BUMSNET - where bums (and hopes) are raised in the quest for a BFP.

[purdiepie]

Are you sick to the tits of baby-making sex? Or are you squelching with rabid lust when the lickle hand strikes cock o' clock? Have you already picked Sophia and Hugo as your baby names? Do you want to gouge out the smug eyes of the pregnant women in Sainsbo's? Do you shove balloons up your Boden sweater and pretend you have baby in your tum-tum? Have you already picked out your Farrow & Ball nursery paint? GREAT! Then you're just like us: We are the friendliest, wittiest, gayest, animal-lovingest, cervical-hunting women you will ever meet.

Come on, you frightened little trying-to-conceive mice...come join the fun on the Bumsnet bus. You know you wanna

Well not much I can do about it now I guess. Probably wouldn't have made a difference anyway. Hope everyone's had a lovely weekend and sorry for those who are poorly. Xx

Love the colours pixa :) You are so talented!

Not sure Purdie, t'is either Herefordshire or Worcestershire.

I am back with a hangover...don't think I can pickle anything at 6dpo right

Purdie latest on chart

Melon so many congrats

Loving the pallet furniture.

Hope everyone poorly gets well soon.
Going to read back a bit now

Evening all! I've had a fairly lazy Sunday intermingled with some boring house chores.

pixa the furniture and cushions look great! The colours are nice and cheerful :-)

ibeka oo tell us yer symptoms

pug hope that +ve OPK appears soon, am sure you are/will shortly be back in the game!

I think we'll go for EOD next cycle, I had so many flashing smileys this month that we wore ourselves out by dtding a few days in a row and only dtd'd on the first peak day.

No idea what caused it, Pug. I seem to just get these weird episodes sometimes.

Men I like, hmmm, Taylor Kitsch, Matt Bomer, always loved Johnny Depp, but he is looking a bit old now.

I am not keen on most of the current Hollywood brood.

Oo pikz nice dip at 4 dpo there

Dizzy the yoga dvd is is fertility yoga with lisa Attfield , I have only watched two parts of the dvd, as i have never done yoga before she explains it well the instructions, she has a website and on it it shows you a clip from the dvd, I did feel more relaxed after i did part of it,

That sounds interesting, Rainy. I have been thinking of taking up yoga for a while now.

Pikz, sounds like you had fun last night. I don't think you will have pickled anything!

Love the furniture, pixa!

pudie and nomio sorry to hear of your temperamental guts!

For those who've asked my symptoms are: lower back pain, achy legs, headache, light cramping yesterday followed by a second temp shift today and itchy nipples {hmm}.

We went to see Far From The Madding Crowd on Friday and the guy playing Gabriel Oak I found very hot indeed.... can't remember his name.

That does sound promising, Ibeka. How many DPO are you?

Only 7!

Only a week to go! I will keep my fingers crossed for you.

Thanks x

Sounds promising ibeka!!

Just spent the last hour on you tube looking at pregnancy tests (BFP's & BFN's) ultrasound's and googling.

Am I crazy?

Chops, the point of opks are to tell us when to get jiggy with it, no? That's all I'm saying.

Well hello tww!
Perhaps we've ruined our chances by only dtd on day2 of pos opk, but I can't change that now so time to relax.

Nhs appointment today, formality really as I know they'll say wait until September. Xx

Congrats on ov Sammy!

I had a fixed smiley this morning (CD12) so bum is on pillow :) will keep going everyday until my temp rise. As long as I do actually ov then it will be in the normal range!

FF is accusing me of potentially ovulating on CD10. I think it's wrong and it can go fuck itself.

Haven't been recording CM, DTD, or symptoms though. We are just aiming for EOD to every three days.

Morning all, what crappy weather for a crappy Monday! This is going to be a long update....

melon congratulations!!!

Big squishy love to those who've sponsored dogs in Spain. You're all lovely. My cat is a rescue kitty. He's awesome. Thankfully he'd never been ill treated. I don't understand how anyone could hurt or neglect an animal.

sammy please keep posting. I don't know any of the ivf stuff, but we're all here for each other, right?

Hope those that were bunged up have now released the poo beasts and that those who had DHs with sore goolies are back having CoC.

nomio agree. First part of the month is dull. Especially when it's over 3 weeks between AF and ov

boris sorry for AF/bfn. How's yer jet lag? Wow, kettle and coffee machine? You've clearly been electrified on your travels. And beans sorry for your AF too.

pixa fx for an anniversary bfp! Your furniture looks fab.

Yay for fb relationship status juney. It ain't official until it's on fb! Unless it's some LPB's BFP. Then it can just piss right off.

pug ferning saliva? Sounds fancy! Great to see you posting and positive.

eskimo haha don't break your DH! And tut tut to driving too fast they just haven't caught me yet much to my surprise must be half term soon, right? And yes, you're clearly upduffed!
Pleased you've trimmed your pubes, they were getting a bit forest-like love.

Welcome sand! So sorry to hear of your mc

Is mamapo still on her hols?

glittery YouTube? Does it show the wee going up the test and then the 3 minute wait? Yes, yes you are crazy love.

A bit jealous of those with lovely lady gardens. Mine is like a bombsite but in a few months it'll be a builders yard whilst we get house renovations done so no point making it look pretty until after that.

I've missed loads. Basically I've been feeling really rough - slept for hours and have a horrid throat. Not sure what's wrong with me as I keep getting this, then feel ok for a few days then back to feeling rubbish! I hope to be back on form very soon. I'm still dtd though...

In a ttc update, CD23 (of a 35/36 day cycle), ewcm but still low on cbfm. I think my body is broken.

queen oh no, hope you feel better soon! Good on you for keeping up Dtd though!

go night!

pixa Sounds like you're covering all bases so sod FF!

I got my first ever angry pubes today!! makes me 5 dpo so sammy I'm joining you in the TWW

Morning

I have to admit defeat in catching up, sorry!

I did have a little read yesterday, just didn't have time to post.
Melon, Congratulations to you, wishing you a healthy 9 months.

Seems to be a few of you in the tww, keeping fx for you.

Pixa, the furniture is fab! Well done you, love the bright colours.

I'm cd8, af took forever to bugger off, it was also really heavy and after being so late I wonder if it was a chemical. Or maybe I'm just getting old! Anyway I started temping again this morning. No opks so I'll have to hope we catch it

Sammy, do you normally ov three days after your first pos opk? If you do, I would say your sexing has been pretty well spaced out

I'm 6dpo if anyone's interested.

Oyster, when are you back? Dying to know if you're preggo!

Hello, darling Spinneroo! When are you 44? I'm August

Queen, my bog behemoths are back