Ttc#1 Thread the 4th. TMI club of January 2016. No symptom too disgusting to share!

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

We're on the 4th thread! Oh come all ye symptom spotters! And a fertile new year!

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Dr Mine is currently doing some research into boats. We don't live anywhere near the sea 

... Lol. So men are all the same. My DH is in medical field and still assumed I'd be pregnant immediately. And why do all men have to spend hours research stuff they don't need or want!! My DH particularly likes the "car configuration" feature on most car brand websites.

indi ... I had 3 I read out of the time frame... each postive. Never had a line on any one I've ever done before (I'm a serial checker) ...
Then that last one was a clear pink line.. within the time. Just really faint...

Then 2 negative! But no bleeding or anything!

Will test tomorrow... midwife said even if it's Negative get bloods done as she is sure I'm pregnant because I should be bleeding by now if not... not sure if that's encoruaging or not!!

Are you testing again tomorrow??

kat my OH does this also... ooo i wonder if a Lambo can pull a boat/plane/15 goats on a bicycle etc 😂😂

I MAY concede to being slightly tempestuous today.

I just went high pitched and hysterical because he "put the dinner in the oven wrong!" And when I'd calmed down suffienctly from Chickengate, I realised, that he hadn't in fact, put the dinner in the oven wrong. Because it was literally putting a chicken. ..In the oven.

starky hahahahahahahaha easy Miss Tiger 🙈🙈

Space that cracked me up!
Oh Starky I hate to blame everything on the hormones though it could be their bloody fault! -are there other things stressing you out at the moment? Hope you do something nice and relaxing for yourself this evening

Not a sausage of a symptom here Cd27/33, about 7 days after ovulation maybe. Who fckn knows!

Bubbles I have the exact same worries (yup I'm 33...and a half! Bloody time keeps ticking!). But in my rational moments God knows they come and go I remember that yes our fertility is starting to decline, but people in their 40s get pregnant naturally so we're not out of the game by a long shot actually! must keep telling myself this

Hahahahah Starky that sounds like me when I'm a hormonal little bastard..maybe he did out the chicken in the oven wrong though or maybe you're slightly hormonal!

Yeah choc I have a good feeling about you, it is strange you've not come on yet. Yeah I'm going to test again in the morning, worrying I've got too excited over nothing becuase they were out of the time frame?! Bloody hell maybe I'm just going a bit mad. No sign of AF here either though so we will see. The self doubt going on here is crazy!

It's cool indi ... we can go crazy together 😂😂

34 upduffed cycle 2. I was completely paranoid that I was too old when we started. There is hope

Yeah guess so, who knew those bastard little pissy sticks would cause so much confusion?!

I think it is literally just the hormones this time ni and I'm soo hungry! I'll probably be a bit more normal after I've eaten ha but thank you I've got some new wool so I'm going to start a new baby blanket tonight, I've got the pattern (it's on you tube if anyone wants it, ill link it) and eating the leftovers from the sweetie cupboard while watching Jonathan Creek! But its probably pms and I don't half get hangry!

choc in fairness, he was in a sassy mood last night so it's payback!

We bought this today....It was Dh's idea!

What's everybody up to tonight? How was the first day back for those at work?

Hey sorry haven't checked on here for a while... But I've been suffering with insomnia and cramps... I'm one day late so I've just took a test... I can't believe it... It can't be can it?!

starky love it haha

Just chilling tonight...got the issue out on time and had great reviews already so going to eat chocolate and feel smug between Frantically wondering wtf is going on with my body and re-reading the booking appointment letter in case they know something I don't 😂😁🙈

Oh my!! Congratulations bubba ☺☺☺

Oh my God the outfit is fantastic! I'm envious of the blanket making. I got back into knitting two winters ago then subsequently forgot about it again but I've no idea how to crotchet. Bringing a little one into the world is a good reason to get back into the knitting i guess. Who can give me a really easy project?!

Congratulations Bubba!!!!!!

bubba you're totally pregnant dude! Congratulations! ! Amazing news! Woohoooooo! That is two epic lines! Wow! 😂😃🎁🎉🎊🎈🍼🐘

I'm going to annoy runner by having already said "get over to the grads thread!" Before she does!

That looks pretty certain Bubba! Even to me who usually can't see anything! Congratulations!!!

Was this your first cycle ttc? What tips can you give us?!!

easy granny squares for blankets ni the girl doing the tutorial is really good. Have a look at some of her other little projects if you don't fancy granny squares!

I'm em, cycle day 21 (I think) due on 10/11th jan possible conception 26/27th dec!! All the symptoms headache sore boobs nausea tired achy need a wee constantly lol advice please :)

Congratulations bubba this is turning out to be a good thread for bfps!

Hiya em and welcome! You're pretty much on the exact same cycle as me (except I don't actually know when I ovulated, could have been anywhere between the 20th and the 29th!) But I'm due af on the 12th too! (I have a long cycle)

You're symptoms all sound positive! When are you planning on testing? We're a very lucky thread! Our most recent bfp was about 20 minutes ago!

Bubba!! Congratulations!! That's a positive for sure!

Dammit Stark you stole my line!!!

Well I'm going to say it anyway. Bubba you is upduffed, get your ass to the grads thread woman

Thanks guys! So shocked and a bit scared!

This was TTC2! Gonna do another test tomorrow morning, then if pos I'll head over to the grads thread! Eeek