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Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

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purdiepie · 15/04/2015 18:26

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost Smile

t'STATS, innit

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Nomio230 · 17/04/2015 23:35

2 packs of razors, Frog? How hairy are you?!

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:36

Am I the only one who prefers wax?!

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:38

Eskimo!, when I got down to 'wizened gipsy's scrotum' I snigged with mirth down my nose and a string of snot flew out of my left nostril! DH went 'What the bloody hell are you doing? Who's making you laugh like a pig?'

Rambo: First Blood is on ITV right now. Get some martial arts tips from the man himself for your next trips to the quack's, girls...

What does everyone think of Margot for a girl's name?

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frogbubbles · 17/04/2015 23:38

Nom I reckon at the moment I could rival a yeti.

Sparkly yes it was cute and unexpected. It was handmade with a little photo. Very lovely

eskimolaura · 17/04/2015 23:39

Never had a wax sparkly Am ashamed of my huge spam flaps

Have decided that DH and I need a trip to the cinema. There's fuck all on apart from the new Keanu film, so we'll probably give that a whirl.

Beansprout30 · 17/04/2015 23:40

Those cakes ShockGrin lol omg yuk

well done with the job purdie customer service role did you say? I think you'll do fab and I imagine you wont be needing to tons of effort to do a job like that with your personable character it'll be a piece of piss

juney any plans to meet up with her yet? Is she local?!

glittery totally with you with wanting to shout fuck off down the phone today, I hate ppl who call up on a friday ffs!

Congrats to babs well done!!

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:41

Nomio, I won't watch anything these days with either Morgan Freeman or Denzel Washington in it. Or Bob de Niro. They're past it. Finished. Has-beens. I've had to switch Tilda off this evening. Fucking subtitles innit. She plays a Russian emigré and the matriarch of a Milanese fam.....ZZzzzzzz.....

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:44

DH just challenged me to name the year Rambo: First Blood was made. I correctly stated 1985. I've never seen him so full of admiration. He even muttered summat about cunnilingus 'later'.

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eskimolaura · 17/04/2015 23:45

Frog Up until about 3 hours ago, I could totally relate to the 'Yeti' look.

Purdigig snot Grin I like Margot, although it reminds me of The Good Life- not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing . DH is immersed in Rambo. He would quite like 'Rambo' as a middle name if we have a son Hmm He is obsessed by Sylvester Stallone.

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:46

Howling at spam flaps! DH is not happy. He 'can't hear the dialogue' on Rambo. Isn't that, like, part of the cheeky Vietnam veteran's charm?

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:46

Keanu Reeves is still alive?!

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:48

Eskimo, have you seen Stallone in the new Warburtons ad? It. Is. Fucking. Class. Cha.

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:49

I really miss Wotsits (and I don't mean those cheesy-dick corn snacks).

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Nomio230 · 17/04/2015 23:50

Leave him immediately, Eskimo!

Purdie, I think Margot is quite nice.

I waxed my legs last night, Sparkly. I normally epilate, but packed it in storage when we moved. I had forgotten how messy it is!

juneybean · 17/04/2015 23:50

Aww I was born in 1985, twas a good year, one of my favourite films was made that year but fucked if I can remember.

Bird is local yes! :D

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:51

I loved Keanu in that speed film.

eskimo get yerself to the wax bar stat and try a Hollywood you will never go back! Wink

Purds you are in for a treat later woooo!!! Margot is so sweet!

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:51

Oh blimey, Rambo has just created an escape space through a barbed wire fence by prising the wires apart with his bare hands That man feels no pain. I'll bet he'd scream like a girl if he stood on a piece of Lego.

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:52

Oh blimey, are you telling me you weren't born when Live Aid was on?? Hmm

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:53

"Do they know what piss sticks are at aaaaall.."

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juneybean · 17/04/2015 23:53

purds i was because my mother always tells me "i missed live aid because of you" as she was recovering from c-section (was born day before I think?)

Nomio230 · 17/04/2015 23:53

Juney, you are a baby! I am a 77 vintage myself. Late 77, I hasten to add.

Beansprout30 · 17/04/2015 23:53

Dh has just flicked over to rambo too Hmm think my bed is calling

eskimolaura · 17/04/2015 23:54

Purds Either that, or they've simply replaced him with a large plank of balsa wood and no-one has yet worked out the difference...

Am in shock at Miley Cyrus' latest contribution to Instagram. Shock Why has no-one sectioned her yet?

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:55

Epilate eh Noms ? I haven't ever tried that

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 23:55

Aw, thanks, Beansprout Smile

Right. Off to bed. What's a 'hollywood'? I swear I will strike you from my Playboy Tupperware party guest list if it's a complete baldy, Sparkly!

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