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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Conception

New balls please! The BESH are hanging out the cunt bunting for Wombledon and saddling up for the Tour de France!

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FizzyFeet · 10/06/2014 18:29

Rules of entry: must be ttc #1 for over a year, be suitably evil and hag-like, and submit your BESHtionnaire for our approval. If you are a baby duster or a hun, this ain't the thread for you.

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barkingtreefrog · 12/12/2014 21:45

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2257899-The-BESH-are-powering-ahead-on-a-gin-and-prosecco-fuelled-hover-board-in-the-general-direction-of-2030?

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barkingtreefrog · 12/12/2014 21:44

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2257899-The-BESH-are-powering-ahead-on-a-gin-and-prosecco-fuelled-hover-board-in-the-general-direction-of-2030?

Here we are hags, everyone on board .

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barkingtreefrog · 12/12/2014 21:33

OK, I'll do it. No-one post anything in case I run out of space to show you all where to go!!!!!

I just found out my dad has 4 years left to live. That pretty much finishes this thread off with as much bad news as I can handle.

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FizzyFeet · 12/12/2014 21:17

I'm definitely not starting the next one, after the epic failure of this one! Hola hags, I am returning from exile to drive a nail in the coffin of this bloody thread!

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Blue2014 · 12/12/2014 18:56

Why do I go on facebook? Why why why? Why isn't there a BESH filter you can add to it (or is that gin)

Bagsy not witty enough to start new Fred, shall have to fall to someone else

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barkingtreefrog · 12/12/2014 15:16

Not me! We'll need one very soon though!

Spotting is definitely not a symptom.
It would certainly be a festively relevant diff given the intense lurgy of the last 3 weeks has meant we haven't dtd for the whole cycle! Not quite the virgin birth but still. Pretty unlikely I think!

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Fabuluce · 12/12/2014 12:59

So who's feeling creative and ready to start the new thread??

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Fabuluce · 12/12/2014 12:58

Good for you for ranting. Sometimes you just really need to do it!! Let us know the response!

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Fabuluce · 12/12/2014 12:57

You never know, it could be an ironidiff??

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barkingtreefrog · 12/12/2014 11:27

In other news, I woke up to spotting. On cd25 when my 'normal' cycle is 31 days and the last two have been 28. What the fuck?

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barkingtreefrog · 12/12/2014 11:25

Fab Cewe Photoworld. The photobook software is great, and photobooks with just pictures are great, but the text and the quality of prints is SHIT. Don't go there people.

I re-read my email to them. Man, I really ranted. A whole bloody essay . That's prosecco fuelled frustration for you...

fankle great thread title

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Fankletastic · 12/12/2014 09:12

Bash on Erica. Cheers

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EricaJ · 12/12/2014 09:12

Fankle High five, sista!

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EricaJ · 12/12/2014 09:10

Mmhhh... The Gos...

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EricaJ · 12/12/2014 09:10

Fun Fact Friday: Eva Mendes had her first baby at 40 AND Ryan Gosling is the dad. So there, life!!

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Fankletastic · 12/12/2014 09:10

Giant gropers of good luck to you both. And to all the BESH. I hate that you've had another shit year ttc wise. It's easy to think just cos ttc hasn't worked all year (again) that the entire year has been a failure and a waste of good hope and effort...but I reckon you've all been working and playing amazingly hard, having fab holidays and taking full advantage of boozing, chillin' and fitnessing where possible. Basically living. I think you're all bloody great at living and being ace despite shit being dropped on you in the form of pg announcements, failed cycles, cps, mcs and ironic jobs.

BESH are fucking hardcore!!!!

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EricaJ · 12/12/2014 09:09

Fankle and Fab I got pregnant straight after the lap but I am not sure I'd want it to happen so quickly again because I am paranoid that the large blood clot that caused the mc could be a 'left over' from the op (sorry for using such scientific terms :) )

In any case, having endo removed and the tubes nice and flushed can only be a good think, let's all get on this January multi-diffage!!

It's not only a bank holiday here, but also after midday (12:08) Surely time for a tipple??

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Fankletastic · 12/12/2014 09:01

Erica and Fab of course I am aware of your recent laparoscopies...I held back from proclaiming them to be magical as I know it can take up to 6 months or more for a diffage to occur following the op. I got diffed on my 3rd cycle afterwards and my friend who has had 2 (she was basically using them as a means to get diffed and went private) saw success on the 3rd cycle the first time then the 6th cycle the last time. If I hadn't taken her advice and asked my FC about doing one, then I am fully aware that I might not be nearing 37 weeks of diffage.

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Fankletastic · 12/12/2014 08:54

A BTTF feme is total genius

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Fankletastic · 12/12/2014 08:53

Hags! You are powering ahead on A prosecco fuelled hover board, in the general direction of 2030..

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Fabuluce · 12/12/2014 08:40

Just 24 messages to post before new thread time! Yippee! Now what do we need to cover off in the new one?

Mcfly?? (Knock knock knock) Hello?

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Fabuluce · 12/12/2014 08:30

I did our wedding photo book through photo box and i was very happy with it (we got all our pics on a disc from our photographer) and I did loads of text too as I had books done for some other members of the fam. Poor quality pics, poorly cut pics and shoddy text all add up to a shit shit service!! How fucking annoying! How did you pay? If it was by credit card you might be able to get it cancelled and get them to fight it for you? How horribly bloody frustrating though. I'm for you. What company did this? Can we name and shame??

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cherrycoconut · 12/12/2014 08:08

Houston Barking that would def be a problem in my house, anal fucking graphic design freak that I am. Hence we haven't done our wedding photos yet (from 4.5 years ago) because I want to do them properly. Which probably means there will never be time as freelance work or sitting on the sofa always wins out unless there is a deadline or a bunch of cash for motivation. Last minute .com queen me. So I admire your doing ESPECIALLY given the circumstances and the feelings it must be dredging up. Hope the Prosecco helped!

Wow, we're motoring this fred at a pace, good work fellow BESH. So, who's writing the shiny new BTTF?

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barkingtreefrog · 11/12/2014 23:10

Bloody hell, my glass is empty again. Must be the dog.

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barkingtreefrog · 11/12/2014 23:10

And then we get to the photobook for the wedding/honeymoon. Given the unconventional style of our wedding ceremony/vows, I included the text in the photobook. It looks shit. The letters are touching and look bold, even though the text isn't. It's practically unreadable. I sent them a photo (at their request when I said it was substandard) and they said they didn't see a problem. There's a bloody obvious problem, I've put text in a book and you CAN'T FUCKING READ IT. I'd say that was a problem.

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