BUMSNET - where bums (and hopes) are raised in the quest for a BFP.

[purdiepie]

Are you sick to the tits of baby-making sex? Or are you squelching with rabid lust when the lickle hand strikes cock o' clock? Have you already picked Sophia and Hugo as your baby names? Do you want to gouge out the smug eyes of the pregnant women in Sainsbo's? Do you shove balloons up your Boden sweater and pretend you have baby in your tum-tum? Have you already picked out your Farrow & Ball nursery paint? GREAT! Then you're just like us: We are the friendliest, wittiest, gayest, animal-lovingest, cervical-hunting women you will ever meet.

Come on, you frightened little trying-to-conceive mice...come join the fun on the Bumsnet bus. You know you wanna

Ah pixa 'twas a beautiful moment when those milk maids graced the stage...

Oh god another depressing song.... "do you know that our earth is a mess?"

Right, off for a pee as you all say it is acceptable. Back with results soon. Might also share details of what cervix fingering reveals. Don't all fall off the edge of your seats in anticipation, now!

Night it's a great thing to do, I work in a social care type setting with my role and I see a lot of the types of cases where children get fostered. I have so much respect for loving foster parents.

Depressing song, I agree Woolly but I am unbelievably envious of her looks!

Blimey, Night, that is quick! Will you just foster one child at a time?

Woolly, I said the exact same thing to DH! I couldn't figure it out!

I love that pic, Pixa!

The songs seem to have gone really boring now.

Haha, my DH asked if Poland had been yet earlier. I asked him why he was so interested in Poland and he reminded me of what their performance entailed last year. I think he was disappointed this year's entry wasn't the same people.

eskimo, boris,frog you gals ok? x

Is it bad that I want to search for milk maids on YouTube?

Happy weeing pugster

nomio ok, Georgia's dress is worse...

Pixa,

Thanks pixa am quite scared but keep reminding myself that it's not about me!

Not sure nomio will depend on what they decide we can do I think. We have enough room for two.

I agree, Woolly!

My sister was at the Eurovision final in 2013 & said it was amazing. Tickets were about £1,000 each though. Her ex paid!

Oh my days! That's hilarious.

£1000 blimey! I'd expect the glow sticks to be thrown in for free for that...

They got cool wristbands that glowed with different colours/patterns to each song.

I am loving Russia's attempt to persuade the world how friendly and tolerant they are.

Night best of luck to you, although, I am sure you won't need it. And fX for your bfp!

OMFG I am such a complete moron. I was busy inspecting the results of my cervix rummaging on my fingers (I always check this before peeing now otherwise I'm sure it seems wetter due to pee-contamination after) and I suddenly realised I had absent mindedly PEE'D ALL MY PEE STRAIGHT INTO THE TOILET . I tried and tried to squeeze some more out into my dipping receptacle to no avail. I shall try again in 30 mins or so.

For now you will be happy to know my cm was a cloudy coloured stretchy snot like substance. Stretchy snot is heading the right way, I think?

Night, I think it would be worrying if you weren't nervous! It is a massive responsibility, but I am sure you will handle it brilliantly.

I love a bit of stretchy snot, Pug!

£1000 to go to Eurovision? wow.

We missed the first few as we were driving home from ILs so I haven't been able to get into it as much tonight. Haven't heard anything that I thought was particularly catchy.

I haven't reported a thread from you on the grad bus Purdie - but I saw one from you has been deleted by MN. Don't start trying to upset our thread over there as well, love. Get your facts right before you mouth off. I also haven't said anything wrong about Sparkly - only what I have said on this thread and I wouldn't mind Sparkly herself reading - I have spoken up for the fact that us grads are NOT being treated the same which I am sure Sparkly will understand. So do shut up, Purdie, dear.

Oh, and I have received an anonymous message from someone this evening who are delighted that I have spoken out against you. At long last!

pug sorry but that really made me giggle! Oh dear, yes try again in 30mins. Stretchy snot sounds good to me, come on watery/egg white!!

nomio yep it's all about the political subtext!

After I'd built up the event as well woolly I hope that if I am going to ov this cycle it hurries up as I am away from home on Wed & Thurs night, and getting home very late on Friday (more like the early hours of Saturday). If it looks likely I'll load up on spermies before I go, I guess.

Ooh I like a bit of Il Divo-esque male harmonising. Good song to end on.

nomio did you say you're going to DTD for 5 days in a row earlier? Impressive Mrs

night Was it lovely and sunny in Devon today? I was in South Somerset/Dorset border and it was boiiilllllllling.

I am disappointed that there were no really crazy events on this years Eurovision.

I am desperate, Pug!

So, who have you all voted for?