Bring along any luck you can find ..This BESHly fred is brought to you by the magic number 3 - come on Hags, we can Foo it!

[Blue2014]

You know the drill by now ...

Rules of Entry - must be over 30, TTC no. 1 for over a year, be suitably evil and Hag like, willing to shout Cunt at the moon on regular occasions, consume extra gin when our fellow hags are unable to, and to get the nipple tassles out for any successful Hag ...

and now we've been trained by the government in our new MI5 roles, we are likely to get a little Ninja on your ass if you babydust round here ...

No admittance without a complete BESHtionnaire - see below.

bad A line is a line is a line!

Deep breaths, do you know roughly how many days after ovulation you might be?

Not 100%. I think maybe 14/15, but I wasn't tracking temperature this month. I'm worried that it's faint. But I'm gripped with terror about everything.

Bad woop!! I had a good feeling about this when I woke up this morning.

Great news Badb!! Line is a line is a line! WHOOOOP¡¡

And... BREATH!!!

Oh my gawd bad!!!! turn my back for a minute!!! firmly with the 'a line is a line' crew. Amazing!!! And about bloody time we had an ironidiff round these parts

Is this an ironidiff? You were about to look into treatment, weren't you, Badb? So it does happen!!

I love an ironidiff

Yeah, we'd an appointment booked to discuss IUI at the end of the month. I guess the HSG must have cleared things out (ew).

Hags, I can't really believe this is happening. No work is getting done here. Jesus. I'm going to stop by boots on the way home and buy more tests.

Badb Go HSG!! I think when/if I get a BFP, I will have to test every 20 minutes to make sure it's a real 'un... as long as you don't start comparing the darkness of the lines... that's where madness lies, hag!!

I've heard of others getting BFPs after a HSG - Womb Spring Cleaning!

Definitely constitutes an ironidiff!

In my news, droid has arrived, albeit lighter than it has been the past few cycles.

YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY! Excellent news, bad.

And excellent news about the short cycle, cavey. I hope that is the last time I will ever applaud a droid for showing up!

Whoops! Forgot my nipple tassels... Got them on now!

Great news for you too Cave!

Right, this month is (maybe/probably) our last attempt at a 'fuck you IVF BFP'... we may have another go in June or July but at this stage, it really feels like SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE... Argh.

Can other hags recommend some books on 'how to IVF like a BESH' or similar? I am staying positive and thinking that at least I'll have a couple of months to prepare physically/mentally.

Nipple tassels a go-go!

Erica - I had the ivf bible sent to me from chez. It's very informative (I didn't really understand the ivf lingo on here til I read it) do you want me to post it to you? (Maybe simply posting it to you will trigger an ironidiff?)

Our next try is stumped by the fact that we will be away with the in laws! Boo

Thanks Blue I am still abroad so it may be a bit of a pain to send it over - can you post a link or the name of the author? When I searched for it on amazon, I got lots of links to the ETHICS OF IVF

Ha, I think I may have made that title. Up! I'll check it later and let you know unless chez is lurking and can let me know

Fucking hell, a natural bfp?! Unheard of!! Go bad!

Nowt going to happen like that over here, we're not even allowed to ttc until we've had the biopsy, which might be at the end of this cycle or the next if we're away....

So, who's for the next miracle diffment? Fizz?!

Thanks Hags. I emerged from Boots with a double pack of FR, and a CBD. I'd forgotten how expensive piss sticks are, since I gave up excitedly purchasing them every month last year. I'll do a FR and the CBD in the morning. Still feels like the droid is imminent, and keep running to check. I'm terrified of a chemical.

Fizz, you are up next.

Having an evening on the sofa. I can't resist house programmes so ended up watching love it or list it. Kirstie fucking Allsop has just said 'If I didn't have kids I'd have a dressing room. You can live a luxury life without kids'. Oh fuck off.

What a knobby thing to say! And I used to like her!

Bad, my love - I can only imagine the menkul. Calypso treta fish of calm to you

Erica - I can't find the book! Can someone else tell me what the book chez sent to me was called? About ivf, pink and white cover

Whoop! Whoop!

Ironidiff!! Yay! the BESH clusterdiff is just on a relaxed pace! We'll fill up the PESH Fred soon!

Woohoo well done Bad!! It's been ages since we had a natural diffment in these parts! For the record, being diffed feels like you're about to get the droid at any minute for ages, until you don't know any different probably! How has extra testing gone this morning?

Cavey, well done on a reasonably short cycle - that's sounding great Hag!

Wotcha hags! Just a CRESH poking my head in to say whoop whoop to badb! I did 11 tests before I believed I was diffed. Faithlet started out as the fuzziest line on a cheapy. Just take one day at a time