Another day, another dollar spot....

Feefeefs · 21/03/2016 22:57

Hi all holiday was fun! But stuck abroad at the moment because of the French air traffic controllers strike! Bit of a nightmare!

Anyway brought ovulation stick on holiday got "peak" on clear blue digital 17th and some EWCM and "low" then on 19th 20th.

Anyway today ?4-5DPO and LOADS of EWCM? DTD just in case but (sorry tmi) there was so much DH is now calling me "meringue minge"! Google is useless