Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

Morning! I'll update the stats when I log onto my laptop (so much easier using a Word document!) but might take a few mintutes to check through the last thread.

Waiting for result from OPK. They take so long!

Blank circle

CD14 now and that's 5 blanks in a row. Normally only have two or three before flashing smileys and I have started earlier in the cycle before. When I pull the sticks out, there is barely any line there, almost non existent.

Hope this change is a good thing, but I can't help but worry as my tummy has been having a party for the last week or so. Constant loud gurgling, pinches, hardening, feeling heartbeat and diarrhea. Hoping it's the hormones getting out of 'pregnancy' mode, ready for another chance

Oh well, off to do stats for something to do!

Kitty that's odd isn't it. But I think I'm one of those that never snapped back into normal cycles after mc. It always took a few months for me. I'm not sure about these bastard sticks. I know they have their uses but I think they make me neurotic.

I've got horrid cramps this morning. But I'm so glad the wkd is over and I can try my best to get up to date with work this week. I'm determined to not work over the bank holidays. We shall see. That may involve codeine today.

swaps over to the new bus and goes to sit by the window, looking out at the scenery as we pass by (simply because I need something anything to take my mind off the impeding cake-day - aka AF/BFP day - which is due Friday/Saturday).

Really got a craving for creme eggs...even though I know they make me really ill 'cos they're full of milk and other bad stuff that disagrees with me...Hmph.

Someone snap me out of this grump that has lasted since Friday and sadly OH has taken the brunt of it. Poor OH x

Hi spotti, I think forever now af will be known as cake day. how do you eat yours?

I have been the worst vile woman with hormonal mood swings. I'm sure you were quite tame in comparison.

Just poping in to say hi and fx to everyone

MademoiselleG ttc#2 cycle 5ish bfp due around April 30th

Actually - maybe I'm part of the May bus seen as ov seems to be happening quite late - cd18 and still only flashing face. Uuurgh bastardsticks!

We need a penis dragon for good luck for everyone poas today. I'll go on a little hunt...

Latest Stats, I have far too much time on my hands

BFPs
Jo178 BFP 1st April
Chillychicken BFP 2nd april
Htbtfm BFP 5th April
Littlebear8*1 BFP 9th April
Polythenegirl BFP 9th April cycle 4
Bumblesprout BFP 12thApril, Cycle 3
Jones4school BFP 13th April Cycle 4

Awaiting April BFPs

Broodysnoopstie TTC #1 Cycle 7, BFP due? - overdue
*Rachie1986 TTC #2 BFP due 10th April
MummyTwo85, TTC #3, Cycle 2, BFP due 13th April.
Flirty30s, TTC #1, Cycle 2, BFP due 14th April (EDD 25th December).
Zermatt, TTC #1. Cycle 4, BFP due 14th April.
1Lovemyprincess YYC #? Cycle ? Bfp due 15th April
RetroHippy TTC #1, Cycle 5, BFP due 15th April
MrsGingerbread TTC #1, Cycle 2, BFP 15th April.
Allusernamestaken TTC #1 cycle 2 , BFP due 16th April.
Tattooedmummy, TTC #2, Cycle 2, BFP due 17th April (EDD 16th December).
Treaclepie19, TTC #1, Cycle 4, BFP due 17th April (EDD 24th December).
xBlueberry88xx TTC #1, Cycle14 BFP due 17/18th April
SoMuchFruit TTC #2 Cycle 1 (post mc), BFP due 18th April
Owlie84, TTC #1, Cycle 10, BFP due 18th April.
Mslad TTC #1 Cycle 2, BFP due April 18th
Spotti, TTC #1, Cycle 4. BFP due around April 19th (EDD v.close to Christmas!).
ItsChristmaass, TTC #2, Cycle 16, BFP due 19th April.
Goodthingscometothosewhowait TTC #1 Cycle #BFP due 19th April
Bearsinmotion TTC #2, Cycle 2, BFP due 19th APRIL
Metalhead, TTC #2, Cycle 5 (first post mc), BFP due mid-late April (around 20th April).
CallAllEngels, TTC #2, Cycle 2 (post mc), BFP due 20th April.
Victoria401, TTC #1, Cycle 17, BFP due 23rd April
Nordicmom TTC #3 , Cycle 6 , BFP due 21-23th April
Blondie276 TTC #2 Cycle 1 BFP due 23rd
Chocoroc TTC #1, Cycle #2, BFP due 23rd April.
MrsExtraordinary TTC # Cycle 4 bfp due 24th April
Fancyacupoftea TTC #1 Cycle 3, BFP due 26th April.
MademoiselleG, TTC #2, cycle 4 ,BFP due 27th April
Semirural, TTC #1, Cycle 1, BFP due 28th April.
MrBsMrsB TTC#1 Cycle 5 BFP Due 28th April
Tilly28 TTC #1 Cycle 2 BFP due 29th April
gennibugs ttc#1 cycle 4 bfp due 29 April.
Cth1982, TTC #1, Cycle 4, BFP due 29th April.
Kittyvoncatsington TTC#1 Cycle 5 BFP 29th April
EnglishGirlAbroad, TTC #1 Cycle 9, BFP due 29thh April-ish
LemonDrizzler TTC #1 Cycle 1 (post mc), BFP due ?
Fingerscrossed36 TTC #2 cycle 5ish, BFP due?
22nicnak TTC #3, Cycle #1, BFP due?

