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Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

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purdiepie · 15/04/2015 18:26

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost Smile

t'STATS, innit

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DizzyMerry · 18/04/2015 19:15

I've been to a Mac counter pixa the woman did a really good job. I use quite a bi of their makeup and it's really good.

Spinning enjoy your omelette. I haven't had an omelette for a good few months now.

Night yay for the well deserved takeaway! A secret games room Hmm what type of games?!

Rainy your dinner sounds lush. Enjoy!

We had stir fry last night after ages sparkly hope you enjoy it.

I think I have lured DH in. Sent him a suggestive text and he replied saying he'd be home for 11.30!!!

DD has had her dinner. My dsis are coming over shortly so don't know what we will be having yet.

Riceicle1 · 18/04/2015 19:17

Tried to catch up, but you all talk too much!
night I hope you and dh are really happy in your new home! and that the adage new house, new baby comes true for you. Here are some house warming flowers Flowers

I kept my own name when I got married, not because I'm a feminist I just like to be awkward! thought dh's name didn't sound nice enough!!! Wink

On the lady garden front, I'm fair so am not particular hairy, so I leave it be! Legs and armpits only when I'm going out, or it's summer!!

Tired out today we have been on an adventure day with the dc's so lots of fresh air plus we have been having a mass shagathon this week, I feel as though sperms are literally coming out of my ears! And I've still got to do it again tonight,twice tomorrow and once on mon, tue and wed! Envy (sick not envy! It better work after all of this effort, I hate the feeling of being all squelchy with my bum on a pillow!
sparkly hope the box sets are working!

nightandthelight · 18/04/2015 19:17

Had forgotten how dirty minded you all are :) Probably shouldn't mention the handcuffs etc littering the room!

Riceicle1 · 18/04/2015 19:18

Ohhh night is the games room painted red?

nightandthelight · 18/04/2015 19:18

Love my flowers rice

nightandthelight · 18/04/2015 19:20

A deep blood red Rice with the marks of what I can only assume is some violent baby making Grin

spinningirl10 · 18/04/2015 19:21

Riceicle, yay for the shagathon, you deserve a bfp after all that effort!

Night, sounds lovely and furniture shopping is always fun.

Merry, yay for the suggestive textWink

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 19:22

Ooooft night !!! Love a bay window! Here's some more flowers Flowers and Cake

spinningirl10 · 18/04/2015 19:22

Sounds like a sex den Night!

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 19:23

Rice good work lady! You can do it!!!! BFP on the wayyyyy!

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 19:24

Dizzymerry you are in for a good night tonight then! Wink

spinningirl10 · 18/04/2015 19:25

What's everyone watching tonight? TVs crap! I'm rubbish at watching films, I start watching and then check up on MN and realised I've missed half of itGrin

Pixa · 18/04/2015 19:29

Sparkly I love Suits! I only watch it on Netflix though so I haven't seen season four yet. I love the dynamics between Harvey and Mike.

Spinning I might try the MAC counter at Meadowhall in a couple of months. I have noticed some snootiness amongst all different types of retail - it really irritates me. Thanks to DizzyMerry too, I will definitely give the MAC counter a go.

Purdie I feel your pain. I often have to read case notes for my job, and so often see really unhealthy people gifted with pregnancy. I do get jealous at work and it's really hard not to get emotional.

Night your new pad sounds amazing! Love the games room. I would love a games room Envy. DH currently has a man cave.

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 19:29

Tv is totally rubbish tonight! I'm not into BGT really.. Dh wants to watch this suits boxset so may watch that.

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 19:30

Pixa never mind the dynamics. Harvey!!! Swoooooon! We are just into series 3 so have a bit to go yet!
Who are our legal ladies on here again? I wonder what they make of it!

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 19:34

purdiepie I miss you Flowers

Pixa · 18/04/2015 19:34

Excuse the phrase, but Sparkly, that man is a panty dropper! Grin I would let him put me through a deposition any day. Grin

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 19:35

Ha ha ha ha Pixa Grin

auxiliaryauroch · 18/04/2015 19:37

Sorry busy day! Hope everyone is good!
Popping in to remind you that, obviously, the inventor of the first proper dishwasher was a woman (Josephine Cochrane) because why would a man ever bother thinking up a machine to help do such obvious women's business as cleaning dirty scullery items.
Have a good Sunday tomorrow with bfps for everyone who is testing! Smile

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 19:39

Aux you really are some woman . High five, gold star and big up ya! Star

spinningirl10 · 18/04/2015 19:43

Hmm will have to google Suits and see who you are talking about, back shortlyGrin

spinningirl10 · 18/04/2015 19:45

Is this him?

Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.
Pixa · 18/04/2015 19:46

Spinning YouTube may be more apt. For me, it's his cocky and domineering attitude not that I am close to being submissive and his mannerisms. Grin He knows what he wants.

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 19:54

It's him Spinning but agree with Pixa it's his demeanour that does it for me

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 19:56

Oh and Pixa you are not exactly doing a good job of convincing me about your Mr Grey ha ha

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