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Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

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purdiepie · 15/04/2015 18:26

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost Smile

t'STATS, innit

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 22:40

MaMa, your friend. Here's what I would've said: 'Yeah, but I've heard you're not the father. To any of them.'

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Pikz · 17/04/2015 22:42

Mama definitely say what Purdie said!

Lucie am wishing you every ounce of luck ever on your journey

Juney...she's sounding good!

Glittery you make me roar... Talking of laughing where is eskimo?

Purdie I dreamt you announcing your bfp and you had a photoshoot done to announce it... It was a random and a half dream!

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 22:44

Sparkly, I sometimes wonder from whence this bottomless pit of gorgeousness springs in your soul. Thank you for what you said about my interview success. Would you be horribly disappointed if I told you I'm not the hardest worker in the world? I have a disgraceful habit of putting in the least amount of effort I can possibly muster in order to get a job done, but I have only ever done boring ritualistic jobs, so they deserved my apathy, right? I must say, though, now I'm older and wiser I do feel I want to give of myself and be useful and respected for what I do. I feel like I'm really growing Hmm

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purdiepie · 17/04/2015 22:48

Pikz, are you pikzsched yet? Wine That dream sounds spot-on, although the shrinking-violet in me could never take my clothes off for a photoshoot Grin

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Nomio230 · 17/04/2015 23:01

Pikz, that is a great dream!

Juney, that sounds really promising. Have you seen pictures of her?

Lucie, good luck! I hope your sticky bean is on its way.

Purdie, you will be amazing in your new job. Hopefully you will really enjoy it, and they will keep giving you new challenges.

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:05

I've missed a couple pages!! ...was trying to immerse myself in boxsets in order to distract from my one week wait.. Hmm ha. Y'all ok?!
I'll catch up.. Smile

eskimolaura · 17/04/2015 23:06

Did someone call? I'm here Pikz, just finished vomming after looking at all of Glittery's cock cakes. Cock aches?

lucie Good luck getting your embies!

Purdie Congratulations my darlink! I knew it was your job!

Haven't really caught up yet. Had a huge, long, hot bath when I got in from work- was in there for about 2 hours, napping and topping up with hot water. Lush. Then I undertook a long overdue shave from top to bottom, got out and caught up on Emmerdale for the rest of the evening. Rock and roll.

juneybean · 17/04/2015 23:12

nomio yus haha I'd not start no text relationship with an fugly! Shes lovely looking :D

eskimo -smooches-

sparkly a one week wait is better than a two week wait surely?!

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:14

Juney yes! Positive spin! One week wait... Easy!!! Wink
Whit wooo! Sexting is it?! Ha ha

Eskimo eh were you not all wrinkly after that long?! Euwww!!!woo hoo for shaving though!

eskimolaura · 17/04/2015 23:15

juney -Fondles- (Hope your girl doesn't get jealous) Wink

juneybean · 17/04/2015 23:16

sparkly as much as I try, the sexting hasn't happened yet!

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:16

Purds never disappointed . I can tell you are gonna be great at this! Nancy and dh must be so proud! Flowers

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:17

Juney yet Wink

juneybean · 17/04/2015 23:17
Grin
eskimolaura · 17/04/2015 23:19

Ah now, there is a technique ya see sparkly. I runs the bath, deep and hot as possible (ooh err) and then me legs and feet go over the sides and me arms cross over me chest. That way, neither me feet nor me hands are in contact with the water = wrinkle free bath! Coz it's so hot, I can literally lie there for hours, dozing away without shrivelling up like a wizened gypsy's scrotum. Grin

Nomio230 · 17/04/2015 23:20

Ooooh, sounds exciting Juney! Does she know about your baby plans?

Eskimo, I love baths like that. I always feel like a new person when I get out!

juneybean · 17/04/2015 23:22

She knows I'm very broody but haven't delved further than that, will wait til we meet I think!

Nomio230 · 17/04/2015 23:22

We are currently watching a seriously crappy film & I am struggling to stay awake!

juneybean · 17/04/2015 23:25

What you watching Nomio?

Nomio230 · 17/04/2015 23:25

Have you made any plans for meeting yet, Juney?

I met DH online. Wink

Nomio230 · 17/04/2015 23:26

It is called The Equaliser. It has Denzel Washington in it.

My sister is stopping over tonight & we are just mocking it while DH tries to watch!

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:29

froggy that's good you are appreciated by your friend! There's nothing worse than not getting a thank you. So ungrateful!

Spinning yep who is next to poas?!?

Purds Tilda freaks me out. 225 dicks, that's all? Hmm

MaMa first of all - he's a man. Second of all- yes insensitive! Hope zoo was fun otherwise though!!yessss for temp rise! Clomid is doing good!

Nomio congrats on car! They are lovely those C3s! Cute!!!

Lucie sorry about all the confusion earlier on but great news all is now moving forward and it's almost time!!! From the sounds of it you have a really good shot here lovely. So so so hopeful for you. Positive thoughts to you! We are all behind you!

Glittery all set for Tomor? Good luck if you are not on here before! It will be fine of course so you don't need luck!

Pixa are you away off this weekend?

juneybean · 17/04/2015 23:30

Not yet, haven't had chance to think about time off work let alone meeting people haha aww did you? which site?

Don't think I've seen the equaliser.

frogbubbles · 17/04/2015 23:30

Thank you rainy I've had two now, and I don't even like larger juney alcoholic ginger beer yum!! Pikz processco, even more yum. In eater partial to a glass bottle of red wine tis my absolute favourite.

Nom nice work on the car buying I have a silver c3 she is called Betty. Does anyone else name their cars or just me that's crackers??

Good luck lucie, I have my fx for you

Mapo can't wait to see your blanket. My star one is coming along nice, even if it is a tad wonky Grin

Glittery knocker jungle has me giggling away!! I've bought 2 packs of razors in anticipation of dildocam on weds, eek!!

Sparkly123 · 17/04/2015 23:35

Wonder how much the NHS spend a year on dildocams!! Ha

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