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Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

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Minion · 27/04/2014 04:05

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo


ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!
OP posts:
RPopz · 04/05/2014 09:43

Sorry about the peer pressure Lala! Haha!

ZingWatermelon · 04/05/2014 10:20

Dulcet

CONGRATULATIONS!

yippee! Have you told him yet?

promise you'll change your name to ScreamingGroans around the time you are due.
you know, preparing for labour and all....Wink Grin

cookielove · 04/05/2014 10:23

Ahhh nuts dulcet how very annoying!

RPopz · 04/05/2014 10:38

Dulcet where are yoooou?? Grin

DulcetMoans · 04/05/2014 10:59

I'm hereeeee! Got to shop, bought test. Thought I got a 2 pack digi but turns out its one digi and one blue due normal - what's the point in that?! Anyway... For now at least I am going to claim...

BFP!!

Defo a lucky thread. DH has been told. He doesn't react well to piss sticks being in his face but he is happy of course! Takes a bit to sink in but we are both happy we can shag in the way we want to now!!

I have so many questions and sit feel pregnant but sure that's all normal!

SnowCoveredHills · 04/05/2014 11:01

OMIGOD Dulcet !!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations! Fantastic news!

Now, you know the drill - JSing regime in detail and full list of symptoms please!

Flowers for you!

RPopz · 04/05/2014 11:49

Woop! Think we will be due at same time Dulcey Grin

Congrats again! Thanks

DulcetMoans · 04/05/2014 11:52

Ok, of course. How silly of me! Grin

DTD CD 5/8/11/14/16/18/19/24. I think ov CD18 which fits with my suspected 10 day LP and puts me at 13DPO today. I think...!

Symptoms are surprisingly lacking really, I wasn't really looking for them though. I am having cramping but they don't feel the same as AF really, just uncomfortable. I have been weeing a lot! And the only other thing I can really remember is a bit of reflux a few times in terms of stuff coming up in my throat. Wasn't feeling sick though.

I have mainly used Sod's law to get pregnant this time:

  • two weeks before clinic appointment
  • just signed up for a new gym
  • went in steam room and sauna
  • had cocktails last night (only two, please reassure me!)
  • due date MIL birthday

Just outted myself horrifically!

RPopz · 04/05/2014 12:02

I had slap up curry and a bottle of red the Saturday before my bfp. First time I've drunk in ages! The law of sod is good! Pretty sure it won't affect anything at this stage.

Are you sotm too??? Grin

DulcetMoans · 04/05/2014 12:05

Haha. Doubt it. That was only 8, not even the magic 10! We got some much better shaggers out there than that!

Due 9th Jan according to numbers popz but I would expect it to be later due to late icing.

Babblehag · 04/05/2014 12:05

congratulations dulcet!!!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk loving this Fred!

still no AF, starting to hold a little glimmer of hope now just a small one, boobs are not showing any signs of AF happening, and I'm still painless. but then it might just be my body being a dick!! and not working the way it used to!

Minion · 04/05/2014 12:28

dulcet
Yehawwwwwww
Though, reading back, you had a 24 hour sore throat... Symptom for sure!

OP posts:
Babblehag · 04/05/2014 12:51

what an IC and why are you peeing on it?

ZingWatermelon · 04/05/2014 12:58

Dulcet

that is a great sods law list!Grin

two cocktails last night - do not worry about it!

DrFunkesFamilyBandSolution · 04/05/2014 13:21

Well done! Massive congrats Dulcet! Hurrah for the law of sod!! So very happy for you!

lil1ady · 04/05/2014 13:22

dulcet how many cycles?

TabbyTurmoil · 04/05/2014 13:25

Squeeeee! Congrats dulcet Thanks

lil1ady · 04/05/2014 13:47

babble did u mean what is an ic? if so it stands for internet cheapy hpt (home pg test) so that explains the peeing too I hope!

cookielove · 04/05/2014 13:48

dulcet squueeeee so exciting!! Congratulations :)

babble ic = internet cheapy pee stick :)

DulcetMoans · 04/05/2014 13:48

Thanks for all your congrats everyone!

Fx for you too babble, you going to test?

This was cycle 20 lil, hence the surprise!!

lil1ady · 04/05/2014 14:04

gives me a bit more hope dulcet going into cycle 15 here

lil1ady · 04/05/2014 14:04

gives me a bit more hope dulcet going into cycle 15 here

lil1ady · 04/05/2014 14:04

gives me a bit more hope dulcet going into cycle 15 here

lil1ady · 04/05/2014 14:04

gives me a bit more hope dulcet going into cycle 15 here

lil1ady · 04/05/2014 14:04

gives me a bit more hope dulcet going into cycle 15 here