Don't stop us now! We're having such a good time, we're having a ball and BROOKING NO ARGUMENT!

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You can't beat a Freddie Mercury-themed title to get a new thread going

keep where abouts are you in your cycle? Everyone seems to be post ovulation but I'm on CD1

Why hello there Butler. Sorry about the shitty miscarriage but that is the last of the bad news for you - from now on it's sticky BFP all the way. Are you TTC your first?

CD1 is rubbish - such a boring day of the cycle and uncomfortable to boot. I'm awaiting AF, who is imminent.

I'm ov or ov+1, so the rat smacking part of the cycle

She is NOT impsetta!

Right that's it, I decree no more bad news on this thread!

Oh but she is Keeperoony - today or tomorrow. I can feel her lurking. Plus the chance of being diffed is next to zero!

Hi butler, welcome , and sorry to read about your mc

I'm on cd24 and am expecting AF to arrive on Sunday as I've started to get niggly, pre-period pain. However, it ain't over until the fat lady sings so I hope that instead, my massively swollen boobs, spotty discharge and crampiness are all signs that I am, in fact, well and truly diffed.

So imps do you have one more cycle then DR?

One more cycle, then one month on the pill (oh the irony!) during which month I will have a scratch/womb biopsy to see if there is anything amiss there, then straight into stimming after that (I'm on SP). I'm really excited about the treatment even if it doesn't work. That's not too odd is it?

Oh I posted a reply but it disappeared.

Oh, it's there now. Weird.

Ooh you'll only be a couple of weeks after me, scratch just before Christmas and sp in Jan if all goes to plan. I'm excited too, also v nervous

Hiya, yes this is my first I'm TTC but I've had 3 previous miscarriages (2 in a row), and one that not even my DP knows about :( it happened at the very beginning of our relationship and I didn't know I was pregnant

Anyone else at the beginning of their cycle? It's CD2 for me

Good luck to all those approaching their due AF's, may she fuck off and remember she's not wanted stands around in a circle like a group of cliche school girls

Oh Butler that is shite. That is significantly more than your fair share (your fair share being zero) but that's it now - we have spoken, and no more MCs shall befall you.

Have you had/are you having any RMC investigations?

I've had one MC and 2 chems which may or may not be on account of Mr Imps' SSS (Shockingly Shit Sperm). But for our next round of IVF, they're throwing all the drugs they'd give for female factor MCs at me, so hopefully one way or another I'll get a sticky one one day.

How long have you been trying for?

Hello, Brookers! Just popping in to keep you on my TIO. Lovely summary up there, Imps, of all that has happened in the world of rat smacking and lovely to see newbies, who are all guaranteed a BFP for merely joining. I do hope that it isn't long for you all.

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Ooooooh Dino . How lovely to see you. You look gorgeous as ever. How is going with the rat smacking?

Imps well we've only been trying since early August and I've had two pregnancies since then so I don't think falling is the problem :( it's having a sticky bubba that is. They're refusing to look into things until I have another miscarriage. I'll be honest and say they don't know I've had 3... The first was very early on anyway and I'm wondering if it was a chemical. But the doctor said "lose another one and then we'll take a look"

Whoever offered me that cadburys choco, I decline. Mumsnet should make a virtual toffeefee prepares oneself for everyone asking what the fuck those are

Aw butler... Why don't you tell them you've had 3??

keep if I'm perfectly honest, I'd rather not :( it sounds ludicrous that I could hide such a thing but I never told my DP about the first one and I think telling him now will really upset him, deeply. Purely because it wasn't honesty on my part from the beginning, and I think he'd find out pretty quickly if I didn't say anything to him and just the doctors. After all, he's been wondering why they won't see me until I have '3'.

I'm probably a really shitty partner for that, I'll take that. It's just I was due a period on the Monday and two Monday's following, I came on. A month later, my periods were back to normal so I assumed I was just being ridiculous and it was a 'false positive'.. Which of course I know now is stupid

Oh no, you're not a horrible partner, totally understandable at the time, and hard to tell him later. Really hope next one is sticky and you won't need tests anyway. We have a few people on here who have had a number of MCs, so unfortunately some experience

keep, really sorry for all those who've endured a MC/s. May I ask if you're one of them?

Morning all

and welcome to our newbies, sorry to hear about all those shitty mc.

loopy sounds like it was quite useful going to Coventry (sorry ds has been so sick, hope he's on the mend now). Has no dr noticed your fibroids Before? I have one small one that was spotted during my first dildocam, its even been pointed out to me a few times since on the screen, but I can't say that I can tell what much is on a fuzzy ultrasound screen!

I Think I'm around ov time but I'm really not keeping track of it this month - we have managed some rat smacking though :o

really busy at work at the moment so I'll just wave to everyone else and leave

Hello delightful folk!

Hope all's well! AF seems to be here - kaboom! Just kicked her in the face. Am all ready to snack the rat this cycle and am brooking no argument.

I shall be AWOL for the next few days as am away with Mr Imps - am actually going to switch my phone off for 3 days. Yes! Completely off! It will be like being in the Olden Days, but I am sure I will cope.

Have lovely weekends all. Remember to search out those rats and smack them.

Have fun imps! Shane AF will tag along

No butler not me. My problem is I can't get f-ing pregnant in the first place. I have an ivf little girl and gearing up for another go

Good plan taking her away with you Imps you just need to make sure you leave her there so she can't find you next month.

Happy rat smacking Imps and enjoy yesteryear!

I tempted to POAS, but I should leave it until Sunday really, shouldn't I?

for Beedles and for everyone else, too

Actually, no, I won't test. I have just seen some brown spotting which usually heralds the impending arrival of AfuckingF.

for me.