Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

[purdiepie]

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost

t'STATS, innit

I wouldn't subject you to a pic of my hair. It's quite simply ridick.

Off to bee byes now. Night night, you wonderful, crazy, amazing group of bitches.

Never mind the bloomin car! That's you!!! You!!! This is a revelation! Putting an actual face to your name!!! Whatttttt!! behind the times, you have all been partaking in such wonders for weeks ok so the car is cute but look at you!! Sweet smile my lovely! You have lush eyes!! .. Ps are you taking your heart rate in this pic?? Ha ha

Aww, thank you, gorgeous Sparkly!

It was really windy, so I was moving my hair out the way. I hadn't realised until you said it, but it does look like I was checking my pulse!

Glittery, good luck for tomorrow. Hope it all goes well for you. X

Sparkly I'm not on Facebook either so I have the same astonished reaction to find out that you're all actual people.

Why are you all watching rubbish on telly. Get some sleep! My husband very excitedly showed me the trailer for the new terminator film. Looks bloody awful.

What's Facebook?
Hahahahahahah. No seriously where do you gals find the time?
Oh and those names are ridiculous.

Great to hear from you Lucie, I too am positive about your follicles :)

Love the name Margot Purdie! Nancy and Margot go well together :)

Very excited to hear of your dating escapades juney you must keep us updated!

Beautiful car nomio

And it's moving day... Taking the girls (feline) over first to settle them in.

Just caught up!

Purdie, I love Margot and it's on my short list

sparkles I used to wax but then about a year ago (when I became a 'right on' feminist lol) I thought fuck this who am I doing it for?! So now it roams wild and free except if I need to wear a swim suit!

By the way my DH has had a similar reaction to Purdie's about a summer dress I've bought. I'm getting jumped!

Nomio lovely to see a picture of you! I have such a clear image of you all in my head I bet you all look completely different!

Hey lovely ladies enjoy your weekend, I am off to do a paediatric first aid course for my job so i won't be on much today, got the second half of it next Saturday too!!

Nomio, your photo keeps making me chuckle; had it been nightfall as it was taken you would look exactly like the kind of woman who loiters in dogging spots. I love the way your handbag is just lobbed unceremoniously on the floor. Your coquettish look and prozzie striking tights all add to the look. Love it!

Rainy, I really want to do one of those baby first aid courses - what with all the knives I let the tot play with - but I saw an advert for one course costing £350! I mean..I love my baby an' all, but not that much.

Melon, what the devil do you mean you're a 'right-on feminist'? Did you take your husband's name? Yes? Then you're not an outdated and pointless feminist

I don't understand people who don't have a facebook account. How do you get through your day without seeing someone's glass of Prosecco in a photo? With a dying sunset behind it. Or a distressed-looking plank of wood with an asparagus tip, some menstrual 'jus' and the eye of a trout on top? Don't you care about your friend's MapMyBike exploits? Why wouldn't you want to know that someone is thinking of their nan 'up there with the stars'; 'looking down on us all'; 'probably playing Bingo lol!'

Eskimo, I'm still laughing at your posts last night. So funny. What the hell are those names all about? Where did you ear them? I don't understand the boy's one at all. Did you watch OBEM t'other night when the midwives were discussing (Zzzzzzzzzzz...dribble..drool...zzzzzzz.....) the freakiest names they've heard? There was an Everton fan who called his baby girl Eva-Toni-Ann

Is no-one else up around 'ere? Pa hahahahahaha! Wait til you lot get yer babbies! Bwa hahahahahaha!!!

Sparkly, how are you this morning, sweetheart? How many weeks and days will you be on Friday? Is your bleeding accompanied by any cramps at all?

Thanks purdie I would love to know what your embryos got up to! I'm going to dread making that phone call on Monday and Wednesday! Can't believe it's tomorrow I'm going in!!! I'm so nervous now. Not about the procedure but just hoping that I get enough of those eggs!

I know, I know, I know, darling Lucie...but fear of too-few eggs or failing embryos never made that fear come true. So, let yourself feel anxious; it's normal. Let it wash over you and practice saying 'I am in the best hands. The embryologists are brilliant. I am young and my eggs are up to the job. I am going to be a mum.' Keep busy over there. You can do this

Shall we try lowering your expectations for tomorrow? Yes? What shall we say is the worst case scenario? Only four eggs? What if those four make brilliant embryos? What if you lose two of those by day three and you only end up with two winners?

You only need one top quality hatching blastocyst at day five, Lucie. You will do this...

I'm awake. Just stalking as usual. I don't like the AN threads can I stay here?

Have I already asked if you'll be having two embryos transferred if given the chance?

Chops, you blithering maniac, of course you can stay here. Just don't witter on about how tough early pregnancy is. You'd never do that anyway, sugartits. P.s...how are your tits?

Aww I can't see the picture I'm on my phone. I want to join the fb groupies am I allowed?

Frog, of course you're blooming allowed! Send a pm to Juney or Spinning coz they iz, like, the prefects innit

Anyone else wanna join?

Thanks Purdie I have pmd spinning

Gosh you lot were busy chatting away last night and I've got no chance of catching up! Have only skimmed through.

We went to see DH's cousin. She had her 5th baby last week! She's had 5 in 7 years. Got back and my bf came round and didn't leave til gone midnight!

That's a nice car nomio.

Good luck once again luci. Hope it all goes well for you.

Purdie your vits and supps are looking great. I'm feeling very positive about this month. You will be able to get the dhea as the council will definitely keep you on, no question about it.

Sparkly hope you're feeling better

Thank you purdie, you brought tears to my eyes! Yes if I go with 4 worst case scenario and then anything more will be a bonus. You are right I could only have 4 but at day 3 they could still all be going strong. I've read that happen to quite a few women. Then at day 5 I could still have 2 left which is all I need. I have 12 follicles now which is the number I had in my head that I originally wanted. At my last scan 6 of them were at a size that they were would more than likely contain an egg so if a few more have managed to catch up I will be laughing!

lucie how lovely to hear your news. Keep us posted! Have you met any happy Czech people yet? I have a challenge for you, try to make a random local smile....

Bfn for me this morning. AF due yesterday. feeling crap though. My tonsils are the size of golf balls, went to bed at 8.30 last night and missed your chatter. You lot are bloody hilarious though.