Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

[Minion]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

gives me a bit more hope dulcet going into cycle 15 here

gives me a bit more hope dulcet going into cycle 15 here

gives me a bit more hope dulcet going into cycle 15 here

gives me a bit more hope dulcet going into cycle 15 here

sorry...my tablet ius playing up! must be the heat!!!

That's a lot of hope Lil

Dulce, mine is 10th. Which apparently is my step-MILs birthday!

Just bought a big book about pregnancy. Hope I've not jinxed myself....

SO happy for you Dulcet. Come on then, who's next?!

Definitely don't worry about the cocktails. Almost everyone who drinks and gets pregnant has that happen.

I think we can definitely put this one down to sod's law. Must take up jogging tomorrow

lil

would you be so kind as to repeat your last post?
just so I can be sure what you are trying to say.

This is all very exciting! What a great Fred

Heading off now for our anniversary trip - tis a good day for dtd so Cape is packed.

Ha ha lil a lot of hope there - fx for you xx

LOL Zing

Have a great time Smurfy

AF just arrived, which means my cycle is exactly 29 days to the hour !

Just took ds1 to the fair ds2 and 3 went yesterday, dp is making a BBQ I think we are the first to have one so far this year, not entirely sure whether its too chavvy/council estate for this area, I'm sure we'll soon find out. Middle class people BBQ don't they????

Hahahaha they do Babble but I'd keep one eye on AIBU to see if there is a thread entitled 'AIBU to be annoyed with my inconsiderate neighbour for having a barbecue when I am drying my fancy new White Company bed linen?'

Are you going somewhere nice Lala? Or can't you say for risk of outing yourself?

Hehe Zing.

Man this thread moves quick! Congrats dulcet that's amazing!

Well I stripped of my superdry and got my cape on this am, fingers crossed.

Cheeky wee day off tomorrow, and mil taking DS for the day so I plan to drink tea and mebbes go shopping for myself!

dulcet congratulations lovey!!! Thrilled as a thrilled thing.

awww you're gonna be a mummy

xxx

Congrats dulcet! Think I'm joining you in the upduffed group just had a bfp! Haven't stopped shaking since - can't believe it

Wooohoooo bfp number 3! Congrats aubergine

OMG frog! Congrats!! This Fred's is crazy!!

You told DP? Well will need your stats!!

Thanks! Now freaking out as me and dh went for a 20 mile run yesterday anyone hear of women marathon running in first trimester? Hoping because I've been doing it a while it'll be fine...

Congrats Frog !! There's going to be no JSers left at this rate!!

Congratulations Frog!!!!! Yeah, none of you are allowed to leave or it'll be way too quiet round here. You'll be fine with the running. The general rule is don't take up anything new but if you are fit, you can continue to exercise. I bet Paula Radcliffe kept going when she was upduffed! Although take it easy because apparently you are more prone to injury. Who's next, who's next??!

Wow congrats frog

This certainly is the lucky thread, there won't be anyone left, crept me.. Think I even won SOTM last cycle.. sigh

Zyla

Sorry, don't mean to put a damper on it, I really am happy for all the bfps, just bit emo at the moment, even came home from a shopping trip in tears cos everyone seemed to have a pushchair or sling on.

Ahh well, slaps self around the face let's concentrate on the positives, might be gin time!