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[juneybean]

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You can shag, you can syringe, you can temp, you can OPK; as long as your aim is a BFP!

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Seems late for implantation :/

I had really sore boobs the other day but that's tailed off and had heartburn again today. Starting to think I had my period and blinked or something :|

pug sending you lots of love for tomorrow
to everyone while stuffing malteesers in my pie hole 7dpo, yawn! I had a horrid dream last night that I had gone for a smear and the nurse told me i couldn't ttc because the lining had worn away causing me to have cancer in the dream I was sobbing to my mom! saying I can't try for a baby anymore ! Couldn't sleep after that
A little voice in my head keeps telling me that I should give up after this cycle. I feel that it's invading all parts of my life, even my sleep. It's the first and last thing I think about, and I don't know how long I can keep doing it. I know I shouldn't moan, and I'm not even out this cycle.... But I'm hormonal

Aw, Rice, that is a horrible dream. No wonder you feel a bit emotional today.

I know this might sound melodramatic, but I am starting to get worried I have OHSS (ovarian hyper stimulation syndrome). It is really rare with Clomid, but possible. Since Thursday I have had tummy pains, queasiness and a seriously bloated, sensitive tummy. It is so bad even the water running on it in the shower feels painful. I can hardly eat & now have back pain too. I also have a temperature.

Going to try and get a Drs appointment tomorrow.

Oh thePug thinking of you tonight and tomorrow. Hope you are well liked after and all goes ok. X

Thinking of you pug

Nomio get that checked out xx

Starting to think I shouldn't of fake tanned so much. Watching The Impossible and have tears streaming down my face. So emosh.

Rice that was a horrible dream

Pug Will be thinking of you tomorrow

Nomio FX it's not that. Hope you feel better soon.

Boris Glad to see that you are feeling a little bit better today. Take it easy lady!

ibeka Re. the newbies. I'd like to think they might see it as a challenge! They have to have something about them to ride with us eh?

Why is everyone getting fake tanned? Have I missed someat? Is there some new research out that says that there's an ingredient in fake tan that helps you to produce cervical mucus? Or does the smell of it make the spermies swim faster and in a more straight line?

I think that I might start to temp tomorrow... If I can get my shit together... Any tips? It will be CD7 for me tomorrow. Am also going to piss on an OPK, just for the hell of it. Am taking any result with a pinch of salt though, as I have had some positive OPKS in the last few months, but still no AF. Could be that my body is trying to ovulate, and getting the surges, but not actually producing anything. CD21 tests later this month will tell all...

I keep thinking I should try temping again. Maybe I will join you tomorrow, Eskimo. My only tip is try not to fall back asleep while the thermometer is in your mouth!

I am have been Fake Baked a couple of times before, but am not really a fan. I am lucky that I have quite an olive complexion though & tan easily.

I get a fakie as I don't tan at all. really winds me up.

I'm starting a trend for boldly exhibiting so-white-they're-blue legs. I'm fed up of feeling something akin to deep shame when I get my nekkid pins out. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it tomorrow

Juney, you're not preggo. Neither am I (probably). If you fancy a joint suicide pact, call me. They'll bury us togevver on th'island o' Lesbos.

Have no chance of catching up, I've missed a whole day :(.
Hope everyone is okay, I'm getting nervous about appointment tomorrow so am going to sleep to pretend it's not happening, 'see' you all in the morning. Xx

Sounds like a plan purdita

No suicides on this bus. The rest of us are too busy DTD to clean up your mess!

Juney pics are a step forward anyway eh!

Pixa woo for BBQ!

choppers oh I forgot you were going on holiday!! That's great. Sure you will be fine, hope sickness stays away for you!

Thepug for you will be thinking of you tomorrow lovely

Creme extravaganza sounds very exciting!

Butterypants nice to see you hope you are doing better

Rice what an awful dream!! Terrifying! .. But it was just that.. A dream. Make believe...! Sorry you feel blue today, understandable after that! And it sounds like TTC is really taking it's toll, but hopefully today is a bad day and tomorrow will be better and you will feel more positive again. Sending

Nomio that doesnt sound too good lovely, def get checked out. Especially if you have fever too. Sending hope you can get some sleep

Glitterbug I have never take tanned. Too scared I'll look like an Oompa Loompa! I get paler here in winter but still have olive skin from my dad so I'm ok that way for tanning. Sometimes wish I could do instant tan though, just sure id make a mess of it !! Ha

Sammy lovely, wishing you so much luck for tomorrow.. Long time coming this app! Hope you have your list all sorted and get as much help and advice possible!

Purdita back to the grind Tomor! Do you have Sunday night dread?!

rice what a horrible dream, remember the hormones are making you feel crap and it you will feel better tomorrow hopefully

sammy thinking of you, hope you get a good night's sleep.

Gahh bleeding here now sod it, onto cycle 5....
Night night lovely ladies!!

Morning! Oh Woolly! I'm sorry to hear that hope you're ok. Best crack on with cycle 5!

Good luck Sammy.

Good luck to Sammy and ThePug for today.

Sorry for AF woolly.

Pug and Sammy

I'm out this month (almost). Not bothered at all. This week has been tough and I kept half-hoping I wasn't pregnant

Riceicle, I don't see any reason why you shouldn't fall pregnant before the year's out. You're old, right? Not that old though. Plus you've proved you can make babies fifteen times I predict you will get preggo in four month's time

I'm off to work soon. Much, much easier than being at home.

Just popping on to say hope all goes as well as possible today pug

boris hope you're feeling back to 100%. Make sure you pass on any residual germs to your evil boss mwah ha ha.

Nice work on the new wardrobe purds!

All round to pixa's house for a bumsnet BBQ!

Oh woolly, that's totally pants. Damn the AF!

boris are you recovering yet? Did you get any pills in the end?

Dtd last night for the first time ever on cd20, usually we stop on cd18! So I was feeling more optimistic about being in with a chance this month. However, broken thermometer gave me a huge temp drop this morning instead of a rise......possible ovulation dip? Which is annoying if it is because im not sure whether DP will be on board to dtd again tonight. On the other hand I've woken up with a very dry mouth so I'm wondering if I've had my mouth open before my alarm went off! Gah!

I don't do tanning. I had way too much sun when I was younger and I already have concerns about irreversible damage to my skin. Can't be arsed with fake tan so I stay pale. Running in the sun picks up a bit of colour on my lower legs and arms but I end up with a tan line across my shoulders and knees. Attractive!

And sammy, good luck!!

I don't fake tan either. I barely tan in real sun - burn and go freckly with the slightest sun exposure and I'm not even a red head. After a 3 and half week long honeymoon where I obsessively covered myself in factor 30 I came back with a slight tan but that's about all I can muster.

Nice work on dtding dizzy! Fx for you.

Tmi but I had really forgotten how much AF cramps cause my bowels to go into overdrive

AF always makes me feel like I need a massive poo