Break the bed, marvel at the ghost sperm, ignore the fuss about avatar pandas and whatever you do - don't eat the jizz! It's Just Shagging Part 28

[Leela5]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 27 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2157458-Get-your-cape-on-get-your-cape-on-Dont-come-knockin-if-the-tents-a-rockin-but-pee-on-a-snake-instead-Its-just-shagging-part-27" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2160935-Just-Shagging-Thread-11-for-Graduated-Viroids?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Yes line gets darker towards ov - ideally you should be getting cape on all way up to icing to give best shot. Same with temping - there's a pre ov dip in my temp chart then it spikes up to ovulation. I found this helpful www.babycentre.co.uk/a7069/download-a-basal-body-temperature-and-cervical-mucus-chart

Plus also checking cm - watery before icing then ewcm at icing.

I would er on side if caution tonight and jump him!

Welcome tink :)

The trial was shocking. I was very disappointed with the judge to be honest. In the UK we obviously have different rules around establishing intent but this was clear cut murder regardless of pre-meditated or not. And the way she just cut short the verdict after a rather odd discussion with defence and state counsel suggests to me something else is going on. I just feel really sorry for reevas family. Another day of trial. Poor people.

I found that my best indication of icing was EWCM - the cycle I got upduffed I had oodles of it about 5 days before my usual icing day, so JSed that day and the day after just in case. Only two shags that cycle and if I hadn't spotted the EWCM I think we would have DTD too late!
I learned from the JSers that it's best to stay hydrated too - makes your CM more obvious

Hi tink!

Icing pains- I have officially iced this month oh yes and i know for sure thanks to cb dual hormone sticks trial stupidly proud of myself and I have definitely felt it! Had aches yesterday but today actually pretty painful at times on both sides. Feels sort of like cystitis pain but completely in a different place. I found I got really confused with ic icepops as they always seemed to be pretty dark and trying to work out if they were the right colour or not was damned impossible. I did one this morning to see what it looks like when confirmed by clearblue and I think the line was still only just the same colour as the control.

In other news, I have invoked the law of sod and spent nearly a grand on a new racing bike...oops.

Thanks ladies, have all the right symptoms then! Woop woop! Always thought I wasn't ovulating because of the pcos but now I'm getting all this advice it seems I may be and perhaps haven't been dtd at the right time before!! Here's hoping, poor dh doesn't know what's hit him, he's taken the dog for a walk I think to make sure I don't jump him again!!
Happy spending spree mountain you've inspired me to invoke los myself. Skydiving anyone??

Hello all! Welcome Tink! I love your positivity, I think you'll fit right in. not that we aren't allowed to be miserable now and then

Went to visit my grandma today. She lives in Surrey so we went for tea at Denbies which is an amazing vineyard near Dorking. I love that place, had my hen party there. Made the most of not having iced yet and had a few glasses. Can recommend.

Regarding CM, I only ever notice it when its EWCM. No idea what happens to it the rest of the time!

What do people pee in when they use ICs? Not sure what to christen, as it were.

Evening viroids

Been lurking about catching up with all your news.

Welcome Tink....are you related to the (used to really fancy Ian McShane) Lovejoy character?

I have to ask a really dumb question....what's icing?

Because of WTF cycle I reckon the very earliest I can test is Tuesday. I was going to try to hold off until next Saturday but am caving and buying an FRER tomorrow. I definitely don't have the same early pregnancy symptoms as last time, but I do have a manky mouth taste and felt sick today. Maybe it's just the stress of being back at school! I really really am keeping FXd for being upduffefd because I don't think I'm capable of conceiving in term time because I'm too sleep deprived and stressed.

Maybe tonight I'll have that great fun pregnancy symptom of dreaming about blow jobs and Ian McShane

Who is Ian Mcshane?? And icing is ovulating :)

DP managed to both upset me and make me happy! He said "I think your pregnant for x,y and z reasons" which annoyed me because I'm not to think about it too much. But then he booked a weekend away in Munich for the Christmas markets so I'm happy again! :)

Yay for Christmas markets! My DB lives in Berlin and I've always wanted to visit him in December so we can go. Maybe next year.

I am so showing my age and bizarre taste for mulleted 1980s men , but this is Ian McShane the star of Lovejoy www.imdb.com/title/tt0090477/

I was watching American horror story the other week and randomly noticed he's in a couple of episodes of series 2. I was like "omg it's Lovejoy!" Hehe, but ick, sorry :)

Lol, have the same taste in tweedy jackets wiggly, not even joking!

Ha ha ha Tink that is amazing! And hats and hanging about in country pus during the day?

Not into pus wiggly not going to lie to you. Pubs however, all day long!

Argh! Definitely not pus, definitely pubs

Dh thinks I'm laughing at jimmy Carr which somehow makes it funnier! Already glad to have joined this Fred!

I remember watching Lovejoy, but not what it was about. Interesting to read the IMDb!

honey my ROC (receptacle of choice) is a green plastic beaker. disclaimer: its not a penis beaker

I have no idea what/who Lovejoy or ian mcshane is!

I use those little plastic beakers to store my POAS juice. :)

I vaguely remember love joy but couldn't tell you who was in it!

OMG you lot make me feel old!

Oh and my ROC was a breastmilk container but what you really need is a pineapple cup.

My ROC was a wine glass - less likely to wee on your fingers. I remember Lovejoy but in a 'my mum's friends fancy him' sort of way.

Thanks for your input ladies! Love the wine glass idea. I wonder why hospitals make you use those tiniest tiny pots when wine glasses work so well?

My ROC was (and still is) a shampoo lid I am going to pretend I do t still POAS every morning to check it's still there, coz that would be the actions of a weirdo. Oh no, of course not

pis remind me never to drink wine at your house

Pee on a plastic pineapple cup! Who was that - popz? That was my first ever JSIng Fred