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[juneybean]

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Sammy what an arsehole!

Sparkly quick positive is very positive - have you done a week by week test?

F*ing stupid question Sammy! Should have just punched them in the face

pug sending you massive hugs!

sammylou that sucks

CD12 today - boring.

purds you literally described me! minus the hideous nails

Mummy novice here what do you mean week by week??

sparkly think mummy meant have you tested weekly

I thought she meant the tests which tell you how many weeks so that you can see whether your pregnancy has progressed!

current mood.

Ah I see Glittery I thought this was something else! I've pretty much tested every four days or so because of all these hospital apps I needed to take tests with me. So tested 13dpo 15dpo 16dpo 18dpo 20dpo and 23dpo this far!!

Glitterbug that's hilarious

No I meant what night said - a CD one that shows how many weeks you are - was rushing a quick pessage back on my phone and wasn't very clear!

Glittery love that meme!!

No I meant what night said - a CB one that shows how many weeks you are - was rushing a quick pessage back on my phone and wasn't very clear!

Glittery love that meme!!

Clearblue and message - must check typing!!!

Pug, I'm so sorry, that's totally shit

Sammy, what an idiot

Sparkly, it's looking good for you

I've just bought flip flops from M&S because they are really comfy......I think I'm turning into my Mum

spinning just don't buy tights from BHS disgusting but soo comfy

Oh, Pug It is so massively, horribly shit. I am so sorry. Do you want to talk about it? We love you xx

Mummy nope haven't done one of those .. Should I?! The lines are coming up quicker and darker every time now that's a good sign I think?

Spinning M+S flippers?! Ok. I'm not judging! We all need a comfy pair! Is it nice there today? It's 19 degrees here and sunshine. I'm staying positive yeh, it appears good apart from the spotting..

Mummy, your bitch slap worked an absolute fecking treat Everything you said was spot-on. Sparkly, I can see I have a pm awaiting me, but I don't have time to read. Is it from you? If, so..I will thank you in advance for being your usual lovely and supportive self.

Purds yes it's more of the same drivel that you don't want to hear about keeping focused on the end result with regards to your job! Ha ha

Sparkly! Rapid response to pee stick means absolutely everything. Well done, sugartits

Sammy, try to stay rational, lovely; it is a fairly benign question to be asked of a woman in an office environment. Unfortunately. He's a bloke, too, which means he probably meant 'Will you sleep with me?'

Purdie I think so.. I mean there's always hope isn't there! For now it seems the sticks are saying pregnant it just depends what the scan says only peeing my pants a little on that eh although I wonder if my hcg has risen. I hope so much it has as I don't like my numbers one bit! Is work tedious? Are there any friends to be made or...?!?

queen you're so lucky owning your own house! But does it not do your head in when you think about what you could have for the same money back home? I could have a cottage in a lovely rural area. Where I'm at the house prices go up if you dare to think about moving out of town. I love Manchester, if I were to look at moving back up north, I'd look at around there.

mummy GBK is my fave , I love 'the don' and if I'm being naughty one of their yummy milkshakes for dessert. I often get coerced into eating McDonald's but I can't remember the last time I actually enjoyed their food.

melon I've not tried five guys, is it good there? Weve often considered eating there when we're shopping at Westfield but somewhere else always wins.

Dizzy shopping at Westfield Lucky you. I'm so jealous of all you lot down in the exciting locations! Glasgow just got a five guys though.. Surely that's something! Although I feel it may be a glorified mcds no?!

Sparkly you don't have to - you the tests are coming up mega fast but I know a few days ago y ou said you were scared to do one of those and wondered if you have found the courage yet.

Purdey Glad the bitch slap was ok, ya know I love you really! What hours are you working?

DizzyN last time I was at westfield I ate a GBK - all I could afford!