Bumsnet - where we get it on and get our BFP!!

[Rainy34]

This is the bus where we will get our BFP, hop on with your summer skirts and grab the bfp 's!!

Dizzy Sorry for that image! He is pervy in the sense of he just knows what we've been up to, and races into the room with his tail going a million miles an hour and sniffing around on the bed

Queen I hear you on wanting to be on mat leave! People keep talking about conferences and stuff for next spring/summer and I'm finding it hard to be interested as I'm secretly hoping I'll have no involvement whatsoever.

Woolly 5 days of purely-for-enjoyment sex?! What are you, 18?! You never know what's coming. It was only a couple of days ago that oyster was down in the dumps as her temp was low and she thought she was getting pre-AF cramps...

True pugster, anything is possible, I've mentally prepared myself for cycle 6 though. The good thing is we'll be on holiday for the TWW so I'll be distracted and AF won't get in the way of me prancing around in my bikini/pale summer clothes!!
Is it CoC in the pug house tonight as well then?

Queen, I work fer t'Government, too. Only local though

Dizzy, there's nowt for it but to screw, missus! sorry about that

Oyster, thanks for replying. Mine is low and rock hard

Pug, that crazy cycle where i got to '18dpo' was a screw-up cause by too many gaps and erroneously-taken temps, leading FF to conclude I had ov'd much earlier than I evidently did. There is no chart in my back catalogue of 29 bastards that shows a leap like this one at 12dpo - and the times were spot-on, too.

I'm still refusing sex. I can. not. be. arsed. A Bio Oily wank went down a treat last night. No kissing either, which made me feel rather like I was still a prostitute

Sammy, I am sorry you are having to bat of inanities about baby stuff. Others' throwaway comments can really sting (at least, that's what people tell me; I'm a fucking pachyderm ) but you and DH are so very strong and you're on your way to Babyland very, very soon

Wooly, I'm with Pug and the incredulity. What the actual frig? Five days? Of sex? That you actually wanted to have? And enjoyed?? Surely there's a Bumsnet rule about this sort of thing

Night, I just love your fb photos. Wherever you and DH go you look invigorated and as though you're having such a good time.

Purdie thanks for the explanation about Juney, 't is lovely to be in love! How has your application gone for Gennet?

Frog that's a lovely thing to do!

DizzyMerry Good for CoC. Enjoy your meal.

Night it's a shame when trips come to an end, hope you have had a safe journey back.

Rainy I need that weed burner! I have a lovely brick border which is being ruined at the minute.

ThePug I will happily look for good excuses to have extra ice cream. Laughing at the pervert of a dog. We are always in quick clean up mode.

Woolly Fingers crossed that the red witch of doom doesn't arrive.

I am so tired today. Busy week coming up with work too (also local Gov). Only 6 full days until my holiday though. I may test on Saturday (11dpo - early I know) I am always very impatient.

pixa get yourself to Wilkos and get one and a few canisters of gas, your borders will look great ,

I wouldn't trust myself with one Rainy, certainly wouldn't let DH near it. Ha ha.

pixa DH thought that too, he was scared when i brought it home incase i set light to the house!!

That's good planning on the holiday timing there Woolly ! Have you said where you're going? Somewhere nice and hot by the sounds of it

Purdie iiiiiinteresting. Your dad may have invoked the most massive case of sod's law by offering to pay for your ivf. When will you be 'late'?

Pixa Are you off on a relaxing holiday where you can recharge your batteries? Let the countdown commence!

Oh and yes woolly it will be CoC again here tonight. After my pos opk yesterday my temp dipped this morning, which is the same as what happened last cycle before a big jump the following morning - so I am crossing my fingers tomorrow morning will bring a nice high temp.

Thanks Purdie :) I love going to new places and that's what gets me through every day at work!

Exciting news about your chart! Fx for you :)

Great news that your holiday is close pixa, hopefully you will come back with a bfp like oyster :)

Very impressed by your DTD woolly!

Slightly scared of you now that I know you have some sort of flame machine Rainy

Ooh enjoy CoC pug!

night ha ha!!, its very theraputic!!

For those who were asking after me, I miscarried in full swing this afternoon. Updated the grad thread.

Hope everyone here is ok xx

Thinking of you mummy take care of yourself xxx

Mummy, I'm so sorry

Woolly and Pixa, are you allowed to tell us where you're going-ish?

Pug, I am struggling to not raise my hopes, but for one reason and another, this excitement has threatened to engulf me every month. Absurd. Only DH is keeping my feet on the ground ('Purdeh, don't raise your 'opes, sweet'eart, there is a million to one chance of this happening naturally for us, what with your issue.' 'My issue? You mean having only one fallopian tube that works?' 'What? Oh, no..I'd forgotten about that, I meant your age.' )

Oh, Mummy. I am so so very sorry.

thinking of you mummy. take care of yourself.

pug and purdie we're going to Egypt for a very lazy, relaxing 10 days in a lovely resort. Not our usual type of holiday, but our jobs have been pretty stressful so felt the need to just get away and do nothing but chill and soak up some sun!!

night your photos look lovely! Looks like you had a fab time and did lots of walking!!

Happy CoCing pug! Fx for that high temp tomo!

pixa hope work goes okay, keeping fx for that test!

purdie haha 5 days isn't the norm for us...it was just a quiet weekend!!

mummy so sorry xx

Just a mid-week break in York for us. We have lots of relaxation time but have some activities booked too. We need a change of scenery and we are having a mini-celebration.

The log cabin sounds lovely so I am really excited; outdoor hot tub, 6ft jacuzzi bath in the bedroom, champagne, roses & chocolates on arrival, big canopy bed and plenty of wild life.

We have a segway rally booked and, I think we are booking a tasting session at Hotel Chocolat but not 100% sure.

A bfp before we go would be amazing but I daren't raise my hopes anymore!

Nothing like a straight talking DP to keep you grounded eh Purdie . Here's hoping you can astound him with a two-lined pee stick soon. Stranger things have happen (for example, you enjoying a job in IT )

glittery how goes it in Essex? All quiet on the IL front?

Woolly Sounds fab! Will you be able to go on any daytrips or are you planning on being poolside for the duration?

CoC done but boy was it tough going tonight. DH was trying his absolute hardest to get it finished which meant some very enthusiastic thrusting into my (already high) cervix. I squealed and flinched, meaning he came out, almost literally! Fortunately he got himself back in with seconds to spare to get the job done.

mummy there will be a seat for you here when you are ready to join us again. I hope you've managed a quiet evening on the sofa with you .

So sorry mummy

Good work MrPug! We haven't dtd all weekend, just couldn't be arsed. Not in fertile time for few days so hopefully won't make any difference