Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

[purdiepie]

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost

t'STATS, innit

And she's having a girl.
Ah man.

she's gone now. I'm upstairs. Contemplating life. God. Science. Clearblue. I'm baffled. It's like some kind of luck lottery and my numbers haven't come up yet. Some people have all 6 and the bonus don't they.

Not being bitter. She will make a fantastic mum she really will. And she deserves it too she's been through a lot.

I'm rambling again. Gah. Sorry girls. Sometimes I use this place as a fucking dear diary. Lol x

Yokil & Mary I'm 4DPO I agree all this waiting around is boring.

Ha ha mummy MrF is the same he refuses to be a part of my complaining even if I am right which is obviously all of the time and when he wants to return something he makes me do it!!

Don't forget say yes to the dress spinning
Definitely marys just feels like you're doing nowt but waiting...but got accepted onto the Clearblue trial so have something to start if I don't get the bfp I'm after this month

Glittery, the bfp is definitely a lottery, sheer luck! What's frustrating is when we get a bfp we'll never know if it's because of the pineapple core, the Brazil nuts or the Q10 that did it........all we really need is one little sperm! How bloody hard can that be!!!

spinning It's not so much the shape of the thing, it's just... it's weird ain't it? We always buy round ones. Where has it come from? It's suspicious. What if it's poisoned?

Boris Come on mate, get in tune! Seriously, I appreciate the support, but you're making me look bad here! God, you can't get the staff nowadays.

I'm cd5, that's even more boring than 4dpo! Although I am quite chilled out at this stage in my cycle

Ah yes, say yes to the dress, when dp catches me watching it I tell him I'm looking for ideas

I'm watching a hotel thing on channel 5, it's in my town tonight, shit hotel!

Hmmm Eskimo, I see your point.....could we get DCDizzy on the case!

Spinning - exactly. Its a conspiracy I tell ya.

I want chocolate!

I don't know yes to the dress Spinning cd 5 is half way to cd 10! Which is almost dtd time!! Did you get syringes sorted??? I sometimes watch that hotel inspector show. You far from Devon? My friend lives there and recently had a baby, I would love to come down sometime but it's a real toughie to get to from here!

No spinning Don't distract her. She still hasn't found my AF. (The real one- not the pathetic excuse for a period that I will be having next week). The teabag can wait.

It's good at that.

Is a lottery. Remember I had a meltdown last week saying this wasn't my month? I know we don't know what's gonna happen with this but I still conceived.. And it totally shows sometimes there's just no way of knowing. I remember stomping upstairs last sat because dh and I had had a bickering session and thought oh well I better test to get it out way so I can move on this cycle and I was in such a bad mood and the dada that line.. It's a real lottery.

I ate lots of nuts and got lots of vitamin d this cycle by the way girls. Just saying. It may be coincidence. But I never really eat nuts and hardly get out but I did get out and get lots of vitamin d This cycle and I think it's very important for fertility.

Yokyil great about trial! Purdita just signed up too. Free stuff? What's not to like

Professional complainer! Mummy that's brilliant.

sparks what not to like: keeping my wee in my fridge. nuff said?

I love all the random crap that gets discussed on here! Everything from tea bags to deformed dogs!

Glittery, sorry to hear you were bombed. It is especially unfair when it is in your own house.

Eskimo, I have gone off you. I have that 21 seconds song going round my head now.

Sparkly, hang in there. I know it must be terrifying every time you see more blood, but your little bean is a fighter.

Eskimo Tomorrow, tomorrow, last pill day tomorrow, it's only a day awayyyyyyyy I may have used that tune on Purds too. Is a personal fav. Ha ha

Yep Boris I kept mine on the bottom shelf next to the cheese! Ha ha

Haha Eskimo, yes ok we'll leave her to find that first. I think she must be busy looking as she's not been here much!

Sparkly, I'm in Devon! I live by the seaside. If you were in the fb group
You would know that as I posted some beach photos I get lots of vitamin D, my bfp must be coming soon!

I've just visited Amazon to buy more Q10 and guess what? They've sold out!!!!! Think The angry pubes have bought the lot

Oh and yes I've ordered syringes thank you. And that's reminded me of a question! When I use them do you push the plunger in quite fast or slowly? That really is a question I never expected to be asking ever!

Sold out Spins ha ?! No way! Oh see I thought you were nearby didn't realise actual Devon! Lucky you, it looks so pretty. I want to come! Yes yes Facebook Facebook..!!

Eskimo your teabag talk has made me chuckle and want a cup of tea now all ours are square I don't like the round ones. I know I'm weird.

I've made another crochet blanket it's cath kidston. Now trying to master a star blanket and failing miserably. It's soooo hard

ibeka I hope you're okay, I totally agree with sparkly's comment that there is a 50% chance it WILL happen, try and keep positive and good luck with the trial

purds awesome answers at the interview, they'd be fools not to take you, fools I tell you!

babs congrats!!

eskimo I love the teabag story - brilliant!!

glittery sorry for the baby bomb, that sucks.