The home of sporn lovers and cunthawks; make sure the ewcm is coming from the right hole and don your capes (but don't put parsley up your chuff!) ... for JUST SHAGGING Part 33

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also know as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage. Self explanatory, who wouldn't? 

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Option decorations include photographs of political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedinging!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

The link to Part 31 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here. We are the dark side of MN. Welcome.

Happy shagging, shaggers!

oh its come through. I've accepted u

just says your "user E54..." though, no nickname

jcandy hooya for you! that is some serious symptom spotting going on!

Thanks lil I need it! Driving myself insane this month as I did last month wish I could just relax but it makes me feel a bit more in control

Yay it worked! My temp be crazy right? I clearly do not regulate body temperature well.

Hmm. Faint spotting. So had a ferret and there are some dark clots and the tiniest touch of red. 13dpo... Too late for implantation bleed, too early perhaps for period? Guess I'll find out if it continues and crushes my dreams as well as my plans for this afternoon

Sucky suck suck!

I have got an unexpected free day today so have just caught up on the last couple of days worth of posts before I get on with trying to catch up on school related work...

Jelly Glad to hear that your grandads op went well. That's fantastic!

Followed up by Indigos positive OPK.

We went out shopping yesterday morning. My main aim was to buy stamps. I bought stamps along with most of the last bits of my Christmas shopping. I'm feeling super organised! Probably spending way too much, but it's the first Christmas I've had where both hubby and I have been in reasonably well paid jobs, and I love buying presents for people. Just hope the things I've bought are what people want! I have spent a little too much this month though, but pay day is 3 days away...

I am beginning to feel really excited for Christmas. I'm like a big kid! I want to put up our decorations and play Christmas music. I'm not going to just yet though - have to wait til the 1st December. I just really enjoy the atmosphere of Christmas, and we always have a big family get together.

Sorry... I'll stop boring you with my Christmas talk and get on with my work...

ainat I'm also very Christmassy I bloody love it. Mines all bought and wrapped.

ain I love Christmas too! I'm already watching Xmas 24 channel and smooth Xmas playing on the radio. dh says no decs before 6th, we normally put up 2 weekend b4 Xmas but I'm super excited this year so getting keen. haven't broken out the buble CD yet tho!

honey yeah it's a bit all over the place so important to do the opks with it to help ff confirm everything.

jcandy if you look at my early charts I was just the same, and I have paid version so was always checking the pregnancy tracker to see how many points my symptoms had scored. think I had 78/100 one month. clearly all imagined!

oh and honey hope it's not af

Haha, gaggia and lil I'm glad there are others looking forward to Christmas too! We've had a little bit of Christmassy stuff going on, but not tooooo much just yet. It's giving me something Christmassy to look forward to on December 1st.

Sort of related - I'm trying to find a childs play tent in an igloo design. Or, if that fails, some sort of play tent I can cover in a white bed sheet or something and draw on blocks to make it look like an igloo. I am having a winter themed role play area in my classroom the last two weeks before Christmas.

Morning all. BFN for me this morning so really no point in tracking all those symptoms. Due on tomorrow or Tuesday so will find out for sure then. I don't think I'll bother with the symptoms next month but I did find out that I get very irritable the day after ovulation so they were useful for something!

I love Christmas too! Started on my presents but need payday to come to get the rest. I'm not allowed Xmas 24 on the TV but I did notice that my Amazon prime membership has Christmas movies on it so I can see me watching some on the ipad

sorry about bfn jcandy

I wouldn't normally be allowed to have watched as many Xmas films as I gave but I think dh is hoping it will distract me from the ivf. it doesn't he got ratty with me because he thinks I get sad when I'm on here and thinks I'm on here too much. he probably has a point about the later but I think the sad thing is actually just me ignoring him and getting annoyed when he interrupts me mid message!

You can't use big boxes painted white Ainat? At least for the sides and then sheet over the top? Sometimes supermarkets have big ones they'll give you.

Aww guys I looooove Christmas too!!

Sorry about AF candy but it might not be her, wait and see. Ditto to honey, weird timing so you never know, not as bad news as if she was on time I don't think..

lil I also get the whole grumpy about mn thing, thinking I'm on too much, I think most guys are like that. It is pretty annoying when they keep interrupting you!

My temp is pretty much the same as yesterday so I'll take that as having still not ovulated - come on egg you lazy piece of shit!!!

Sorry I'm getting muddled, it's only honey who's had some spotting. candy plenty folk get BFNs for ages, not out until the witch shows up!! chat took ages to get hers, think it was cd36 or something mental.

Well I think it's AF for me. Still spotting today but heavier than last night so don't think it's ov bleeding. Can't believe it, CD18 :( not fecking fair

Thanks guys, I'm not too bad about it though obviously disappointed. Think my DP has taken it harder though.

Haha lil think I'd seem sad too if someone was trying to interrupt me reading and talking to you viroids. It can become an addiction too but it's so nice to have the support with people that understand that I wouldn't want to give it up.

indigo what cycle day are you on?

Oh no Jelly your body is really messing around. Hopefully this cycle will be the one where it sorts itself out Gx for you

Morning viroids! I'm still in bed listening to the rain. Finished work at 2:30am

Sorry about bfn candy, how many dpo?

Struggling to keep track of the temping chat but trust lil has it in hand!

Having a stress about lack of symptoms again - yesterday was a quiet day for them. Day before they were very strong. Hoping they'll kick in when I get up.

Days like this I'm relieved I don't have my pony at the moment, god it's nightmare when it's this wet - trying to get pony dry, rugs dry, bring in and turn out in deep mud. Not fun. Winter is when you really wonder why you do it! I do miss my little monkey though, he's on loan at the moment to a lovely girl who adores him.

Going to see the new hunger games movie later, weeee!

jelly I'm so pleased your granddad came through his op ok. So worrying I know. Are you going to see him?

Sorry about witch - I guess your body is still settling :(

I love Christmas. Wrapped some presents yesterday

I didn't know there was another HG movie? We saw the previous one on Christmas Eve

I'm out. Bloody bitchy bitch bitch. Wankbadger.

oh honey I really thought you were upduffed this month from the dreams and stuff. (((((hugs))))) for you regardless of how weird and un-mny they may be!

*indigo you'll ov today and get high temp tomorrow. I'm sure of it. unless u get another pos opk today so remember to do one later

jelly its hard in the beginning when u don't know where your body is at, but have faith it will sort itself out and that by having these wierd cycles that's exactly what its doing, sorting itself out. were u temping? as me on ff so I can have a look for u.

Noooo honey I'm so sorry, that's so shitty

:( oh no honey big unwanted e-hugs to you!!!

Lil I messed up the temping this month so gonna start a-fresh next month (or this month as it is). Just a bit gutted I think!