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We are jolly well going to have the number of babies we want and we will BROOK NO ARGUMENT. Join us if you refuse to take "no" for an answer and like smacking rats.

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Imps9 · 17/02/2015 19:11

We will get there. We will all of us get there. And we will brook no argument.

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farfallarocks · 04/03/2015 14:08

I can see a line but its not in the right place? Too far over to the left?
I hate those tests by the way, I only ever got smudges, FRER all the way, I have wasted sooooo much money on arctic pee sticks.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 04/03/2015 14:08

I can see something, but I had lines on lots of those tests, and was never pregnant. FRER are much better. Even when pregnant with A, I never got a dark like with them!

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 04/03/2015 14:19

I'm wondering if they are bum tests as now have 3 like that Blush

Have now stopped testing. Am wondering if I should lay off until Tuesday and then treat myself to a FRER. Absolutely not keeping them in.the house during the TWW as for me it's literally like pissing money down the drain Grin

Pastamancer · 04/03/2015 14:23

Ah well, if they are bum tests then maybe you need to stick them up your bum rather than in your wee :o

Imps9 · 04/03/2015 14:31

Do I smell a BFP Gob?? Or is it just coconut oil? You MUST test first thing tomorrow and report back to us immediately. Oh yes indeed we're strict on this thread now. Dilly-dallying is NOT allowed.

Beedle what news re: the egg/sperm lurrrrrrve in?

I spoke to BH re: Impsicle and Impino earlier. Sadly Impsicle stopped growing at 6 cells and whilst Impino tried to become a blasto, she started to become a degenerate. So no pressure, Implette, but this cycle rests entirely on you...

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Imps9 · 04/03/2015 14:36

Oh I missed a whole load of posts somehow.

Gob I can see a line (I zoomed in quite a bit). Looks like the one I got with my BFP last September.

You must still test tomorrow though.

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keepitgoing · 04/03/2015 14:46

oh imps i'm sorry the others didn't make it to freezing, but that won't matter because implette is going the distance. How are you feeling, any symptoms to report now at, what, 5dpo? Have you done a test yet to see if the trigger has gone?

I'm pretty sure beedles stupid clinic don't update her the day after, and make her wait till she goes in for transfer. Grrr. But i'm sure they have all got it on nicely! Grow embies GROW!!

gobbo i can't see anything either but you never know. It sounds like you could easily have your ov day wrong, and might be 10 days post ov or something.

We're going to have to smack that rat tonight I am going to have to order some sperm friendly lube Blush Think i'm mid cycle now

molotov that sounds like an awful lot more yeses than nos to me. And the nos are just to do with temporary child-moodiness rather than anything long term. I say go for it! you clearly want to as you're hanging out here.... ;)

keepitgoing · 04/03/2015 14:47

pasta any news since yesterday's sweep?

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 04/03/2015 15:00

imps - A v sorry about impsicle and impino. However, have everything crossed for implette.

Ok - I will get the bumper bag of pee sticks out for tomorrow am!

BeedlesPineNeedles · 04/03/2015 15:19

imps sorry about impsicle and impino, but I hope implette is making herself comfy for the next 8 months. keep is indeed right that my clinic refuse to tell me anything until tomorrow. And then they tell me they will ring if there's a problem (ie nothing to put back) before 12pm. Cue increasing stress waiting for the phone to ring as the morning progresses. It does make today much calmer though, as I can live in the hope that they're all looking absolutely perfect :o

keep having to have sex is such a chore isn't it? :o

pasta perhaps that's what I have been doing wrong. I have never tried sticking a test up my bum - you'd think they'd make the instructions a bit clearer wouldn't you :o

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 04/03/2015 15:22

,pasta - will try the bum way to.morrow!Grin

Imps9 · 04/03/2015 15:27

I might well try a bum test tonight myself. My fanjo sees all the IVF action, it's only fair to include my bum as well!

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Pastamancer · 04/03/2015 15:52

Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible for the reliability of bum tests.

I had period pain yesterday afternoon but it went overnight. Went for a walk this afternoon which hurt but again it disappeared. Had some bloody mucus when wiping a couple times today so it looks like my plug may have been dislodged slightly. I am 2-3cm dilated and my cervix is favourable so fingers crossed it won't be too much longer to wait.

