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Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

996 replies

purdiepie · 15/04/2015 18:26

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost Smile

t'STATS, innit

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Beansprout30 · 17/04/2015 23:55

What's that little tramp up to now eskimo???

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:56

Bean how are you?!

Wotsits was making our device too!!

Is Giddy over on the AN boards now?

juneybean · 17/04/2015 23:56

Epilating is painful, I only do my underarms and my tache after a couple of codeine

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 17/04/2015 23:57

Thank you for the good wishes for tomorrow lovelies. Just getting ready for bed now. Getting my shit together.

I've shaved hurrraaahhhhhh! I am one smooth mutha Fooker!

juneybean · 17/04/2015 23:59

Hope you washed the bath out glittery

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:59

Purds Blush no comment

purdiepie · 18/04/2015 00:00

I am shocked at the spectacularly ugly tits in those pictures.

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Beansprout30 · 18/04/2015 00:00

sparkly I am grand thank you Smile trying to keep up to do date with your news, hope all turns out well which im positive it will!!

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 00:01

Glittery bless you Tidying up for the dildocam.. I hope you don't get trunchbull she doesn't deserve that! Ha ha

purdiepie · 18/04/2015 00:01

Sparkly, having a bald axe wound just doesn't suit your personality. I am so disappointed in you...

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Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 00:02

Thanks Bean Flowers

Oh lord what's she up to now Eskimo ?

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 00:02

What would you prefer Purds ?Confused

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 00:03

A vajazzle?!

eskimolaura · 18/04/2015 00:06

You're all crazy, but I love ya! I miss Giddy and her wonderful knitting exploits. I have failed to blow dry my hair after my epic bath and not it resembles Bon Jovi's circa 1983.

Just saw the advert Purdie Remarked that Stallone looks a bit bloated in the facial department and DH furiously pointed out that 'he is 68 dontcha know?'

Nomio LTB? Wink Where is Mary's? Hope she hasn't overdone it on the ol' triangle Confused

eskimolaura · 18/04/2015 00:07

now not* not

eskimolaura · 18/04/2015 00:12

Good luck for tomorrow Glittery

Nomio230 · 18/04/2015 00:12

Miles Cyrus is just a little girl acting out to get attention. The sad thing is, young girls look up to her. Sometimes I think there is no hope for humanity. Sad

eskimolaura · 18/04/2015 00:13

Mumsnet names of the day:

boy: Bulcsu
warrior, chief of Hungarian army in 10th century

girl: Gianelle
'God is gracious'

Nomio230 · 18/04/2015 00:15

I bagsy both of them. Confused

Eskimo, you look so demure in your new FB pic!

eskimolaura · 18/04/2015 00:18

Pahaha Nomio , you'd never guess would you?!

Nice new wheels BTW! Grin

Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 00:19

Facebook rolls eyes
jealous
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Sparkly123 · 18/04/2015 00:20

Bulcsu? Mmm not sure about that one...

juneybean · 18/04/2015 00:21

You can't be jealous when you've got a VIP invite sparks

Nomio230 · 18/04/2015 00:21

I think you should take a pic of the Bon Jovi hair. Mine generally looks like a cross between Medusa & Scary Spice most mornings.

Thank you, Eskimo. It was only cheap, but is just what I want for learning to drive.

Nomio230 · 18/04/2015 00:22

Sparkles, I always forget you are not on FB. Here is my little car.

Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.
Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.