The Bumsnet/Angry Pubes Bus

[Nomio230]

If you like to talk rubbish & refuse to give up your seat for anyone, this is the place for you! Come and ebjoy our Zen Den & a Nutella Cellar.
No LPBs allowed.

Enjoy, not ebjoy. Should have previewed before I posted!

What is an LPB?

Thanks for setting up Nomio, the Bumsnet Bus is the best bus!

just checking up on you ladies! don't get to much hung up on your charts, my temp dropped then i had a bleed! i was round about 16dpo when i had + . keep your llegs held high !

Wooooo thanks nomio!
drags in chocolate fountain for the Nutella Cellar

Can I sit at the back?

Sit wherever you want oyster, I am currently frolicking in the nutella den

Lesser Posting Bitch. Those women who randomly pop up & claim that they have been following the bus for years, even though they have never posted, then expect us all to congratulate them for being pregnant. Their posts are normally something like

Hi guys, I have been following you all for ages, but been too shy to post. Guess what-my husband threw his pants at me and now I seem to be pregnant. Anyway, baby dust to you all, I am off to the ante-natal threads.

Sorry if that sounds bitchy, but I think if you want support, then you should give it too.

I'm in the zen den and am most definitely not Googling which tests will give me a bfp 6 days before AF due

Great idea to all stay together! Others can continue the monthly busses if they like.

Love you all.... No one can leave even if they get a bfp! Xx

Haha Nomio, hilarious! I thought it was lesser posting bird, but notch is even better!
I've often wondered why you would suddenly post a pregnancy announcement on a thread full of women worrying about infertility and AWOL afs!! Xx

Thanks Nomio, not at all bitchy, I completely agree :)

Love that we are all going to be staying in touch even as people get their bfps. In 60 years time we will be on here comparing nursing homes and discussing our hip replacements :)

Haha nomio I love you LPB definition

Oooooh can I join this party?!! I wanna play with the cool kids :)

Although I have a serious nut allergy so keep the evil Nutella away from me! Devils own invention, design to test and torment.

And yes to banning LPB.
They may be greated with a 'ODFOD'

drags in nut free chocolate fountain for Hair

Nomio! Hilarious!!!!!

So how are we all? Anyone misplaced their af or sanity recently?

I just realised that was a bit of a Freudian slip, I think the original definition was Bird, but I have changed it to Bitch! Oops!

Night, I love that idea!

Don't worry Nomio my offensive mind thought it was "little pregnant bitch" /bittermoi

I prefer the Freudian version nomio

hair I'm waiting for AF to turn up this weekend, I've got all my usual symptoms including going all weepy last night and worrying DH obviously knocked up

wooly my new fav symptom is going all forgetful and clumsy like I do every other day of the bloody year you got any of that going on?

Hair I too have a nut allergy!

I feel as though as I can join this one... Was getting depressed jumping bus to bus... Feels less bad if you get to stay on. I should probably be the rebel at the back who stays in high school their whole life and never gets to graduate...

Totally hair, I'm either dyspraxic or constantly pregnant.

Also if you all post your stats again I'll start a new spreadsheet!

You hear that lurkers? Post or expect no enthusiasm from us

Oysterbabe, ttc#1, Cycle 3, BFP due 30th March