Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

And finally, a good saying which could be taken in many ways (especially by us strange dragon ladies!)

(Sorry for the multiple posts!)

*releasing my chocolate dragon IMO means "I'm going to pounce on OH"

• unleash even! (Google brain lol)

I'd bloody love a chocolate penis dragon!

english I love you, but I'm not getting my flaps waxed for you. I'm sorry. Will you change your name to Englishgirlinengland?

mademoiselle hope you don't mins but I'm going to go and have stern words with your SIL on your behalf. 4 weeks?! Come on...

Ugh :( pretty sure af is on the way...
GRR!!!

Hi ladies. Thanks for the birthday wishes yesterday. I had the most amazing relaxing day in the sunshine with DH visiting national trust property and then watching a movie last night.

Bumped back down to earth this morning with doc appointment where I forgot to mention really important stuff! Told us to go back in 4 months if still not pg for the last round of tests before a referral. Urgh.

Feeling really emotional and weepy today. Had to wipe tears when a man digging up the road told me off fir crossing near him instead of using the crossing up the road! Wtf!? Also have gurgly painful tummy and feel a bit sick. Symptom spotting already. 6dpo I think. Prob a tummy upset. Oh also have slightly sore boobs.

Back to work today and the latest girl to announce preg last week has stopped wearing concealing tops and is now sporting a neat tiny bump on her size 10 frame. Turned me into green dragon monster!

My cousins OH told she world last year she was preg at 8 weeks, at 9 weeks she mc. No way am I telling the world if and when. Just close friends and maybe my DM.

Afternoon Ladies,

Enjoying the glorious sunshine today managed to get out n about for work good times.

Treacle I believe I am around 12 DPO I had 3 days of cramps around the 3rd... AF is due Thursday ish if 28 day cycle (can go to 31 days).
I have tested twice already once sunday once today shhh dont tell DH lol

English noway im getting waxed the one time i tried out wax i did on the top of my leg and it bruised me sooo bad never again

Loving the penis dragons.

My Chinese birth year is the dragon I rock obviously

Victoria dont you just want to slap her lol glad you had a good birthday

Forgot to say I have weird achy pain near right side of belly button today not the first time ive had it in the last two weeks just weird.

Guess i will just wait for AF and they jump to May im sure if i was pg it would be showing on tests by now

hope everyones week gets better!

ok ok... you can use veet if need be... bunch of pansies . But honestly it doesnt hurt too much if you get a good therapist. blueberry, its very hard to bruise a leg - she must have been spectacularly bad!!

Victoria, have you had any other tests yet? Whats taking them so long?

I'm going to rant now...be warned!
Our stupid letting agent here in Amsterdam is being a royal pain in the neck! She won't fill in the reference form our agent in the uk needs in order to rent a new place when we come back. She's written a reference but won't fill in there form as we're leaving the tenancy early (one month early) - despite us agreeing to pay the last months rent. Wouldn't mind but she has been spectacularly unhelpful the whole time we've been here. Suggested we attempt to fix the boiler ourselves when we had no hot water last week. Failed to fix a leak we had, although it seems to have fixed itself. Basically she's a royal bitch! Rant over!

Sorry!!

Ime letting agents everywhere are a royal pain in the arse! oh that's rubbish English. Which part of the uk are you moving to? You may find a landlord easier to deal with.

Kitty veet????? Does it actually work?? Lordy I have to go in with a full on hedge trimmer! And then a Hoover, lol!

Oi im a letting agent were not all bad lol

Mrsextra lol at hedge trimmer

Fingers crossed for you blueberry!
English sounds terrible :( good job you are leaving!

Had my blood test this morning. Decided af is on the way so been out for lunch. My arm is so painful... might have a nap haha. Love the holidays!

Treacle I really do think its to late for me a positive.

I really got my hopes up this month stupid of me really

blueberry It's never too late for a BFP!

Bloody annoying English

Just wanted to pop on and let you all know that my dragon egg pendant arrived today! And I love it. And I'm not taking it off until my baby dragon arrives safe and sound!!!

Blueberry you can be the exception

Poly have you seen the dr yet?

No MrsE I'm too chicken. I'm planning on going at the end of next week when I'll be 6wks. Don't want to jinx it!

Oh poly!!!! You must go!!! Don't be scared, we will hold your hand. Just worried about all the hurdles you'll have to jump. But completely understand about the jinxing thing. It's almost as if it's not really happening until you start telling people.

Moving to Berkshire... Got a nice little place lined up just need the stupid bitch to fill the reference form out! She's a royal pain in the arse! Very tempted to go and have it out with her

That's exactly it and I'd just be heartbroken if I went for booking in and then the worst happened. not that I wouldn't be heartbroken anyway It does just make it so much more real. I'm going to see my consultant on 2/5 so I'll have to have done it by then I guess. Dreading all the blood tests too. I'm usually ok with them but last time I had them my BP was low and I fainted and had to have an ECG

Oh not fainting! Had you eaten? I'm a bit of a fainter, it's very embarrassing. I get low blood pressure along with aneamia when pg so I feel like one of those olden day swooning ladies with a fan!

I had eaten but I am prone to fainting and nearly always have low BP. It seems to drop when I'm under stress, I guess I'm just weird! I was terrible when pg too. Once the consultant hit the panic button (I was 7mnths) and about 20 people came running from all directions. I nearly died with embarrassment!

I'm loving the chocolate / penis / egg dragons! Amazing!!!

Still so angry with the way SiL announced her pregnancy. That pity call after skyping: just for her own validation, like "I'm such a nice girl and I took her feelings into consideration"... Grrrrrrr. Thank you fancy, please DO GO and have words!

sorry for going on about this! Dh is obviously not the right person to unleash my hate venom to as it is, after all, his sharer.

Anyway: when all of this has died down and we are both holding our newborn babies early 2015 (!!!!), I will let her know how she made me feel.

Still flashing smileys today. Gosh, what will I do during the 2ww?? Hello, my name is Mademoiselle and I'm addicted to poas...

I'm keeping everything crossed for everyone hoping to have good news this week. Positive thoughts and visualisation everyone!!