Break the bed, marvel at the ghost sperm, ignore the fuss about avatar pandas and whatever you do - don't eat the jizz! It's Just Shagging Part 28

[Leela5]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 27 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2157458-Get-your-cape-on-get-your-cape-on-Dont-come-knockin-if-the-tents-a-rockin-but-pee-on-a-snake-instead-Its-just-shagging-part-27" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2160935-Just-Shagging-Thread-11-for-Graduated-Viroids?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Thanks lil I'm on day 2/3 of spike, (first day not such a rise) such a relief. I just hope every cycle is the same!! Will keep temping I think, for a while at least! Your mil sounds like a crazy nightmare!!

Good luck Tink :)

This might sound a little unromantic, but DP and I are going engagement ring shopping today :D We've decided to get married! He's not proposed per se, but for years I have said I don't want to get married, but recently we have decided we will, so tonight we are going to look for a ring :D Exciting!

Also, thanks for the responses re the belly flutters! I so so so so so hope my AF starts when I stop the progesterone! My hormones starting up again could be the reason for the sore boobs too! Fx! :)

Happy Tuesday everyone! :)

That's awesome jelly! ! Have fun :)

I need a hooyah please 5dpo and spotting preggo signs all over the place.
Actually pretty proud of myself fpr holding off the pissy sticks though. Anyone else twotting with me?

Any news wiggly??

Wow Jelly, congratulations! That's awesome!

Lil that sounds sucky. What a shame that a good relationship isn't possible. As long as you and dh are on the same page, at least you have an ally!

Gentle hooya for you mountain!

Congratulations jelly that's lovely news!

Mountaingirl, I'm twotting with you. We can hooya each other, as I'm thinking of every little twinge I feel that it's a symptom. The only things that keep me from grabbing a pissy stick are: 1) it would be way too early to be positive and 2) I only have one pissy stick left and getting new ones either means expensive ones online (I'm not in the UK, so Amazone won't be cheap for me) or cheap ones from a store where I will probably run into a million acquaintances.

mountain, honey, fatty I'll send you all a hooyah if you'll send one back! Only a few days dpo and am symptom spotting, am p*ssing like a racehorse!! Also very much looking forward to time off work!! Dh is also tres keen now he's realised he'll have a designated driver for crimbo!

jelly congrats! That's lovely news

tinker, thank for the hooya and right back at ya!
I'm also pissing like a racehorse, but I'm always pissing like one! Probably due to the endless cups of tea I drink. Seriously, 2 liters of tea is not uncommon for me, and then I also have a cup of coffee and about a liter of water...

Forgot to say bother Ihave post shag cushion under my bum and insist dh does not make me laugh for as long as poss - cue much naked dancing and bad jokes, don't think I could do a shoulder stand if I tried!!

woohooooooooooo appointment 10.30am 8th October!

Fab news lil, hope it is fruitful!

Yay lil yay!!! That's really soon, brilliant!

Fx to all the twotters

my god its heavy going. its all a bit real. wish dh wasn't working today!!

Wahey, congrats Lil!

Thanks for the hooyah... May need another! This time last cycle i was having ewcm... Not a sniff of it yet. almost tempted to buy some opks I'm scared!

Also really tired and have splitting headache. To bed with a disney film? Perhaps, but need to sort of stuff for tonight's brownies too! Gah!

Congratulations lil seems like a good news day on here!

Any news your end wiggly?

yay jelly not unromantic at all, cor, there's loads of question popping on this fred at the moment!
I think my icing has gone awry, I have pant snot but nothing else, usually I'd have the poky ov pain by now. :( boo. Mr Tee still away though, so I don't mind tooooo much.
bothersome I also have the escaping troops worry, but try and either lay flat with my legs up after, try not to cough and hope for the best! My understanding that the fittest troops will make it all the way up anyway....there are MILLIONS of the little buggers in a teeny amount.

Thanks for the hooyahs girls and right back at you fatty tink andhoney

Right lil mission get duffed before appointment?? I'm still holding out hope for a double pink before mine in 7 days

Hooray Lil So pleased for you xx

Hooyahs all round for those that need them.

Super congratulations jelly and woo hooooooo lil

Tink there is news from my end. I POAS again this morning. Fully expecting a BFN because I have absolutely no pregnancy symptoms whatsoever (I normally drink gallons of decaf coffee but with my last two pregnancies couldn't go near any coffee even before my BFPS, but at the mo I'm still loving the stuff). BUT IT WAS ANOTHER BFMFP!!! (Calming myself down and trying not to get hopes up yet) but it was another BFP and this time a much darker line. Still bleeding, but much less today, definitely closer to the spotting end of the spectrum. I'm going to test again on Friday and will hold off being officially over the moon til then, but at the mo it's (FX FX FX touch wood touch wood touch wood) looking positive

Holy shit wiggly! That's brilliant news! You is up-duffed! A darker line and less bleeding are both hugely positive - have totally got fingers and toes crossed for you. Congrats on doing good shagging. X

Yay Lil!!

Good news Wiggly - fx all is ok in there

Keeping my fingers crossed for you Widdly Tentative congratulations are allowed I presume

Hooyas all around for where they're needed.

Lil that's not long to wait at all, hope it's a good one.

DH told me off for stealing his pillow for post shag elevation - has he not heard of taking one for the team! Didn't matter anyway as DD kicked him out of bed half an hour later

Yay wiggly tentative congratulations and fx
X

tee pant snot is good - keep shagging!

Grads Fred full! popz were you doing new one?

congrats lil and wiggly :D great news!!