Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

[Minion]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

Sounds like a plan Snow
If it's helpful I'm happy to offer up my bio...
TTC since Mar '13; upduffed Jul '13; found abnormalities at 12 week scan; Turner's syndrome confirmed, ended the pregnancy on 2nd Nov '13 at 16 weeks ; back TTC Dec '13, very lucky to fall preggers in Feb '14 cycle; got epic EWCM on cd 11 so JSed; icing pains cd 12, JSed cd 13, only two shags! Got BFP cd 23 - usually a 28 day cycle, but iced super early - it was the EWCM I have to thank!

Summing up sounds great, aaaaand..cycle buddy snow/Michonne? Am also on cd6, but what's your cycle length, mine was 36 days last time... And when I got a bfn all I could think about it was.. Grrr..less attempts per year lol

Love the idea of a proper summing up :)

I was sure I'd posted a congrats for aubergine but my phone must have swallowed it!!
Awesome news! The epic thread continues! So glad you got yours in proper words too Dulcet Woooooo!

happy to do the summary when I get my bfp. Plenty of us still but selfishly I don't want the upduffed viroids to leave us...you are my friends and plus im nosy. I feel like I was "there" when you got upduffed so I wanna know all about these babies!!

Apparently our ultimate contraband (cbfm) is now the bonkometer according to DH lol

He's been told any JSing will now be recorded, I'm trying to think it means I can easily recap for everyone on thread when I get my BFP this time! :D

I also want all the upduffed to please stay! :)

Oooh me splodge. It should be the 10th I think but not sure if I iced late so it may be a bit later. Are you in symptom-spotting nightmare too?

I'm happy to hang around, and I'd love the others too as well Those antenatal forums are scary
You're totally allowed to tell us to bugger off at any point mind you

oh duck & zyla that's so sweet.

I always worry that my updates might annoy or upset the viroids or that it will be like rubbing your noses in it which I would never do in a million years!

I really like sticking around because I feel you are all my friends too and I want to know all your BFP and also be here to hold hands when AF shows up.

Anyone JS-ing this weekend?

Ness

I'm on the July bus, and they are lovely.

Glad people like the idea of a summing up, but yes, only if people are happy with it. Also don't want the instadiffers to feel guilty if they do a kitten, lovely to hear anyone's stories!

Before sorry to hear you've had a hard time, let's hope you get upduffed soon before you think about it too much.

Ness I'd forgotten what you had been through. Makes me even happier for your BFP!

Zyla cycle buddies it is then! Although my cycles are usually 27-28 days, and I've just worked out I'm on CD10, aargh! I've kind of lost track as I've made a concerted effort to be less obsessed with it all.

I too want all the upduffed to stick around - I see you as the wise sages who can give expert hooyas to those of us who are clueless!

At the very least, keep us updated on your milestones, and birth announcements!!

Zing - yes, they're not scary people, everyone is very nice, but the Nov thread had a lot of people dropping out with MCs in the first few weeks and it really freaked me out
I popped my head back in post-scan and there was a detailed discussion about travel systems happening and I felt a bit out of my depth... I'm taking it slow for now!

It's definitely not rubbing our noses in it. You being pg doesn't stop us from being pg. We all want the same thing for one another. It's also easy to get down about the whole thing, especially on a thread where the BFPs are lacking. You upduffed ones are like our little rays of sunshine.

The buses probably depend what month you're on. Also Zing, maybe they settle down towards the middle and end and have less people? I was (briefly) on the same one as Ness and found it all a bit hectic. Noone really seemed to 'listen' to each other but just posted their own wee update. Also it must be a bit scary for the still upduffed ones to see people constantly dropping out because of mc. Although you must have a decent number of you for the JSing grads thread by now! (I mean in addition to this one, that's not me telling you all to bugger off)!

Plus, I feel like you guys are all on my wavelength. And you make me genuinely LOL several times a day Even if I decamp after a while, I'll still be lurking!

That's a good point Wil, I'd forgotten the grads thread Just popped my head in to see what's going on, and it's super quiet, but if us lot start nattering it might get moving too

Snow/mich I love that idea if people don't mind? I for one am delighted for others when they get bfp. I would never wish otherwise!! But it would be lovely to hear their road to bfp so we know we still have hope xx

Oh yeah, grads Fred! Just tried looking for it but couldn't see it! Not on a bus yet either, had a quick read but not ready! Doesn't sound like any of them are ready to go over there anyway!

Sounds like a couple weeks til we find out if we have any more successes!

Just reading through Fred and felt sad -places don't leave my upduffed friends! You may be on way to bring mamas but we still love you.

I am a shagger since July 2013. X

Isn't there a link at the top of this thread Dulcet?

On another note I am effing knackered! Dtd too many times for sanity

There's a grads link on this Fred OP! It's been the same Fred since Aug '13 - we should make it our mission to fill it!!

hahaha Lala, in one day? How many times?

Oh right! Dense I am! Right, lets have a look!

Still here though, don't worry Lalas!

tee hee at knackered Lala, I am seriously impressed by everyone's dedication to copious shaggery. Me and Mr Splodge need to up our game.

Am trying not to symptom spot wilhelminand . My boobs are huge and sore however they always do this before AF so nothing to get excited about. I've got a feeling it's not happening this month for some reason but still a week to go so you never know....