Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

[purdiepie]

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost

t'STATS, innit

Pixa I definitely did miss that bit, but I don't mind either, BBQ are so much better. I did some nice spicy chicken stems, I cut chicken breasts into 3 flat steaks then a big glug of olive oil, a heaped tsp of lazy garlic, a tsp of paprika and a tsp of crushed fennel seeds. Yummy. And BBQ sauce for belly pork just the normal ketchup, sugar, Worcestershire sauce etc.

*spicy chicken steaks!

I think ff is probably right re your ov date Sammy
You DTD enough, there should have been loads of sperm waiting.

Pixa gym sounds intense but well done you!! love a bit of make up shopping, I have recently been introduced to Benefit, there foundation is lovely,you dont feel like you are wearing anything and yet the coverage is great, you only need a little, it is £23 a bottle but that will last me ages, only thing is the ladies are always trying to sell you added extras, which makes you feel pressured into buying but i stick to my guns and so no!!

Mummy food sounds lovely at your bbq, shame the other left early after all you hard work you put in!!

Mummy your bbq food sounds delicious. I'd have been glued to my seat very appreciative. Your talents were wasted on them young'ns.

Purdie you talk sense, thank you. Again. I really hope your mum gets better soon.

Oyster a good night then hey? Any tales to tell?

Chops I could never go bald down there either. There would be far too much stubble and itching. tmi? Not too bothered about looking twelve though.

Ah, I love Benefit Rainy, but I think our local counter lady is a Miss England contestant so I always feel inferior in comparison! I need a day time look though, I don't think I can sustain my current look in my professional role.

Thanks Oyster :). Xx

Thanks Mummy, will give them a go! We hosted a huge 40th birthday BBQ for my mum a couple of years back and some of the recipes from that went down a treat, will try the chicken steaks absolutely!

Your mum is only 40 something pixa!? Mine has 20 years on that!

Who's starting a new thread?

Yeah Chops, she had me just after her 17th birthday, and I am only 24.

Just made poached eggs on toast and feel a lot better. Poached eggs are my favourite breakfast by far.

Haha Pixa, your mum is probably the same age as me!

Oyster, I love poached eggs, my fav way to cook eggs.

I'm sat in the park by the beach with the boys. Watching the waves crash on the road, it's lovely but so cold!

NEW THREAD

Pixa, that's why I try and eat gluten free as I find it makes me bloated, not nice.

Chops, most instructors will modify for you if you're pregnant. I would speak to your Zumba teacher, I'm sure she'll be able to advise. Most exercise is fine if it's something your body is used to. The advice is not to start anything new.

I thought about going along to the class and talking to the instructor spinning but I didn't want to get dressed up in my kit to be turned away at the door! Dh is worried about me going anyway. (even though he barely believes its real)

I can understand that chops. I honestly think if I get my bfp I'll probably ditch all the exercise and just walk and swim. I'll be so worried about anything going wrong! Plenty of time to get back in shape afterwards.

Ahh,my mum is a spring chicken Spinning

The odd thing is knowing that DH is closer to my mums age than he his mine! Ha ha.

Night it's advanced. Then you'll get the low/high/peak option x

Morning gals x

My mama bear didn't have me til she was 41 but she definitely doesn't get one like a lady of (nearly) 71 - she's active and forever looking after all the babies in our family!!! Had an influx of nephews and nieces within this last 5 years - 5 kids all under 5...but they're great fun can't wait to add one of our own to the mix

*Get on, not get one Dur!

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