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I think that's within hours of being positive Yokyil You'll need to jump his bones tonight. You might find it starts getting lighter again by tomorrow.

Agree with oyster , that's about as dark as mine ever get, but unless you happen to test just at the right time you may never see the actual peak.

Go go go yokyil, go claim your sperms!

Thanks Oyster and Marys will jump his bones before the golf starts haha

Woolly these fit chics are making me feeling very inadequate too. Shall we hide away for a while with some chocolate?!

They shall be claimed night and they will be successful swimmers gotta keep telling myself that hope you're feeling better!!!

Yokyil

Sorry about AF spinning. Get well soon night

How's Sparkly?

They shall be successful yokyil! Positive thinking for the win :)

Still feeling pretty rotten but no bleeding and cramps have not returned. Torso is very tender but in a 'my digestive system is completed f**ked' way rather than AF way. I'm not out yet ladies!

Oyster I must not skim read posts!! Oops!!

Marys &bWoolly join me - I just finished my thorntons Easter egg nom nom!

Hmmm, annoyingly it looks like one of my cycles has done a similar dip sparkly.... This month is the green one!

How are you feeling? So happy cycle buddy!! xxxx

Would have been funny if the parent (or better still Oyster) had actually said that though!

Mummyof, so far I've eaten all of dd's easter eggs. She's only 2 1/2. It's for the best.

Holding on here too. Looks like I have a 15 day LP. At least if AF comes tomorrow I can do something nice on my birthday instead of having dildocam! Any ideas? Bearing in mind its too late to have a beauty treatment and I'm off work alone!

Sorry AF arrived spinning :-(

chops makes mine 12/13 LP glad about that...was dreading an under 10 lp and something else to worry about sounds positive for you and you too night fx for your both!!! Chops when are you due to test?

Is there nowhere that will do a spa deal at short notice Vic? I can't imagine they will be overbooked on a Tuesday?! Maybe AF won't arrive tomorrow!

You live over the bridge from me right? Can do some spa hunting on t'internet if you like?

Yes sparkly, US is on Wednesday and appointment at the end of the month! X

Ooh Sammy that is exciting! So close to moving forward now :)

Just realised that I have no practical advice to offer to anyone due to lack of knowledge, all I can offer are platitudes :( Must try to learn more! I have reserved a Zita West book at library :)

Yes marys and mummy more than happy to join in a chocolate fest!! DH and I shamelessly bought some Easter eggs on sale a couple of days back

night which book have you ordered?

I'm currently reading ZW's 'Eat Yourself Pregnant'.... Quite interesting! xx

I think it's the fertility and conception one wood. How manageable is the eating advice? I always worry that it won't be very practical for everyday planning of meals.

I don't think its massively manageable... The recipes/advice look really good, but some look quite expensive to actually cook!

If you want any pics from the pages, just let me know xx

sparkly no he's old and probably nearing retirement so couldn't care less! I was happy when he made the referral but now the appointment has come through I'm feeling more anxious, like it's more real (I'll probably keep pushing it back until I feel ready).

spinning sorry about AF, although it's sometimes expected it still hurts like hell when it arrives

CD 5 twiddles thumbs

Who's next to POAS?

Thanks wood :) is it all quite exotic expensive ingredients?

Thanks Night, it is exciting, but also kind of scary as was hoping not to need the appointments really. Xx