Not got any details for these ladies...
Dan5380 TTC#? Cycle ?, BFP due?
Nyancat TTC #? Ccycle? Bfp due?
StuntNun TTC? Cycle? BFP due?

Hi all, no idea what my body is doing is so frustrating!! I just came off the pill 2 weeks ago and I've been feeling really crampy, tired and had an awful migraine yesterday. Currently that it all means I either conceived immediately after ditching the pill of I might actually be ovulating soon (which is not likely the case)

So piac this morning and dipped a opk and hpt. Bfn on the hpt but faint line on the opk. I'm very excited about the possibility of ovulating this quickly after coming off the pill as it didn't happen for 12 months when I came off before.

Fx too all poas and hoping for sticky beans for those with beautiful bfps xxx

CD11, 'low' on cbfm.....twiddles thumbs

Hello just checking in I'm trying to think of myself as a week into 2/3ww. Technically I should be onto cycle 9 by now but as I've now missed 2 afs I'm clinging to cycle 7.. All my apps are completely mystified as to when I'm due and just say I'm pregnant and take a test. I'm not. but it's a week since my negative blood test result and my surprise positive opk so I'm going for bfp due on wed 23rd april!

Cake and chocolate spread is my new 'cake day' binge food. I've pre-warned OH that we may need an urgent trip to Asda for gluten free cake and Spotti -safe (I.e. gluten and lactose free) cake at any point this week. I'm expecting Friday/Saturday, but any day could potentially turn into cake day...(although if it were up to me, everyday day would be cakey! I'd be a huge as a barrel, but cake is goooooood!).

Actually, I might go and buy cake anyway - it can be for celebration or commiseration then!

(Can anyone tell I like my cake? )

MrsE - it's got to be bite off the top, lick all the goo out with my tongue (or my finger...if I'm feeling in control of myself and can make the egg last longer than 2 seconds) and then shove the remaining hollow egg straight in my gob and OM NOM NOM! I'm surprised I'm not the size of a house!

Amazing EnglishGirl! So good to see all the BFPs...makes me v hopeful for us all.

MrsE and Spotti, sounds like I've not been the only grumpy one. Phew! Maybe the boys should start their thread to offload...

Kitty I've had blank circles up to late last night in cd17 so don't worry. Fingers and toes x for you that all goes back to normal!

Didn't realise there had been so many bfps so far! A good month!

The good news is its my 34th birthday today so cake all round!!

Who wants to sit by me? I have Lemsip!

Also CD 27. Of what I was convinced would be a 17 day cycle But based on cervix position and ewcm I now think I could be about 3dpo and various work stresses delayed ov. In which case, bfp due April 24th.

So, I'm not testing till the 25th, if AF hasn't shown up by then it'll be CD39/40. So there.

So I'll be mooching on here for distraction for the next 10 days. With my Vicks and my Sudafed.

Happy Birthday Victoria!!!!!

Hope you have a great day and get your BFP this month

Looks like I share my BFP due date with a few ladies at least were not alone.

going to buy some pregnancy tests later which are the best???

Hi ladies. Just poking my head in to see how you're all getting on. Have I missed 2 BFPs? Wow congratulations!

Sorry to all those af got

I'm still poas every morning. I have now run out of HPTs and am p'ing on OPKs which are also showing positive! I feel like a zombie though and I can hardly eat anything I'm just hoping this will pass quickly, I usually LOVE my food.

I could possible scoff a cream egg though!?!

Happy Birthday Victoria x

Happy birthday Victoria!

Ooo birthday cake and creme egg anyone? Don't mind if I do!

Retro I'm putting my foot down with a firm hand and having a firm word with your immune system! 2 months of snotts is not fun!

Hi poly, plenty of eggs to go around! so to speak just enjoy the rest and sleep. Is dh still attentive?

Thanks MrsE

DH is being very attentive. It's a bit like he's fallen in love with me all over again. I wish I was feeling bright enough to make the most of it, exhausted doesn't quite cover how I'm feeling

Aw, poly, that's lovely to hear

Take full advantage, even if it's just to use him mercilessly to fetch things and do the housework

Thanks MrsE. I am sick of snot! Though as I pointed out to DH, I've felt so spectacularly shite for the last few weeks that the first trimester should be a breeze

Really hoping for a birthday bfp,

Happy Birthday Victoria!!!! Hope you get spoilt rotten!

Hurrah for Poly's DH

Argh sooo annoyed!!!

Had last 21 day blood test on Thursday try to make a doctors appointment to follow it up today and shes not free for exactly a month grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr another month wasted.

Nearly cried to the receptionist

Happy Birthday Victoria, hope you have a lovely day

Sorry you're still feeling rubbish Retro, hope it passes soon.

Glad dh is still being attentive poly, hope the tiredness fades soon....!

blueberry, that crap!! Can you not book with a different doctor or get your doctor to call you to discuss the results. Its laughable that they can do the tests yet not fit you in to discuss the results. Get stroppy with them.