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The Bumsnet/Angry Pubes Bus #2... BFPs for the taking!

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Sparkly123 · 06/04/2015 13:09

Hi all! I came to catch up with you lot today and see the bus is full... Do we want another Bumsnet?! Are we standing united?! I thought I would start another incase it is needed!

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Woolly84 · 10/04/2015 21:39

Oo mummy yoga sounds good! I was thinking of starting it too.
Hope cramping gets better victoria

Mummyofonesofar · 10/04/2015 21:40

It's a 10 week course, hoping the distressing may help with ttc. Enjoy yours too victoria a name change seemed liberating for Choppywotsit so you could give it a go Hmm

Ok I have pressed in. Glad it's silky and not stretchy like snot ewcm. Waiting for it to spread about inside whilst dp brushes his teeth.

DizzyMerry · 10/04/2015 21:41

I'm staying here now as there's more drama on the April busConfused

Who are you chopsface? although I think I have a fair idea

Mummyofonesofar · 10/04/2015 21:41

I meant destressing - stupid autocorrect. As if yoga should be distressing!!!!

juneybean · 10/04/2015 21:43

That's a good plan about putting preseed in earlier as I read someone who was doing insem put it in the syringe with the sperms and they all started dying off. So I think it works better at body temp!

frogbubbles · 10/04/2015 21:44

Mummy I wish I could have some freebie braces, but it is purely cosmetic so I have to pay. Sparkly yep 3k spoke to orthodontist and they do finance (yep really!!) however since his return home MrF basically said. Stop being so vain, there's nowt up with your teeth. They don't need straightening, just have the veneers done. So that's that. Ha ha!! I agree I rather have a holiday than spend 3k on a slightly wonky tooth

Ibeka I'm with you on hating ironing, a least I won't have to do it again for a few weeks until there are no clothes in the wardrobe

Aww Nom. Bugger!! That is rubbish news. I know it's probably not what you want to hear now but you will find somewhere lovely, a better forever home x

Vic nice work on getting pushed up the list. MrsB well done, I'm a big advocate for organ donation and all in this house are signed up.

What's happening on the April bus?? nosy

Chopsface? Who are you. I'm so confused Wink

Woolly84 · 10/04/2015 21:45

Yeah it's gone a bit sour hasn't it dizzym?! I refuse to give in to the haterz though innit Grin

Oo enjoy the preseed mummy!Wink

DizzyMerry · 10/04/2015 21:49

Yes I don't we think we should rise to the bait any further

juneybean · 10/04/2015 21:56

Aye I'm tempted to hide it since they're getting all their mates to come on. She's obviously looking for a fight since she's misconstruing posts

chopsface · 10/04/2015 21:58

Don't even look frog its making me sad :-( just eaten 2 bars of chocolate in a row too :-(

DizzyMerry · 10/04/2015 22:03

Ooh chocolate?! I fancy some myself now and some ice cream. I have some squirty cream so think I'll make a nice milkshake. Happy days!!!

Mummyofonesofar · 10/04/2015 22:10

That's that done now. Bum on pillow. My crampy pains were hurting lots during, not sure what's hurting but he was poking it!

April bus is very sour. What bullies - hope we go away soon and stay off our friendly lovey dovey bus Sad

Nomio230 · 10/04/2015 22:12

Those stupid posts have made me so mad. I really want to say something, but can't think properly as my head is about to split open! It just makes me so glad that we have our own lovely bus where nobody feels the need to bitch.

Victoria, that is brilliant news about your IUI. I am so excited for you! (Although still hoping you won't need it. Wink)

Is anyone POAS tomorow?

chopsface · 10/04/2015 22:42

Got my pain killers lined up on my bedside cabinet in case af hits hard at 4am like 2 cycles ago! Urgh! Still no spotting at crotch watch just now. No spotting usually means massively painful to the verge of passing out cramps in previous experience.

Have a nice unhealthy supper dizzy!

Sorry migraine has come back nomio

Night all, am pooped! Mr chopsface is already sleep breathing next to me with his hand on my thigh bless 'im

DizzyMerry · 10/04/2015 22:45

AF should have arrived here today but hasn't showed up yet. I won't be POAS though because a neg test will seriously tip me over the edge. I couldn't bear the pain of seeing one of those ever again Sad

juneybean · 10/04/2015 22:49

Good luck mummy wonder what the pains are?? Has he hurt your cervix?!

Nomio230 · 10/04/2015 23:09

Let's hope you don't get one, Dizzy. I have my fingers crossed for you.

I actually find a BFN easier to handle than AF starting. I think it maybe gets my brain ready for the fact that I will be on in a couple of days.

Hope your pain goes away soon, Mummy.

juneybean · 10/04/2015 23:16

Ooh no I definitely prefer AF to a stark white space! Hehe

purdiepie · 10/04/2015 23:24

Wotcha, slags. Are you all okay? Anyone been bitch-slapped and need a pack of frozen peas? I hope you have all been royally put in your places, you horrid, mean girls. Why can't you follow my lead and say nothing controversial? Why not be like me and have no opinions on anything? Tsk!

juneybean · 10/04/2015 23:26

-sniggers-

juneybean · 10/04/2015 23:28

Who'd have thought a conception thread could be so explosive!

Oysterbabe · 10/04/2015 23:41

AF is better than BFN. 100%.

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Sparkly123 · 10/04/2015 23:44

The real housewives of New Jersey/Cheshire etc having nothing on the MN crew

ShockShockShockShock

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purdiepie · 10/04/2015 23:45

I'm eating a handful of mixed seeds and they are vile. Budgies are fucked in the head.

juneybean · 10/04/2015 23:46

-flings her hand bag at sparkly-