BUMSNET - where bums (and hopes) are raised in the quest for a BFP.

[purdiepie]

Are you sick to the tits of baby-making sex? Or are you squelching with rabid lust when the lickle hand strikes cock o' clock? Have you already picked Sophia and Hugo as your baby names? Do you want to gouge out the smug eyes of the pregnant women in Sainsbo's? Do you shove balloons up your Boden sweater and pretend you have baby in your tum-tum? Have you already picked out your Farrow & Ball nursery paint? GREAT! Then you're just like us: We are the friendliest, wittiest, gayest, animal-lovingest, cervical-hunting women you will ever meet.

Come on, you frightened little trying-to-conceive mice...come join the fun on the Bumsnet bus. You know you wanna

...but if I do I'll know where to find you

I thought we were drawing a line guys but as we're carrying on.... It is nice for Grad's to come on and support the ttc'ers BUT you are now saying that you're upset that you're not being asked after/supported in this thread; I for one thought that's what you were doing fit each other on the grad bus! And maybe that sounds ungrateful on selfish but making it a two way street on the TTC thread inevitably means you end up being drawn into conversation about your preg which not all members on this thread want to read.

I don't think chops meant to be insensitive for one second, but unfortunately her then being sensitive herself when a few of us reminded that this comment was a bit ughh to read sparked off other people wading in and making it all one big aggro afternoon! I think we all do know what this thread is and isn't for and do all want to support each other in getting our bfps. Please remember though grads that you have already got what so many of us are still trying so hard for so forgive us if we feel less "interested" in you once you're in your next phase of the journey to parenthood
Enjoy sharing that part of the journey with the other grads, which brilliantly there are more and more of each week.

#peaceout

On a side note, what is everyone doing for their bank holiday weekends? Anyone watching Eurovision?

I think I finally ovulated! Wahoo. I saw your comments ladies, about my posts being awfully blame worthy. I think DH and I have just wanted it for so long, and we try to be so healthy, that when our bodies don't play ball, it's easy to get caught up in the but what and whys... Regardless of how we are inwardly to ourselves, out marriage is fantastic and we support each other so well. I have no doubt, that whatever the future holds, regardless of fertility, we will get through it and we will have our family.

I need to catch up on the past few pages so I can get caught up with you all but, in summary, has anyone got any quick updates?

I do think this bus is usually loving and supportive, and I don't know how I would cope so well without you all. Thank you!

I will bake some lovely cookies and send them around the bus.

Yay Eurovision pixa!

Night how are you? Where are you during your cycle? Views on Eurovision so far?

^^

I am well thanks pixa :) how about you?

I think I am 6dpo but am not doing FF while away so not sure, drinking lots so hope that no implantation yet!

Eurovision wise I like Sweden the most so far, you?

I am really positive, thank you! It's been a hard week at work and just with FF not looking good, it felt quite stressful but great start to the weekend!

Pleased that Germany stopped waving her bum! No strong preferences so far!

Away? Where are you? I am 4dpo (apparently) so happy days! I got angry red pubes today.

I missed Sweden, but there have been a few good ones this year. I liked Australia & Austria. Even the UK one wasn't too bad, amazingly.

Yay for positivity and yay for angry pubes!

I am in Devon with grandparents :)

Is there any point of doing an opk at this time of night or is the LH on a downward ebb or whatever happens overnight by now?

Latvia is special...

^^ Hope you are doing well. Australia did really well.

Hope you have a lovely time in Devon, Night. How long do you have there?

Laughing at GN's commentary...

Latvia's dress/tattoo combo is special too....or is the tat part of the dress?!

Pug I would do it but I am a fully fledged addict when it comes to POAS

pug don't some of them say until 10pm is ok? I've only ever used the CB fmu ones....

Never trust my advice Pug. Ha ha.

Till Monday pixa :)

I don't know about opks I'm afraid pug :(

10pm is fine Pug.

Is it really a year since some Eurovision tart sat on a milking stool and wanked a plunger with her enormous jugs?

Night, It's my dream to go to Devon

Red Riding Hood for Spain anyone? My mind makes quite literal and obvious connections.

Ooh! Enjoy it Night, everyone loves a good break. Did I see that you have decided to foster in the future? Depending on BFPs etc?

Pixa, that photo is funny!

I must have missed that Purdie!

It is lovely Purdie, you should make plans to visit :)

We have indeed pixa so just waiting to see if I get a bfp this cycle. Home visit already set up!

Pleased you like it Purdie. I am to please.