BUMSNET - where bums (and hopes) are raised in the quest for a BFP.

[purdiepie]

Are you sick to the tits of baby-making sex? Or are you squelching with rabid lust when the lickle hand strikes cock o' clock? Have you already picked Sophia and Hugo as your baby names? Do you want to gouge out the smug eyes of the pregnant women in Sainsbo's? Do you shove balloons up your Boden sweater and pretend you have baby in your tum-tum? Have you already picked out your Farrow & Ball nursery paint? GREAT! Then you're just like us: We are the friendliest, wittiest, gayest, animal-lovingest, cervical-hunting women you will ever meet.

Come on, you frightened little trying-to-conceive mice...come join the fun on the Bumsnet bus. You know you wanna

Don't get us wrong, but I really don't think you would be welcome

Can we stop this?
My intention is to get my bfp then head over to the grad bus or some other suitable thread.
Personally I'm not overly bothered by the odd grad update on here. As someone who is childless, I find it no more painful than people talking about their existing kids. I know I can't hide from the world entirely!
But really, can we stop this? I'd much rather talk about ttc.

Frog lovely, sorry about bfn.

Can we maybe agree to ignore any comments trying to bring it up again?

They are already fully aware of you Purdie

dizzynorthern thank you, yes not getting hopes up much how are you getting on?

dizzym I got 5 days of flashing smileys this cycle, friggin frustrating! Hold out, you'll get that peak!

frog sorry for the BFN it's nice to have you back here though, I was wondering where you were x

oyster hope no sign of AF yet!

And I still get ignored.....

No sign of AF.
I'm scared of testing tomorrow. I'll be CD30 which I've never got to before, I don't want my hopes dashed by horrible, horrible lack of a line.

mummy I refuse to fuel the fire here, I genuinely am rooting for everything going well at your scan and hence why I asked after you on FB

Sorry for the bfn frog.

Oh woolly I'm so pleased you had the same. I hope it's a solid smiley so even though my chart indicates I ov yesterday I'll continue dtd until a static smiley, which I hope I do get. No idea why I kept saying solid smiley but you knew what I meant!!!

Fx for you oyster, really hope this is it for you x

Thinking of you tomorrow oyster fingers crossed for a bfp! You deserve it after all that shagging! X

Yep, know what you meant dizzy!

Thanks guys

oyster all that honeymoon shagging is looking like it worked!! Fx for tomorrow and hope you get your bfp.

Mummy I hope everything goes well with your scan.

Oyster Fx tightly it's a bfp for you.

Just had quite a lot of ewcm so there will be more CoC here tonight! I enjoyed dtd last night and feeling relaxed about it today. The other days were just meh!

Again, can we draw all of your attention to our talk guidelines?
THanks

Dizzy, I refused sex last night. I noticed tobacco stains on DH's teeth and I was revolted so I sucked him off instead. Hurrah for untarnished cock!

dizzym & woolly thank you both. I won't be posting my result on here due to upsetting others or getting unfelt sympathy so will update the grad thread either way.

Purdie I will happily give DH oral after my fertile period has ended. I've had zero desire for sex this cycle bar last night.

Will look out for your update mummy

Aww thanks lovelies for the kind words. We were expecting it this month. But June, June is the month. I can feel it in my bones :) xx

They only have 5000 donkeys in their sanctuaries Eskimo so I had to stop there

So sorry for AF frog however great that you are so positive about June, fx for you!

Really hope that all is well with your scan mummy

So excited for you oyster!

I have zilch to offer on the TTC side of things and in a week will have even less! Will keep just updating you on my adopting of animals :)

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Full!!!