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Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

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Minion · 27/04/2014 04:05

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is Here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here

Happy shagging shaggers!
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lala5 · 28/04/2014 11:05

Zyla your restraint is admirable! POAS and put us put of our misery ;)

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lala5 · 28/04/2014 11:06

You're all completely right - app is getting deleted and I'm just going to keep the cape on!

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Babblehag · 28/04/2014 11:26

Nope not trying to outdo you popz, just how I felt this morning, my boobs are usually a great indicator of any hormonal changes, they used to ache when I had hormone flutters when on the depo! and as they haven't done anything since ov, I'm guessing they won't be doing anything until Friday when my body is getting ready for AF.

I am coming to the conclusion that this mornings manky mouth is due to the fact I was up twice in the night with heartburn (perfectly normal for me, esp if I scoff on chocolate before bed) so guessing it is the aftertaste of Tums, nausea due to manky mouth perhaps? or just Monday morning blues? or just desperately wanting to be pregnant so psychologically putting symptoms there, although they don't actually exist and its actually my mind playing tricks on me, or probably the fact that I am watching what my body is doing so much that I am not sure what is normal for me, as I haven't got much to compare it too!

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Wilhelminand · 28/04/2014 13:56

He he there's so much symptom spotting going on! You're right Lala, it's so different for everyone. I've had a problem for years with experiencing nausea. I haven't ever tracked it before but since ttc have learned it starts round about ovulation and pretty much continues until AF, then it's ok for 2 weeks. So I can't really use that as an indicator unless it carries on after AF is due. Even if you've had a previous pregnancy, some people say their next one is so different. It ain't called Two Weeks of Torture for nothing.

That's good about your bloods Rpopz. Any sign of the witch Zyla?

Have met this morning with a friend who has just had a failed IVF attempt. She has a daughter already and this was kind of a last attempt with the frembryos she had so that's a bit sad. She's so positive about life in general though. She went through years and years of treatment to get her wee girl and it makes me realise my few months of trying is nothing in comparison.

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ZingWatermelon · 28/04/2014 15:40

<br /> Biscuit Brew ~
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afternoon tea & biscuit unicorn

to keep you all cheerful Wink

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KatoPotato · 28/04/2014 15:53

Yo! (this is my attempt to look like a cool and interesting new member)

I've been on a conception club thing for April, but I think I'd be much better placed here (because I'm dead cool, ya?) because I don't want to OPK or track on an app...

I got an app, but I fear it could turn me into a loon... do I have permission to delete it? are they proper shite?

Just got my AF after first month trying after Mirena removal... I need postive motivation and no pissy sticks....

Can I join? I'll read the thread and do homework and EVERYTHING!

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Wilhelminand · 28/04/2014 16:04

Hahaha you can join Kato, although half of us are caving on the contraband at the moment! But shhh don't tell anyone. Oh and also we're all loons or maybe just me. I don't know about apps. I downloaded on once but was too lazy to use it.

I LOVE tea and biscuit unicorn Zing and it's made me go to put the kettle on. I'm feeling far too positive today...something's not right. Wink

Are you out there Red? ANy news?

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KatoPotato · 28/04/2014 16:10

btw I confused pg nausea with inhaling an easter egg...

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katy14 · 28/04/2014 16:14

Name : katy14
age: 38
Ttc since : March 14
kids: Dd, 1 year old

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KatoPotato · 28/04/2014 16:16

Name: Kato
age: 33
ttc since April 14
Kids: Ds, 4 yo

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aylesburyduck · 28/04/2014 17:48

Can I join? I'll read the thread and do homework and EVERYTHING!

Kato that made me snort pepsi max out my nose



Today I am mostly cleaning the oven. I am NOT moving out and having my buyer go "dirty bitch! look at the state of her oven"

This is how bad it is...I found a cremated mini sausage at the bottom and wondered how long it had been there? (Christmas springs to mind....)

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ZingWatermelon · 28/04/2014 17:50

that made me laugh too! good line Kato! Grin

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BeforeIChangeMyMind · 28/04/2014 17:54

Name: BeforeIChangeMyMind
Age: 34
ttc since April 14
Kids: DS

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aylesburyduck · 28/04/2014 17:55

Zing

How you feeling? Thanks for the tea and biccie unicorn - very cute!

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aylesburyduck · 28/04/2014 17:57

Hello Before

Have a Biscuit and a Brew

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ZylaB · 28/04/2014 17:58

I'll POAS again tomorrow morning, I'm putting it off tbh cos I already had negatives, but this'll be the first time when AF is officially late (was due yesterday). Think I'm putting it off cos I'm pretty sure it'll be neg, and don't wanna cry yet lol.

And no one is out of the running yet, be positive ladies! (Except me lol)

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ZingWatermelon · 28/04/2014 18:08

Zyla

good luck for tomorrow morning, fx!

Duck

all good here, thanks, can't believe it's 29 week tomorrow.

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BeforeIChangeMyMind · 28/04/2014 18:28

Hi aylesburyduck and all,

Glad to be here. I spent £££ on OK first time around and they told me precisely nothing. Never again although I have already PIAR even though its not Friday and AF not due for ages

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RPopz · 28/04/2014 18:51

I just went to Tesco and resisted the urge to buy Frer In other news Mr Rpopz is making me tea AGAIN....

Everything crossed for you for tomorrow Zyla Grin

Loving that unicorn Zing, I need to get on the laptop and figure out how to draw him!

Hi there Katy, Kato and Before! Welcome to the madhouse fold Smile

Twot twot!

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ZingWatermelon · 28/04/2014 18:58

RP

I did it on the phone! it's easy

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RPopz · 28/04/2014 19:12

I'll have to go on the website then so I can keep scrolling back up to look at it. App won't let me do that!

Promotion has just come up at work... tempted to apply if only to invoke the law of sod by getting it and then falling pg! Grin

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SnowCoveredHills · 28/04/2014 19:34

Hello new people Kato, Katy and Before welcome to the mad house, where we all pretend we don't care about contraband but all indulge anyway then get pissed off with it and go back to JSing!

Kato I had a little thrill when I saw your name pop up, you're famous don't mention the follicle bollicle Wink

RPopz GO for the promotion!!! I did just that recently and got it, then freaked out that I can't be ttc when about to start a new amazing job! I'm hoping the law of sod, plus the law of 'My friend got pg when she just stopped trying.. you just need to relax' will come into play while I pretend to be nonchalant about ttc..... Hmm

OK it's 7:30 and I've only just started cooking tea, while DP pisses about making a mess with bits of wood outside. How the hell could we be parents responsible for a child's routine when we're so utterly crap at looking after ourselves!?

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KatoPotato · 28/04/2014 19:39

Haha! Well now the bollicle is gone, my undercarriage is worthy of a male visitor again!! Lucky DH!

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ZylaB · 28/04/2014 19:50

Ok, you made me type follicle bollicle into the search engine :D

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SnowCoveredHills · 28/04/2014 19:50

Glad to hear it Kato, you're a trooper. Get your cape on love!

I'm debating it myself... I was hosting the ERTD (Evil Red Tide of Dooooom) but it seems to have paid an unusually short visit - just 3 days of doom this month. So do I risk it and hop on the good foot and do the bad thing...? TMI alert - do other viroids risk JSing during the end of ERTD, or do you wait until you're clear and clean?

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