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New balls please! The BESH are hanging out the cunt bunting for Wombledon and saddling up for the Tour de France!

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FizzyFeet · 10/06/2014 18:29

Rules of entry: must be ttc #1 for over a year, be suitably evil and hag-like, and submit your BESHtionnaire for our approval. If you are a baby duster or a hun, this ain't the thread for you.

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Blue2014 · 10/12/2014 17:30

I like that we are living prosecco now too - yay for Gin and Prosecco!

Blue2014 · 10/12/2014 17:32

Hi fankle - im very excited by baby bee fankle - no need to hide from us Smile you are the beacon of hope

Blue2014 · 10/12/2014 17:34

Fab, I have no idea what downregging is (I know I should!) but good luck with it!

Blue2014 · 10/12/2014 17:40

Erica - I have a ironic job too, part of if involves assessing people who are unable to parent safely. I do love my job but oh the irony sometimes!!

barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 19:03

Blue that's a shit excuse, we've just spent the last 50 posts determining that this thread is moving at glacial pace! Wink

barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 19:04

Nothing to see here people, move it along.

barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 19:05

What happened to rain? Are we a BESH down?

cherrycoconut · 10/12/2014 19:32

Arf at Barking yes Blue, shit excuse, keep up!
Do we have to finish the fred? Would it be like, waaay radical, to sack this one off, slope off and start a shiny new one?
Though I am rather entertained by the more frequent postings hags.

Just sayin. Xmas Biscuit

cherrycoconut · 10/12/2014 19:34

Rain
Oi, where are you bird?

Blue2014 · 10/12/2014 19:38

Yeah I quite like the challenge now - nearly there Hags, keep it moving ....

Blue2014 · 10/12/2014 19:39

And Barking, only a shit excuse if you believe I have any intellectual ability or concentrations skills ... You think too highly of me ol' gal Wink

barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:21
Smile
barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:21
Grin
barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:21
Wink
barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:21
Shock
barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:21
Shock
barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:21
Angry
barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:21
Blush
barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:23
Hmm
barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:23
Confused
barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:23
Biscuit
barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:24

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barkingtreefrog · 10/12/2014 20:24

Wine Wine Wine

Brew anyone? Wink

Blue2014 · 10/12/2014 20:32

I'd like aWineplease

Discussed that private iui at our local clinic is only £500. That's not so bad, hey hags?

Blue2014 · 10/12/2014 20:38

What is this Biscuitanyway?

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