Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

[Minion]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

Have you told other half? This is very exciting

Well not sure I need congratulating yet. It's just an IC and the line isn't very dark.

Not told him. He's in bed and I think he would benefit from seeing it in writing. Will take a trip to shops. Not sure how I would tell him though, if this is it...

Dulcet

that is very exciting!
I'll resist saying congrats until you confirm it, but yay for now!

And you'll find the right words.

Thanks zing! Off to the shops!

omg dulcet keep us posted. whispering congrats to you though! a line us a line.... I've never even had an evap on ics!

Things I hate today - Sunday trading laws! It's my right to buy pregnancy tests whatever time of day I want! Been to two and not open until 10am. That's so far awaaaaayyy!

Off to raid my drawers in case of hidden tests!

Fuck, I found one as well!! CB digi but is passed use by date. Think it's ok? Says 11-13 so a good six mnths.

Dulcet!! How thrilling!!
How dare it be Sunday?! Lol. You did well with the law of sod - hurrah for last gasp cocktails!
Even if you've used an IC and it's a faint line, it's still a line by the way, you are soooo preggers!
I hereby declare this a very good thread

Do it! Cheeky beggars having an expiry date, I bet it'll work fine!

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Thread 23 rocks the shit boi!!!
dulcet that's so bloody exciting. Remember I got a faint line too...... Post on canyouseealine and symptom spill xxxx

Well will you look at that - pregnant 1-2.

I actually cannot believe it! Is that normal? I can see it written down but it doesn't seem real. I can't believe we did it! After all this time! Two weeks from return to clinic! It's mental!

Happy Sunday everyone!

Oooh congratulations dulcet definitely pothatstick :)

Oh, what?! Now the display is all flashing and I lost my result! I was going to show that to DH! Now it's just dicking about. I need another one that is in date!!

Oh, what?! Now the display is all flashing and I lost my result! I was going to show that to DH! Now it's just dicking about. I need another one that is in date!!

What image is flashing?

Petrol stations usually have tests :)

Just all the display - numbers, pregnant/not pregnant, book with a little arrow in. I probably banged it putting it down.

Ill wait 45 mins!!

Wooooo Dulcet. Two lines! That's the right number.

And you're late, too. Congratulations, you're pregnant

Are you OK? That may be a silly question but when I finally got two lines with #1 it was so wierd. I kept sneaking up to look at the test because I thought it was going to change its mind on me. If you need some time to get used to the idea, that sounds pretty normal.

Exciting! :)

Aarrrgggh, cross posted with everybody!

Congratulations Minion too. Great news.

Happy Sunday it is

Dulcet I am trying to be all calm until you get your 'in date' one but seriously doubt you'd get a line plus a 'pregnant' if you weren't pg. I agree about the petrol station. Either that or quickly move to Scotland where shops are open . I am doing a mini 'woo' for you.

This fred is AMAZING! I might even start making up symptoms just to join in.

Hooray for holiday cocktails!!!!'

Lala maybe change your name to 'LalaSmurf' or 'SmurfetteLala' and then it won't be so confusing for us eejits

Congrats dulcet! Lucky thread is lucky :)

Dulce Dulce Dulce CONGRATULATIONS!!!

My first lines were on ICs and I didn't believe it either!! Totes normal. I still have the tests (all 4 of them) on my bedside table and have to come and look at them periodically to check they're still double liney haha!

Hope you've got the shops by now, getting a "proper" test should help!

Eeek how amazing is this thread?!

Oh and tell DH!!