BeedlesPineNeedles · 04/03/2015 16:03

sounds good pasta though I know next to nothing about actually giving birth!

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 04/03/2015 16:05

imps - what's the shizzle re: testing for you? Do you need to wait til a certain day or can it be game on ??. Understand that you may very well want to wait for the pro's to do it at the clinic!

Go! Go! Go! pasta

keepitgoing · 04/03/2015 16:07

you will in 8.5 months beedle! about that there is no argument!

go pasta!

NoMaybeAboutIt · 04/03/2015 16:55

Exciting times Pasta!!!

Sorry to hear the others didn't make it Imps, but this one is a keeper, I just know it.

You've got to love a bit of bum action Wink

How's your poor bladder Beedle?

Perfect timing for your dirty weekend away Far!

Smack that rat Keep, smack it good!!

farfallarocks · 04/03/2015 17:12

Oh imps sorry to hear about the impino, we can't have a degenerate brooking baby now can we? So go implette!!!
I had my progesterone via the tradesman entrance so the bum did not feel left out in IVF proceedings, just saying.........

beedle best of luck for tomorrow

pasta here is to a quick sneeze birth for you!

maybe I fear mother nature is going to mess with me AGAIN, getting loads of pant snot and signs of an early ovulation, gah, in laws staying, DH out we won't have a chance to smack the rat until Friday I am sure, I need some broking that ovulation can hold on for a few days!!

Pastamancer · 04/03/2015 17:34

Implette will be a strong 'un. She is clearly the hard nut of the 3 having made sure she was picked and sabotaged the others.

DD is having a sleepover with my parents tonight as she didn't want to come home. DH and I are such a rock 'n' roll couple that we don't know what to do with our childfree evening and will probably just end up in front of the tv :o

NoMaybeAboutIt · 04/03/2015 18:24

Pasta, a night in front of the tv?! Um no. You're giving birth tonight. Fact.

Far, sods bloody law who needs romance

BeedlesPineNeedles · 05/03/2015 07:08

far are you sure you can't lure MrFar upstairs this afternoon/evening to help you with something Wink

pasta hope you enjoyed your child-free night, it might be a while until you get another one :o

maybe I'm still rather uncomfortable in my lower abdomen, but its hard to say what's normal and what's not. Its hard enough to explain in english where it hurts - I have no chance explaining to the doctor, though it maybe slightly easier now I'm not drugged up to my eyeballs on morphine :o

Fingers crossed that there will be no phone call this morning, only another 3hrs and 52 mins to get through.

Loopyaboutmy2boys · 05/03/2015 07:20

Gobbo I guess I'm calm in the sense that there is nothing else I can do to make it a sticky bean. I am taking the progesterone and aspirin and if the scan is ok then will be on heparin too. I have never smoked, I don't drink at all when pregnant and have said goodbye to dippy eggs and steak. It really is down to fate now, I can't do anymore now, the only other possible route I could have taken would be the super duper clinic at Coventry to see if I had suddenly got killer cells, but that's not something that you can do when pregnant obviously! So for now, every day that passes I am still pregnant and just trying not to stress too much. When will you be breaking open the FRER then?

Imps sorry about the other eggs....although you could look at it that they say each month there is supposedly a 1 in 4 chance of falling pregnant, you had 4 eggs and 3 were duff, meaning you may well have a fantastic egg on board. Any sensations in your groin yet?

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 05/03/2015 08:07

pasta - hope there was no time for tv watching last night!

far - hope you got some "alone" time with Mr Far Grin

Right - pee stuck done. Does look a little darker but still not sure if it is just a baby evap. I attach a photo for your delectation! Grin

Will purchase some FRERs today

We are jolly well going to have the number of babies we want and we will BROOK NO ARGUMENT. Join us if you refuse to take "no" for an answer and like smacking rats.
We are jolly well going to have the number of babies we want and we will BROOK NO ARGUMENT. Join us if you refuse to take "no" for an answer and like smacking rats.
Gobbolinothewitchscat · 05/03/2015 08:10

Oh God! Those photos are absolutely awful!! Smile and nod. Smile and nod. Grin

BeedlesPineNeedles · 05/03/2015 08:22

sorry cat I'm back in the office today so I can't zoom in on them. But I still think if you can see something then there must be something there :o

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