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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Sparkly123 · 21/04/2015 21:27

Thepug if you are out there, we are all thinking of you and sending healing vibes lovely Flowers

eskimolaura · 21/04/2015 21:29

Sammy No cycles, so no idea when I ovulate, if at all. Never mind. You're not supposed to DTD before a HSG anyway, so I will do some OPK tests in the days leading up to it and keep my eye on things. If I ovulate early, I ovulate early. I will still go ahead with the tests. At this stage, it's more important to find out if everything is ok.

Thanks Purple You are right. How are you?

MaMaPo · 21/04/2015 21:30
  1. You all talk too much
  2. I woke up at 4.40 am. That should be illegal.
  3. I don't like Five Guys that much - Shake Shack is far superior.

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Pixa · 21/04/2015 21:31

Haha, you are welcome DizzyMerry. I hope I have made your swabs/smears/dildocams more enjoyable. Grin

Sparkly Absolutely far from a connoisseur! I agree that you should try rainbow trout, it isn't a fishy fish.

Missing Purdie!

DizzyNorthernBird · 21/04/2015 21:36

Is Five Guys better than GBK? They've got one at Westfield, I could try it tomorrow?

Sparkly123 · 21/04/2015 21:39

Let's campaign for our Purdie back again! Ha ha Purdie Purdie Purdie we miss youuuuu!!! Grin of course we are more than understanding of the fact you have zero spare time at the moment but just so you know- there's a Purdie filled gap and we can't wait to see you back filling it on Friday... Or Saturday or even Sunday..! Flowers

Sparkly123 · 21/04/2015 21:42

rainbow trout . On it Wink

eskimolaura · 21/04/2015 21:43

Sparkly scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on a bagel is my idea of heaven. You cannot beat it.

Sparkly123 · 21/04/2015 21:43

Smoked salmon. No.

Oysterbabe · 21/04/2015 21:47

My one five guys tip would be get the small fries, they're still humongous.

I love all fish but another vote for a smoked salmon bagel.

I feel really queasy this evening defo preggo

spinningirl10 · 21/04/2015 21:48

Pikz, you ok, what's up?

Sparkly, let us know how you get on with the fish.

Purdie, yes we miss you......can you take a sicky tomorrowGrin

Off to fb to check out Nights loo!

loopylou1984 · 21/04/2015 21:50

Sparkly you couldn't eat smoked salmon now even if you wanted to could you?! Xx

Sparkly123 · 21/04/2015 21:52

Who knows Sammy Friday shall reveal if that's the case or not... Confused

Oyster defo preggo Wink

spinningirl10 · 21/04/2015 21:55

Sparkly, 3 more sleeps!

Night, the loo seat is quite somethingBlush

Woolly84 · 21/04/2015 21:58

Did night post a pic of the famous loo seat??

Nomio230 · 21/04/2015 21:58

There are loads of fish and meat I have never tried. We didn't have much money when I was growing up, so my mum stuck to more traditional meals, the I turned veggie when I was 14.

Mama 4.40am is just plain wrong. Hmm

Eskimo, I think DH would have smoked salmon, scrambled eggs & bagel every day if I let him!

Sparkly123 · 21/04/2015 21:58

We ain't going with sleeps dear Spinning we are going with full days . You see- 2 more days. Sounds better don't it?! Grin

Sparkly123 · 21/04/2015 21:59

4.40am MaMa?! Dear lord!!!! Get yourself to bed! Grin

loopylou1984 · 21/04/2015 22:01

Well you can't eat it right now as you are PUPO (I stole this from another thread I was lurking on... Pregnant until proven otherwise!).
Keeping everything crossed for Friday for you :). Xx

Woolly84 · 21/04/2015 22:02

sammy I love PUPO! Grin

Sparkly123 · 21/04/2015 22:02

A PUPO! Ha ha thanks! I'll take that! Thanks Sammy lovely Flowers

Froggy are you out there? dildocam Tomor?

Pixa · 21/04/2015 22:03

Another PUPO fan here.

Once again crying at OBEM. DH said he would watch it with me when we started trying. He managed half of an episode. Hmm

spinningirl10 · 21/04/2015 22:04

Wooly, yes photo of loo seat, not surprised they left it behindGrin

Sparkly, brilliant, yes 2 days......sounds much better!

eskimolaura · 21/04/2015 22:04

Ah yes sparko No smoked salmon for you. Pass it here. I will eat it ALL! Grin

spinningirl10 · 21/04/2015 22:06

PUPO, love itGrin

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