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chasingtherainbow · 24/02/2015 19:19

....Welcome ladies. Wine let's get those bfp's.

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Nomio230 · 02/03/2015 17:07

Whoever posted the link to the CM page has just scarred me for life!

Hairstylisttoboris · 02/03/2015 17:14

nomio 'twas me. Sorry. I did try to offer a health warning but possibly not forcefully enough. Once seen never forgotten. At least now I am more familiar with CM....

loopylou1984 · 02/03/2015 17:17

Juney - rust coloured?!
I have no idea what that means! I'm still keeping my fingers crossed for you though cycle buddy.
Hope everyone had an ok day... I think I've been to the loo at least every half hour to check for af! Team mates must think there's something wrong with me! Lol. Xx

juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:20

I guess my little heart is desperate to get a baby in 2015 (and this cycle coming up will be my last chance for that) pissed off I wasted the past 6 months wallowing with my furry cats.

chasing yesterday was OTD, but have tested every day with BFN and today I've got spotting.

sammy rust - browny red! I think it's AF!

It's okay just been to the garage to cream my pants over the lovely young man in there (I'm sure a little part of me is straight but he looks just like wentworth miller!)

Nomio230 · 02/03/2015 17:22

I luuurve Wentworth Miller. I was heartbroken when I found out he is gay. Matt Bomer too. Mmmmmmmmmn!

juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:23

Is Matt Bomer gay?!

Hairstylisttoboris · 02/03/2015 17:26

Woah what? Went worth Miller is gay?! No. I'm heartbroken.

Nomio230 · 02/03/2015 17:29

Yep. Happily married with 3 kids! He never denied he was gay, but didn't really publicise it either.

I think I would have a sex change into a man if it meant I got to be with him!

March bus. Free gin with every ticket.
juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:29

Ohhh that's lovely! Look at their family!

I'm preparing our next bus!

PurdeyBirdie · 02/03/2015 17:30

Aw, Dizzy, my post wasn't meant to make you or anyone else feel guilty about questioning unofficial donors. I just wanted to point out that very very few of us can honestly say we have never taken risks with sexual partners (or indeed our husband with whom we are embarking upon parenthood).

Juney, I am gutted about your stupid AF. What a bastard. You will succeed, though, with Plan C, because you will make an arrangement that gets you loads of sperm for several inseminations in one cycle. You will get your baby! Thanks

chasingtherainbow · 02/03/2015 17:33

Wentworth Miller is FOXY.

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:33

Thanks purds wish you were a man full of sperm! Wink

loopylou1984 · 02/03/2015 17:35

Juney - I'm so sorry if this is af, I really wanted this to be it for you.

I've just been to the supermarket which I hate, and to make it worse I had to ride the lift back to the carpark with a man holding a giant box of pampers!! Xx

spinningirl10 · 02/03/2015 17:53

Nomio, what is it with ex's keeping dogs! Ah I see that I am not alone in my one smiley face, looks like it's the norm Smile

Juney, I hope I didn't upset you over the unscreened donor, I was just surprised they didn't have to be tested. I've been really reckless in the past so I would never criticise othersSmile

I went to see dp at work today, he works for himself so he took an hour off and we went for a walk and had a chat and all is good. He was just having one of those moments we all have when this gets a bit too much after we've been trying for a while.He's been fab taking his vitamins and eats whatever healthy concoction I make for his lunchGrin

Ooh also as we're talking about bj's, I was told on here sometime ago that saliva kills the sperm so this isn't a good idea as foreplay at ov time......Purdey do you know if this is true? It's bloody typical as this is the one thing guaranteed to get dp in the mood!!

auroraboringalis · 02/03/2015 17:54

baby fwiw my only real pregnancy symptom the first time around was utter tiredness. Makes sense too as helping divide lots of cells and giving them a nice placenta-mattress is very hard work! Smile

juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:54

Of course not spinning I guess donor is a bit of a loose term here in that they're probably after an easy shag (they'll be bitterly disappointed...!)

juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:57

new thread for when you're ready !!!

auroraboringalis · 02/03/2015 17:57

Ooo-ooh new bus! March on! Wink
juney AF? Really? Noo-ooooo-ooo!

juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:58

I think so aurora only rusty coloured dribble at the minute, but I'm sure the waves will come crashing in.

auroraboringalis · 02/03/2015 17:58

Helps to fill up thread

sploshes gin everywhere

auroraboringalis · 02/03/2015 17:59

Feck juney

sploshes gin over juney to ward off AF

juneybean · 02/03/2015 18:00

Jesus nobody light a match! Grin

juneybean · 02/03/2015 18:01

THREAAAAAADDDD

Nomio230 · 02/03/2015 18:02

sploshes vodka on top of the gin

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