Hell no Aunt Flo! You can't park that red convertible here. This space is reserved. Turn on, tune in and cop off. It's Just Shagging part 23!

[Minion]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 22 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2035460-Get-your-ROCs-off-Get-your-ROCs-off-honey-Knickers-down-legs-up-and-capes-on-in-the-competition-for-SOTM-Just-Shagging-part-22-the-one-with-all-the-BFPs?" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is  <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging shaggers!

Hooraaay zing !!

Dominoes! Omnomnom.

You are all up north!! Sounding like I'm the most southerly one!

Great news Zing! How many bedrooms does your new place have?!?!
aylesbury - I totally agree, JSers make my day, I'd love to see what you're all like IRL! I'm in Yorkshire too

Re: implantation bleeding, I actually started an AIBU about it, because I really thought that it was just a myth to torture people who are TTC! And then I actually got it It was one day of red CM, very like AF starting, at 10dpo. Got my BFP the next day!

Thanks viroids!

Ness

3 bedrooms plus a small office downstairs that will be DS1's tiny bedroom (he is almost 13 and needs his own space, however small!) but it's temporary as we will get an extension done next year.
we are hoping to end up with 5 or 6 proper bedrooms.
and most importantly a sewing room for me!

tabby

congrats as well, so exciting!

and a big stress like moving houses can certainly mess up your cycle.
it will go back to normal once you are settled in, no doubt.

Dulcet

we are in Surrey. south enough for you?

Ooh that sounds great Zing! How thrilling to get a sewing room just for you! My DH has an office man cave and I'm always a bit jealous.

How do you have time for sewing Zing?!

Ah Ness, I too thought it was a myth! You have proved me wrong.

Much better zing, we are Hampshire!

Congrats on the house, sounds like it will be fab! Hard work with building work though - you're brave!

Morning all! Where is everyone?!

Hellllllooooooo???

Morning dulcet!
I'm here, in bed slunging and listening to the husband clatter around in the kitchen, gawd knows what he's up to, I mean, there's no french toast in here for me!
I'm having a worry day. Worrying I'm not upduffed still. Can't seem to shake the paranoia.
Hopefully I'll snap out of it....

dulcet I realise I am just a long time lurker, can't bare to leave you all but just to say I'm in Herts, nice and southern?

morning I am here!! having snuggly cuddles with my niece - heart meltingly lovely. Although, the little madam has had me and mr duck up all night. hey ho all part of the preparation for our own I guess.

have a great weekend xxx

cookie just round the corner from me! I'm in bucks x

just got up.

MN before - definitely addicted!

Morning Viroids!

I am in bed being poked in the face by a cat. Got to get up in a min :( busy day ahead. I was out last night and told my friend about this Fred. She says the term 'pant snot' will stay with her for a long time!!

Oh some more mouthy southys, lovely! Maybe that's just me!

Hope you aren't too worried min, it's understandable to think about it but try not to stress! What's next for you? Do you have appointment? Have you stopped POAS?!

You all sound like you are having good mornings! I have a cup of tea in bed but need to get moving, got hen do to prep for!!

Hope you're ok Min. I think probably you'll feel a bit better after your booking app when the pg has been confirmed by the midwife. It is easy to feel like you're making it up .

ooh Lala, that was brave telling a RL friend. Careful what you write! MiniWil got up at 6.30 and doesn't take kindly to me being on the computer. I have so much housework to do today that I could cry!

minion

the options are gentle hug or slap with wet fish.

which one will make you feel better?

min you's is pregnant! Believe it. ( I need french toast now ) No dr or midwife confirmed I was pregnant just took my word for it. Only had confirmation at first scan, but it maybe different in your area!

Am awake, on way to shop to get yummy triple choc mousse ingredients for family meal later, then I'll spend the day on here making it!

Morning all

Minion I doubt you've become unpregnant without any signs of mc so don't worry I'm sure everything is going to plan in there!

Wil I'm not thin skinned and a good hooya was what I needed. Much obliged to you ;)

Morning all, you're all early risers! I'm still in bed... with a puppy on my head...

Hope you're ok Min I know exactly what you mean... and I've only had it 5 days haha! I guess til the scans done you can't be sure of anything and that's pretty scary! Ttc/ pregnancy is definitely not for control freaks like me!

Hope everyone's got lovely weekend's planned. Feel your housework pain Wil ... this place is a pigsty!