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BUMSNET - where bums (and hopes) are raised in the quest for a BFP.

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purdiepie · 14/05/2015 22:35

Are you sick to the tits of baby-making sex? Or are you squelching with rabid lust when the lickle hand strikes cock o' clock? Have you already picked Sophia and Hugo as your baby names? Do you want to gouge out the smug eyes of the pregnant women in Sainsbo's? Do you shove balloons up your Boden sweater and pretend you have baby in your tum-tum? Have you already picked out your Farrow & Ball nursery paint? GREAT! Then you're just like us: We are the friendliest, wittiest, gayest, animal-lovingest, cervical-hunting women you will ever meet.

Come on, you frightened little trying-to-conceive mice...come join the fun on the Bumsnet bus. You know you wanna Smile

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Woolly84 · 23/05/2015 22:22

I'm far too lazy too vote but I'd go for Sweden...

Pixa · 23/05/2015 22:27

I expected the numbers to come up again, so I haven't voted! Time to get the peanut butter Ben and Jerry's out of the freezer. Have any of you tried Satisfy My Bowl yet?!

chopsface · 23/05/2015 22:28

I reported the post on the grad bus as I didn't want melon to read what you said about her. That was really uncalled for. I hope it was deleted before she read it, bless her

tessiegirl · 23/05/2015 22:33

You preach about how 'supportive' you are Purdie but only to the people you choose to be. God forbid if anyone disagrees with you...and saying nasty things about Melon? Shame on you....

Nomio230 · 23/05/2015 22:35

I have tried it, Pixa. My fave B&J is definitely the peanut butter one though.

We had a Tesco finest salted caramel icecream earlier that was nice.

Hairstylisttoboris · 23/05/2015 22:36

thepug noooo how did you do that?

night that's all moving along quickly. How long is the fostering process now? I hear the govt are planning changes to the system for fostering and adoption because it's not working.

whoolly I'm good thanks. Not much to report, cd 9, yawn.

tessie I'm genuinely sorry you feel ignored. No offence intended. I struggle to stay on top of all the updates and comment on everything.

And news from queen?

I missed most of Eurovision, anything happened I need to check out?

purdiepie · 23/05/2015 22:37

Pug, that is hilairballs! Grin

I can hear an annoying whiny sound.

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ThePug · 23/05/2015 22:38

I like Australia and Austria. DH likes Russia.

Pixa What's in that B&J? I haven't bought any for years cheapskate but I do love peanut butter and have never had pb icecream...

purdiepie · 23/05/2015 22:39

I wasn't nasty. I said she was as supportive as an old bra. True dat.

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purdiepie · 23/05/2015 22:40

I love caramel chew chew.

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tessiegirl · 23/05/2015 22:40

Haha!!! Yeah all I can hear is a vile bitter witch....funny that....

purdiepie · 23/05/2015 22:42

Are you still here?

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Pixa · 23/05/2015 22:43

Okay, I am getting quite angry now.

I think certain people are being rather vexatious. There was a singular incident earlier on today, which had then been isolated and those involved had drawn a line under it, so why do people insist and continue to rehash the same incident? Just stop.

Nomio I will have to try the salted caramel one. Which peanut butter one is your favourite? They have a couple on the shelves at the minute. We are having an ice cream feast tomorrow, we saw an interesting ice cream making technique in the Maldives and have decided to give it a go as dessert after our BBQ.

Pixa · 23/05/2015 22:45

The new one is 'Utter Peanut Butter Clutter' with cookie core. Peanut Butter ice cream with Peanut Butter cookies and a crumbled peanut butter cookie core.

I will post my review...

Nomio230 · 23/05/2015 22:45

Pug, I liked Austria & Australia too. Plus I thought Belgium was quite good. I liked the Russian one, but refuse to vote for them on principle.

If you are looking for a good PB icecream, I think this one is amazing. www.sainsburys.co.uk/shop/gb/groceries/sainsburys-peanut---salted-caramel-500ml

purdiepie · 23/05/2015 22:45

Pixa, what's that flavour called that is half vanilla and half summat else with a gorgeously sloppy caramel swirl going through it and pieces of blondie cake?

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Nomio230 · 23/05/2015 22:48

Not tried that new one.

I agree with your comments, Pixa.

Pixa · 23/05/2015 22:48

Blondie Brownie, Purdie?

purdiepie · 23/05/2015 22:50

Yes! Well, I can't find that bastard anywhere

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Nomio230 · 23/05/2015 22:50

I prefer HD to B&J normally. It just seems better quality & creamier to me.

purdiepie · 23/05/2015 22:53

Is it just me who looks at B&J and sees 'blowjob'?

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Nomio230 · 23/05/2015 22:54

Nope, not just you!

What is this woman wearing?!

Woolly84 · 23/05/2015 22:58

Yay not just me with an infantile mind!

Hmm Finland lady has interesting attire plans outfit for the office

tessiegirl · 23/05/2015 23:05

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eskimoflo · 23/05/2015 23:12

Hiya Woolly!

I will give my two penneth, for what it's worth; 'tis a democracy after all innit?

I don't think that Purdie was out of line at all for saying that the pregnancy comments about a 'club' were out of line. It is tough enough to keep going month after month without feeling like we are excluded from some kind of club. I don't think that her comments were insensitive or out of line.

I think that the grown up and mature response has been offered and completely ignored by some, and that some of the comments I have read from certain people have been bordering on hysterical.

I would like Montenegro to win. They made me do a weird kind of shoulder dance when they were playing their tuuuuune Grin

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