Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

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Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost

t'STATS, innit

I'm very interested in your research pixa. I have cut down on sugar this week. I don't know whether it will help but I honestly feel so much better for it so will continue with that. Pleased you enjoyed your weekend.

Another yes to a smooth lady garden here! I can't bear to let it grow!!!

Spinning I hope your plan to tire the boys out works, especially after you having to put up with the cold!

I was hoping for some action tonight feeling horny as hellbut DH will be out and won't be back til way past midnight

Sparkly, all the make up counters will do your make up. Obviously they then like you to buy it all but I don't. I say I want to see how it wears and what it looks like in the daylight. They write down everything they've used and off you go. MAC charge but I don't think anyone else does. I had mine done recently at Bobbi Brown, I really liked it and did buy a couple of bits.

Pixa, I don't think you're the only one to take notes

Night, hope the house move went well and you've cracked open a bottle of wine now??

Ha ha yes I can imagine! my two nephews are noisy pups so adding another one to the mix would be a riot!! Hope they enjoy the pizza!
I know!! Less than a week. I may or may not have taken another test today.. Which is pointless really as regardless of what's happening the test will be positive! Ha ha. The things you do to try keep sane!! Husband making me a nice stir fry just now I think. Another night of lying on couch watching boxsets I think! What's on for you? Oh and I don't even have the app!! I use mobile site just through my browser on phone and I write in my notes on phone my replies as I go through it.. That way I don't have to try and remember everything!! A tip I picked up for our Juney

Pixa ha ha you are hilarious! I love how we all have a vision of each other in our heads. It's so refreshing not to be judged on appearances don't you think? I know people say they don't.. But they do. I love make up. Just don't wear it when I'm in house a lot. But I like nothing more than getting the slap on and the hair done! I remember when I was bridesmaid one time I had a make up trial done and my whole face came out in a rash! So that prob put me off! Ha

Merry, I'm with you on feeling horny! Dp is working such long hours, I barely see him so no chance of sex.....I'm bloody desperate!!
I might take a little walk with the boys and buy them an ice cream and they can run round the harbour. Dp has come home for a nap as he's working all night and I can't expect them to be quiet. Hope they sleep ok.

dizzymerry woo for smooth garden gang!!

Oh you're all very good good taking notes. I end up posting loads because I keep having to check back! It was funny on fb at first putting faces to names. You do have a picture in your head of what you think someone looks like
Stir fry sounds good. I haven't eaten. I don't eat pizza unless I'm in Italy, they make the best pizza I can't be bothered to cook anything else. I do have spinach, kale, blueberries and bananas so I can feel a smoothie coming on!

Rainy, that herbalife thing is so popular at the moment, seems to be the new fad. Pleased it worked for your friend and she got her bfp.

Spins eat woman! How can you cope skipping meals?! I'm always hungry! Ha ha

Spinning You must must try an Italian owned restaurant in Scarborough! Can you tell I am a fan?! DH has often offered to do the two hour drive there, just because the pizza is amazing. Gorgeous thin crusts.

Ps Obvs Italia have the best pizzas. Although, the pizzas up north are honestly so rubbish compared to the south!! biased
Inside info here- my family has a pizza take away, so we get real italian pizzas on tap whenever we want them! Ha ha

Pixa sounds good! I'm a nightmare in italian restaurants. Dh says I ain't easily impressed! Ha. But what you find a good authentic one it's great!

Ooh Pixa that sounds good. We used to have a fantastic one close by but it closed down

Sparkly, lucky you, sod the stir fry order pizza

I'm making spinach and mushroom omelette with salad.

I'm sorry ladies I just can't catch up today :(

Anything I need to know e.g. bfps?

Just sat down for first time today and have ordered take away :) we discovered a secret games room in the loft!

Spinning i have heard a lot of people trying herbalife, it says it has all the vitamins you need but the only thing is do you start piling the pounds back on when you stop the shakes

i am having a healthy dinner , salmon, broccoli , caulifower, carrots, and green beans and curly kale, and a few potatoes, think i am a couple of days past ovulation so really trying hard to eat healthy, i will get this bfp this month dam it!!!!!

DizzyMerry I will happily share research upon completion. Starting off with a book by a leading nutritionist called Patrick Holford.
Funnily enough, I am just reading about anti-nutrients and it does mention the obvious) alcohol, caffeine, refined sugars)

Spinning have you been to a MAC counter before? Bought a few of their products but haven't had my make up done by them yet. Your omlette) in our house they're called nomlettes ) sounds delicious.

Sparkly Stir fry sounds amazing, what boxsets are you watching? It is funny how people build up images of others. I think I have to take a trip to the south of Italy.

Night good to see you! Hope you are well.

Rainy sounds delicious too! I am envious.

Spinning stir fry consumed! Ha ha. The novelty wears off of pizza believe me! But it's a nice once a week free treat night off from cooking!!

Hi night. How's the move going? Have you bought or renting?
Secret games room in the loft? Is this like pool table or 50 shades of grey games room?

Sparkly, you have pizzeria in your family? Oh how amazing? I think I would turn into a pizza if that were the case!

Night congrats on your new pad! A secret games room?!?! Whaaaatt?! Amazing! No BFPs just chat about lady gardens, food and Glitterys app eh what else? ... Pixas weekend away! Ok I can't remember! Enjoy your take away in your new home!

babs preggers! How are you?? Yes we do. I know. We have had my whole life since I was born! Crazy huh?! So needless to say we never go out for pizza! Ha ha.

Rainy Gorg tea! This is it lovely! Your BFP is coming!

Thanks lovely ladies :)

It is rented babs, plan is to stay here for next 4-5 years and then buy :)

Definitely a games room with a pool table and not 50 shades style. It is above the nursery so can't be having any dodgy business

Glad I didn't miss anything major :) Did see something about your doc being unnecessarily cruel about your weight glittery for you!

Pixa at the moment we are watching Suits have you heard of it? I hadn't. Dh made me. Now I'm hooked! Greys anatomy is also on go but im up to date now.

Rainy, yes I agree. Better to eat healthily then do the shakes. You're never going drink them for life.
Dinner sounds lovely. I bought salmon today for tonight but I'll have it tomorrow. Omelette eaten, I eat fast

Night, ooh a secret games room, sounds fab. Have you got much work to do in your new home?

Pixa, yes I have some Mac bits, I do like their make up. I Have tried to have my make up done before but they are always so busy! The nearest one to me is about an hour away but I don't like the girls in there, they're a bit snooty!

Can I just wade in about corpulent ladies getting pregnant? When I wailed at my consultant how even obese women have more luck than me, he said it is a fallacy that there are many of these women and that they are simply highly fertile, much more so than the average woman . In other words, they get pregnant despite their weight, when the majority of fat women will find it much harder to conceive than their slim counterparts.

I'm not sure I believe any of that when absolutely every labouring woman on OBEM is fat.

No spinning it's all in good condition :) Just need to up our amount of furniture! Loving it though :)