Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

[Minion]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

It's no good. I can't stay away longer than a few hours. Hi Mrs BBB.

Ah TWOT with me Lala, it's driving me nuts. We need to compile a list of TWOTting activites to keep our minds off it.

Hiya mrsbbb!

Who else is still twotting - lala, wil, any more?

My current plan is to wait until Thursday to test but in a way I would rather just get a bfn now and move on to next month...

Splodge is Twotting too. It depends Tabby. If you will 100% believe a bfn then you could test. But if you're going to think at the back of your mind that's it's just too early and you'll want to test again, then you may as well wait. If that makes sense.

But house... lovely

How was your anniversary shagathon Lala??

Good luck twotters!

When is af due tabby?

Twas fab! A happy mr and mrs. Now in twotland

Any further symptoms newly pggers? popz min dulcet frog (wow this Fred is good!)

Just plain old vomming here I'm afraid. Nothing new.
No point in eating.

Good luck those twotting! Make this thread even luckier!

I'm supposedly TWOTing but after two earlier BFN and a sonographer having a good nosey, I'm not expecting anything.

AF due today, I hope she hurries up if she's coming so I can get my cape on again

Not much here lala other than weeing lots and noticed a loss of appetite today but hard to tell if that's related at this stage.

Is that the bank holiday over then? Boooo!!

dulcet that's EXACTLY how I was. Expect excruciating constipation in about a week.. Get fybogel in before it hits.
Please, for your own sanity x

Haha. Thanks min! To be honest, think I might have that one too. And I forgot cramping, that one is for sure. And thirst! Which might link to the weeing!

Hello first day back at work so feel a bit fuzzy brained - just sore boobs a bit queasy and woozy sometimes - need to drink loads more at work it was about a gazillion degrees there today!

Not telling people in RL is hard! Although you'll never guess what happened. while me and me frog were discussing future sprog after bfp I realised my phone had fallen out my pocket and had accidentally called not only my parents but my sister in law! So now both our families might know unofficially. Really hoping they didn't hear anything but can't ask in case they didn't - oops!

Thirst! Dulce I though that was just me!

Symptoms so far =always thirsty/ peeing. Bit of cramping, epic sore boobs and getting more tired of an evening. Majorly.lost my appetite last week but not sure if it was just excitement. Have felt fine all day though, weirdly. Almost hoping for morning sickness to reassure me there's something in there!

(Please do not remind me of this when I'm puking my guts up later!)

Argh frog! What are the bloody chances of that!! Hope they didn't hear...

Lovely to hear about all the pg people!

Lala the witch was due last Thursday according to my dates /last cycle, today according to me /my usual cycle, but not until this Thursday according to opks and 14 day literal phase.

Lol Frog how awful!! I'm sure they probably didn't hear anything... You'll have to try to drop it into conversation and see if they look guilty!

"but house" reminds me of another conversation we had a few threads back.... about ass babies! man I love you guys!

so have we had 4bfps on this thread already?! could be heading for a record.

fx for all those twotting. AF heading out here now so shall be donning the cape for the foreseeable future! although we fly home tomorrow night so may be too nakered until we are home!

Think it's 3 on this one as I managed to sneak in on Fred 22. We've got dulcet popz and frog... Have I missed anyone?
Lucky number 23 eh!

Ass babies? Gads what're they? Hope you had a nice holiday lil

Twit twittery twot twottery twot. I get very bored at this point...

min how many were on last Fred? Was it just you? My memory fails me...

rpopz only 5% of women throw up during pregnancy, I have mainly felt a whole lot of nausea, threw up once when the bin smelt vile and sh didn't empty it (but only a little and swallowed it anyway) writing about it now makes me gag! And I had to chug a whole load of water for the 17 week scan and brought half of it back up, so not to bad really in the 20 weeks of pregnancy. Although I have had other symptoms.

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I can not believe those statistics are true.

of all the people I know only a handful of them have never thrown up!

lala ai! I think I was the only one on the last one! it's lush to see all the BFPs now!
5%? Balls, knew I would be in the minority cookie. I've nee got burst blood vessels all around my eyes from last nights episode. It was that bad.