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New balls please! The BESH are hanging out the cunt bunting for Wombledon and saddling up for the Tour de France!

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FizzyFeet · 10/06/2014 18:29

Rules of entry: must be ttc #1 for over a year, be suitably evil and hag-like, and submit your BESHtionnaire for our approval. If you are a baby duster or a hun, this ain't the thread for you.

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cherrycoconut · 09/12/2014 06:51

Oh Fab, Hun, how could you really.
Fucking hell Grin

barkingtreefrog · 09/12/2014 07:02

I think Fab needs to go through securri

barkingtreefrog · 09/12/2014 07:05

Eh? My phone is playing up. I meant to say, fab should be sent through security before she's allowed on the next thread, check for suspicious looking powder. No one wants ground up babies sprinkled over them. Hmm

Can we please fast forward to the day when I wake up being able to breathe through my nose?

cherrycoconut · 09/12/2014 07:43

I hate the oafy heavy breathing associated with a blocked nose. Have you got good decongestants Barking?

EricaJ · 09/12/2014 08:21

Vesp I am so sorry to hear about your cp. Downtime, drinking Christmas time much needed.

Look after yourself.

Hags, I think I'm also up for boozy Christmas/New Year. I am testing in a couple of weeks but two BFPs straight after the lap would much better luck than I seem to have. So I am going to enjoy the next month as much as possible and reassess in January!

Let's kill this FRED!!

EricaJ · 09/12/2014 08:22

Was it Blue saying she was applying for a new job?

Me too! Too much has been put on hold for the last forever... FUCK IT!

Fankletastic · 09/12/2014 09:25
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Fankletastic · 09/12/2014 09:31

Hags, my dear dear hags.
I agree this Fred has had its day. I've kept up by lurking and I just didn't want to post and seem insensitive to the utter shit you've had to deal with this last 6 months or so. I am feeling your pain, despair and frustration though.
Just get through the rest of this year in as drunken a stupor as you can possibly manage, kill this Fred and start afresh in 2015 with a positive new outlook, positive affirmations and positive feckin cycles.

Fankletastic · 09/12/2014 09:43

I am self aware enough (from bitter experience more than anything) to be conscious of not upsetting anyone that potentially might be upset by or uninterested in my pregnancy. But yes Barking I'm getting close to d day. I'm 36 weeks. Fanklet is due on 4 January. I keep patting my bump as it jolts and shoogles (permit me to use the occasional fabulous Scottiah word...it's hopefully alliterative enough for you to guess its meaning) and saying to myself 'you're actually for real; you're really in there' to my baybee. It's taken most of this pregnancy to stop worrying and being so anxious and paranoid that something bad will happen, and yet I still can't seem to get my head around the fact that THIS. IS. ACTUALLY. HAPPENING.

I am actually somewhat scared of going through with labour and being a parent. I can't quite believe that this Fred started when I was in that scary first trimester. It's SO time to move on and get some serious cluster diffage next month!

Yesterday was my first day of mat leave. I'm still in my pyjamas watching Frazier.

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Fabuluce · 09/12/2014 10:36

Mwahaha!

Fabuluce · 09/12/2014 10:38

Soz couldn't resist the BD comment even though the very thought of it makes me boak!

Fabuluce · 09/12/2014 10:38

Fanks wow that truly is amazing. Well done you Smile

Fabuluce · 09/12/2014 10:40

Vesp, so sorry to hear about your CP. What a crock of shit all this business can be. Have the cod of comfort.

Fabuluce · 09/12/2014 10:42

Erica and Blue - good luck with the job hints! Chez - what's happening with yours? Do you have any news?

Fabuluce · 09/12/2014 10:45

Hags I shan't be joining you on the ginfest this Christmas as I'm starting proper downreg action on 29th so it's body/temple time for me. I shall however treat myself to a cheeky couple of glasses of prosecco on the big day Wink

barkingtreefrog · 09/12/2014 11:25

fankle Wow. It really does happen sometimes Grin. Hope you enjoy the mat leave and have as easy a labour as poss. Not sure if you're on fb but I sent you a message yesterday asking about your acupuncturist. I'm looking to go back to the healthy eating and woo needles in preparation for January's iui but I don't want to go back to the crazy lady...

Fabuluce · 09/12/2014 11:53

Barking where are you based?

cherrycoconut · 09/12/2014 12:39

Wow Fankle you really are shoogling your way to motherhood any day now. Scary and wonderful, great to see you in these barren lands! Nice use of a seldom used verb too. Or is it an adjective. Does it matter....

Good on you Fab, will power of steel required for you this festive season.

I didn't make third interview stage for my job punt unfortunately but I have been invited back for a chat with the CEO, whatever that means... Meanwhile things are still cool where I'm at, love the job, just overworked and underpaid!

barkingtreefrog · 09/12/2014 13:13

Fab I live near Fankle.

Fabuluce · 09/12/2014 14:04

Ah arse, if you'd have lived anywhere near me I would have recommended my acupuncturist as she's brilliant and has had loads of success with others (just sadly not me - grr).

Bums about the job Chez but you never know - they might have something different for you! Will keep my fingers crossed Smile

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