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Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

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Minion · 27/04/2014 04:05

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo


ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!
OP posts:
RPopz · 06/05/2014 19:17

I don't drive either Tabby... really should get learning though!

RPopz · 06/05/2014 19:19

Wow, your poor sister! I kinda thought if I actually did get ms it might desensitise me to it a bit, help the phobia in a way Confused

aylesburyduck · 06/05/2014 19:25

good god we don't shut up do we? this fred will be full up by tomorrow! well maybe by Friday Grin Grin

How many more BFP's do we reckon?

TabbyTurmoil · 06/05/2014 19:26

It was really tough. But she was also very unlucky. I'm sure if you get do get ms it will be fine - and even my sis would say it was worth it for the baba.

Didn't realise you had a phobia too or would have kept my trap firmly shut!! She was told less than 1% get HE.

wilhelminand · 06/05/2014 19:47

Duck I think with the rate we're chatting, we'd be lucky to squeeze another BFP into this thread. Unless of course we can make Tabby POAS. Wink

Oh I hate vomming more than anything. I am so rarely sick. I think you can will yourself out of it in some circumstances but not if you have HE.

ZylaB · 06/05/2014 19:51

Having hiccups makes me sick, hate it too! At least the stats give me hope I won't get ms, it'd make life more awkward what with the diabetes too.. Fingers crossed!

cookielove · 06/05/2014 20:01

Yup 5% I think they use it on tv and films as everyone links ms with pregnancy. My sister had dreadful ms for ages, I was so worried I would too but it was alright in the end!

Lala5 · 06/05/2014 20:16

Nothing dramatic at all at work, just a bit of a rubbish situation with redundancies and stuff. I should be ok but not sure yet. Bit of a poo atmosphere!

But all over now, really want glass of wine but I'm twotting and trying to be good like you lot! Wink

Lala5 · 06/05/2014 20:21

My mum told me morning sickness is actually more like nausea - she never threw up but felt horrendous

TabbyTurmoil · 06/05/2014 20:22

Lala / wil / splodge, when are you all expecting AF?

Lala5 · 06/05/2014 20:22

How long til twotters due to test? I'm 15th!

Lala5 · 06/05/2014 20:23

Ooh tabby cross post - jinx!

wilhelminand · 06/05/2014 20:43

I'm officially 10th but I think I ov'd late so might go for 12th if the witch hasn't arrived who am I kidding, I'll be peeing at 12.01am on the 10th

TabbyTurmoil · 06/05/2014 20:45

I think I'm late (based on my usual rhythm) despite the bad pee sticks, not sure how much longer I can hold out - might just pull the plaster and get it over with.

wilhelminand · 06/05/2014 20:50

ooooh POAS!!!

DulcetMoans · 06/05/2014 20:51

How are you so restrained tabby?! Do you have sticks? POAS!! Surely we can squeeze another one in!

wilhelminand · 06/05/2014 20:52

In all seriousness, no pressure. But fx if you decide to do it.

wilhelminand · 06/05/2014 20:53

Do you have any symptoms?

ZylaB · 06/05/2014 21:00

POAS!

Keep the lucky thread going, make the most of it! :)

Lala5 · 06/05/2014 22:15

POAS :) xxx

splodge77 · 06/05/2014 22:32

AF due 12th for me so a week to go. Don't think I'm up duffed this month tho. First sign I got with DS was minging metal mouth taste so watching out for that tho just scoffed loads a garlic in my dinner so that won't help! Sorry to hear about all that pukage! Hope it eases off soon.

RPopz · 07/05/2014 08:06

Morning ladies! Did Tabby POAS yet? Wink

RPopz · 07/05/2014 08:07

Morning ladies! Did Tabby POAS yet? Wink

RPopz · 07/05/2014 08:08

Morning ladies! Did Tabby POAS yet? Wink

RPopz · 07/05/2014 08:09

Wow, I really wanted to know that apparently!

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