Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

[Minion]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

what is a clean 9 Babble???

It's a detox thing I think.

oh and Min, normally that would sound amazing but in my current state it makes me feel a bit boaky!

Well, here's my bit of wooo science.

Worked out DS was conceived in 2009 when DH and I went out to see Little Shop of Horrors. (I got lost driving home and he joked it was a pity shag) We found out 5months later we were pg (whole other story)

Guess what I'm going to see tonight with my friend? Guess who's maybe OV on Sunday...

Bop shoo wop cape on tonight!!

Haha got for it Kato.

I caved. BFFN. Crappants.

its a detox thing, I lost 7lb before on it, and I didn't even do it properly, I have ate lots of cake since so I've gained a few pound but its good for a last minute loss, the aloe tastes like hospital though

Sorry wil :(

af here - felt sad earlier but nice to have the obsession lift a bit.

Kato that is AWESOME!

Wil isn't it really early for you yet though?

Sorry Tabby

Due tomorrow Rpopz so chances are you would get some kind of line by now. Unless of course I iced late which is a big possibility, but in that case we didn't really DTD at the right time so wouldn't expect it to be BFP from that. I think I'm going to have to resort to a little bit of contraband.

hello gals.

Can I do a very self indulgent me me me post please? We exchanged on our house yesterday and we're moving on Thursday!!

New house, new baby?

Yay great news Ayles!

Sorry to hear Wil. Contraband might be a good idea to help focus your JSing efforts. It's kinda disheartening to miss a few days and then be wondering if they were the days! and

Anyone got any exciting weekend plans? I'm shattered...

Aylesbury, congratulations! we get keys to our house next thurs too! Just as well I'm not pg really - I've got a whole lot of painting, moving heavy boxes, ripping out manky carpets to do!

Grats duck!

And yay for Friday!!

Amazing duck what a great year you're having!

wil don't give up just yet you're not due yet. Also I would second the contraband, even just for one month to give you something to focus on?

X

Well we went docs today, got ourselves scheduled in for the usual tests, he's got a pot ;) I've got to come in for swabs, smear and bloods. Happening next week. I won't be able to do day 21 bloods this cycle tho as we'll be away, so it'll be next month (and day 28ish due to cycle length) ill book them when I've tested on contraband.

Hate waiting, but I'm hoping I'll be upduffed before it happens...

Wow, everyone is moving! Congrats ladies! Try and stay stress free!

Awesome news duck! How thrilling
Min - I don't mean to rain on your pig-out parade, but I'd deffo limit the runny eggs now you're upduffed if you can bear to. They're on the naughty list. Like practically everything else that's good to eat

Just read that back and worried that I sound all bossy - not the intention!!!! Feel free to tell me to bog off.
It's one of the silly pregnancy rules that I really hate coz I bloody love a runny egg & bacon sarnie

I think its ok if they're British eggs because hasn't salmonella been eradicated from British poultry? Someone correct me if I'm talking total bollocks!

That's good news Zyla... or a step forward at least! Feels good to be proactive and have some slight semblance of control over the situation! Fx for you.

I feel so fat and bloated... and yet starving at the same time... how does that even work!

I do t think it has rpopz I'm sure the chance of getting it is small but worth being careful in future?

And thanks for the fx! At least if we get the results we know if there's something wrong, or just if we're unlucky. We talked to the doc and she said if we had a prob would get action quickly on nhs, but if there's no probs we may have to wait... If that's the case we'll go private, I'm not waiting too much longer... :/

And looking forward to hold loads, but now a bit meh cos can't have day 21(28 for me) bloods cos I'm away... So we'd better get pg whilst away so I don't have to wait :)

I have heard that RPopz, but the NHS website still says steer clear, just coz they can give you a bad tummy even if it's not salmonella bad.
I think once you're past the first tri it's less of an issue. It's a bloody minefield!!

*hols not hold

It is a minefield! We went to buy cheese and I didn't know what I could have!

Great that you're in the system and getting looked at though Zyla Hope all goes well. And definitely don't let it spoil your hols! Maaan I need a holiday!!