The Bumsnet/Angry Pubes Bus #2... BFPs for the taking!

[Sparkly123]

Hi all! I came to catch up with you lot today and see the bus is full... Do we want another Bumsnet?! Are we standing united?! I thought I would start another incase it is needed!

Thank you lovelies, where would I be without you all. yes had a bit of a upset tummy and was really constipated earlier in week. I'll keep an eye on it and if it gets worse or doesn't go I'll make a docs apt.

Vic & sparkly I'm with you on the kids we have six neices and 3 nephews

That Kidston bird looks like a hamster. Fact.

Frog, please go and let your GP put her finger up your bum. Bleeding is never good, but it could easily be piles or a fissure. Please go. I won't stop nagging you now

My dad is on some dirty break away with his Lithuanian slag of a gold-digging girlfriend. His other girlfriend (the Irish Catholic gold-digging one he's lived with for eight years) doesn't know about Jurati. I'm dying for her to find out before much more of my inheritance is spent on the slut's underwear

I like nyla rose for vintagey frocks Purdie. You have to buy a petticoat too though so you can swish

purds remember pierced princess who was on a few months ago? She had some proper beautiful vintage dress options remember?!

Purdie pie. Ever thought about an autobiography?! your dad loves the ladies then yes?

Aaaaaargh! Gorgeous polka dot dress alert!

Purdie I've just choked on my non alcoholic wine re your dad and his gold diggers underwear!!! Ive had too many internals lately I can't ask the doc to check my bum too, I will buy some piles cream and keep an eye on it

You would totally suit that Purdita I still remember your lovely chops from that photo you posted before with Nancy pants. Remember? You had red hair clips in

Thank you Purdie sorry to disappoint but in real life I am nothing like an ethereal pixie. I appreciate the tot snot tissues though.

Thank you for the hugs Frog. CD1 is always a b!tch.

Pixa did I miss an update from you? AF arrived? Sending Hope you are ok.

I HAVE TO HAVE THIS BASTARD DRESS! I HAVE NO NEED FOR SUCH A FROCK THOUGH! DOES IT MATTER?

Of course it doesn't matter purdie don't be ridiculous!

pixa I hope you're feeling better

Hmm...this is what it says when you read the small print. Bastards: 'A 28" PETTICOAT IS REQUIRED TO GET THE LOOK IN THE PICTURE'.

Wow, in the time it takes me to read a page, you lot have created a new one!

dizzym - sorry you're having a shitty wait. I feel sure if anything bad was wrong it wouldn't say not urgent? FX for you.

sparkly - sorry for your spotting nightmare. I am not knowledgable about these things to offer owt but sympathy and a virtual hug.

Rainy - happy birthday!!

MrsB - you must go for it! Good luck!

Purdie - I know, I know it was most likely a chromosomal abnormality. I've been very good at not letting myself think otherwise. I just had a little panic reading about cod oil as I boldly abandoned my veggism to take cod liver oil thinking I'm probably lacking omega 3 and it would be good for the baby. I took it weeks 1-6 then switched to pregnacare with oil capsules. I shall bin the rest/slip it to DP.

froggy - most likely it was the constipation. I am all too familiar with this. If next time you wee it stings around your anus, or if it feels sore next time you poo, you can be sure you have created a little tear there (sorry if TMI!).

re. mothers - I have never been close to mine. Combination of factors, not least her MH. However she surprised me with her loveliness when I told her about the MC (after the part where she asked if I had 'been happy to be pregnant in the first place'). She had three so I guess she was able to empathise.

In other news, I have some lovely chalky CM today which has got me very excited as it's the first thing other than red/brown sludge I've seen down there in over 2 weeks (sorry, TMI again). Hoping it's a precursor to some egg white...

Right, off to buy a sex dress...

Bugger the small print !

Thanks Sparkly and Woolly I am okay. I have a spa break to look forward to which is a huge bonus. I think I am just vexed that it is taking so long. He or she will be totally worth the wait though. I have a new plan od action for this month, upping the sups, sperm meets egg plan and temping. It's hard but I am staying positive - I need to for DH. We will get there.

Yes. Screw the small print.

My office is around the corner from a Peacocks tomorrow. I may also purchase a sex dress.

Purdie that dress is gorgeous, I'm off to the races in a few weeks so I am going to buy it I'm not a clothes copying stalker I promise!!!

Ibeka yup you just described what's going on. Damn it, I bet it's all those bloody Brazil buts I've been chomping on making me constipated!!!

Pixa spa break sounds exactly what you need!! I know it's so hard to say " up "all the time. Having a plan of action for next cycle is great and gives you hope for moving forward . I haven't got one at all yet but I need one !!

We don't have Peacocks down south... anyone know if their sizes come up big/small/somewhere in-between? Have definite need for the sex dress. Last month of TTCing was the only time in 8 years DP has not wanted sex!!

Crossed posts with your petticoat advice, Frogster!

Sparkly, what in the name of self-harming goths happened to PiercedPrincess?? Yes, I remember the website. Very pretty stuff but I've ordered from there before and they appear to use mannequins based on the Roly Polys Bad quality seamstressing too.

Sparkly, I have a massive red flower clip in today (but a stylish one, unlike those worn by Alysha from Emmerdale before she got fingered by Lachlan and stopped dressing like a hussy).

Frog, you may well spit that spunk drink out. My dad is a sex pest. Or was. All his life. Ruined my mum's marriage and mine and my sister's perception of what is normal sexual behaviour. I am convinced it is why my sister got vaginismus and I ended up a stripper and a dogger and an escort and with several hundred notches on my bed post.

My dad now has prostate cancer and is permanently impotent. It is unbelievable how you reap what you sow. His dick brought countless episodes of misery to all our lives. He was arrested once for flashing in the Seventies. Probably in a gang with Jimmy Savile and fucking Cliff Richard. Awful. He never kiddie-fiddled or owt like that but his behaviour was just wacko. He was pretty mentally ill back then, though, and in and out of the Avondale Psychiatric Unit at Royal Preston hospital. No excuse though. Bastard. So all he can do now is perform cunnilingus on the Lithuanian and buy her jellied eels and polyester crotchless knicks and shit and pay for her to fly back to Lithuania every so often to tend to her clients wizened auld ma. He'd better have remembered he's taking me to an 'unusual plant sale' this Sunday or I will seriously go Rambo on his ass. He can buy me a bastard plant too.

Sparkly it really is - being positive is draining! The spa is a bit of a romantic tradition for birthdays... For my 21st, DH booked a surprise weekend away. We got to the hotel, checked into our suite and I remember there being a TV in the bath. My friend had sent me with champagne and chocolates. DH then lead me into the hotels lower levels. At the spa reception the lady said 'I know this is a surprise for you, but you're booked in for a full day of treatments in a dual treatment room'. It was blissful. We then went to a cute little Italian restaurant and a casino. We try to recreate a similar trip every year for one of our birthdays. It's quite cheesy, but I love it. It's good to have breaks away to reconnect. I will stop gushing over DH now.

Yes, please do.