Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

Hahaha elusive wee...fancy , I nearly spat out my coffee!

I am so glad that fancy and retro have said what we probably all thought on reading your cute posts, poly not that we all lurk on the elusive dragon AN Thread... we definitely want to hear your news all the time! I think you were the first to announce a bfp upon my joining this thread and I therefore consider you to be my lucky charm. So there. No going anywhere! And so many of us will be peeing in cups so late in the month, we will most certainly need a good crowd to cheer us on, release the helium balloons and shake a few pom-poms!because we will obviously all be preggers.

Welcome MrsVW, you've already made me laugh so much! very pleased to see you here!

I was reading back (a busy night last night, love it!) and missed out a whole page, hence why my message seems a bit at odds with the current discussion!
Good to see you here still Treacle, don't you go anywhere either

Good luck to those of you going back to school today - and I do mean the teachers, not the kids!

It was the fact that I didn't know whether I'd be full or part time or where I'd be teaching until 10 days before the holidays. I ov'd a week after I was told for certain what I'd be doing. I was worrying myself sick about it and the worst case scenario was the one that happened which didn't help.

Feeling a little better about it now, but we'll see.

So today's symptoms....

Cramps but no spotting yet
Feels like food bolus at top of my throat
Creamy cm
Boobs tingling a bit, not much and they look normal
Tired but getting used to early mornings again

Stats cd25, 13dpo, NOT testing!

well Dragon ladies of both March and April bus. AF finally arrived on CD77!! If everything goes back to normal I'll be on may bus just! Thanks for all the support as always. You are lovely

Omg broody! What a nightmare for you. Hope it settles down this cycle.

Oh no broody, hope your next cycle is less confusing! Good luck in may :)

Hello ladies, sorry I've not been around.
I'd like you to meet my Easter egg and sticky Choccy bean xxx

Choccy Yay!!!!

Thanks treacle and Mrs E!

Choccy yay!!!! Congrats! Amazing news!!!! How far on are you?? That's a fabulous pic!

Awww Choccy yay what a cute wee bean

5 weeks today :)
Got to take it easy and I thought I was losing it his morning as I started to bleed brown and membrane came away, they told me to still come and so glad I did :)
Got to now see if I can get a scan in France. Bad timing hey???!!

YAY!! So happy for you Choccy!! Really Hope that this is it for you now!! Will say a little prayer!! Congratulations!! .
Why have you got to have a scan in France??

Oh at times like these it's so frustrating being on a phone as I can't see a pic! But I'm delighted for you all the same choccy

Take it easy Choccy! Complete relaxation required!!! 5 wks that's great!! :) praying for you as always x

They've got to check it's growing English and they won't know until 10-14 days from now. I'm booked in back here for the 27th may.
I've got a letter for France.
MrsE if you go to mumsnet.com rather than the app you should be able to see piccies :)

What fantastic news choccy

hello everyone, hope everyone's trousers are as tight as mine due to easter egg over indulgence!

I had family visiting for the weekend so just caught up on pages of the thread this morning - I missed everyone over the weekend, even though this is my first month lurking!

yay choccy, love the stats mango hope you're feeling a bit better treacle and hugs to everyone caught by AF.

I'm now day 33 with bfn and no symptons. I have always been a 28 day cycle girl, even after I came off the pill last September. My dh's job asked us to move to Holland in January, so we use condoms till we were settled, until last month. The first month we dtd my cycle went to 42 days, and now 33 days- why would it do that? Is my body having a laugh with me....?!

I never thought of that choccy! Clearly I get the award for dumb arse today! Lol! But whoppee you must he so delighted. That's such a clear pic. Now rest.....

Awwww choccy congrats, so exciting!

Ahhh you're off on hols Choccy! Hope you find somewhere near where you're going to put your mind at ease. Really do wish you all the best! Enjoy a bit of R&R while you're away

ladies I think we may need a new thread? have I missed one?

Oh Choccy....I'm so pleased for you. Keeping everything crossed that this little bean is a sticky one. Enjoy your break in France