Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

Lol my dh will be like that guy....no use at all my mum would be there as back up

Happy Birthday Victoria, hope you've had a lovely day.

Treacle, thanks for pointing me to the new thread!

I'm in bed watching obem :)

Haha aww, I think my DH will be ok, he hated seeing me in pain though.

*hates even haha.

Evening all - just popping back from May bus to say hi and check on your progress! Congratluations poly & jones and the other bfps. Excellent news!

I get two goes at May with my short cycle so really hoping it works this month. 1st wedding anniversary too.

Good luck to those still waiting.

He had his head on my belly the other day n I said how weird but it be if I was pregnant n he got kicked.

He was like oh I wouldnt touch you when that happens...it really upset me actually stupid men

could someone remind me of all the acronyms please, I kind of get the jist but would like to know what they actually mean.

Aww :( they don't always think before they speak!
I'm sure that won't be the case.

Going for my blood test tomorrow. Not looking forward to it haha.

Hi Notta :)

The curse has arrived. :( So that's me on the May bus now.

Good luck ladies, hope I won't any of you over there. x

Also, you all seem to be talking about sad faces and blood tests etc, do I need to go for blood tests? and if I do what are they for? what do sad faces mean? I just thought I'd wing it and enjoy the making baby part and do a pregnancy test if I didn't see a period after 4 weeks??? it seems to have gone really scientific???

Oh no Mrsgingerbread :(

Sorry to hear that.

Gossip, there is a list on here somewhere. Which ones are you stuck on?

Also gossip, no you don't need any of that.

I have to control the situation lol. It's how I cope having blood tests for thyroid.

• it's how I cope. Having blood tests for thyroid . two separate sentences lol. New phone alert! Lol.

Ive been trying for over a year gossip when it gets to that point its worth going to docs and finding out if theres something wrong

Can't seem to find the list, and pretty much all of them???? thanks all, feel a bit silly really. like I say I get the most, well apart from poas?

Sorry af got you Mrs ginger

Crying lol damn program!!

Here you go gossip www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

thank you, that makes much more sense now. also just realised that as I had af last week that would mean that I would be expecting the next AF in may, which means I'd better hop on over to the may thread then, yes?

You're welcome on either, but the May bus ladies will be in the same boat as you :)

OK and thanks again, hope I don't see any of you over there

Now do I test in the morning... 1 day before af possibly due or wait till its late im so impatient this month

I'm the same. Testing tomorrow as I told myself I could. Will be 2 days before af however it's only 9dpo :/

Treacle I've got my thyroid bloods on Thursday morning. I'm going to try really hard not to forget them. Memory I really struggle with. It's written in 3 different places! Can you all shout bloods at me Thursday morning and if you see me wittering on about mumbo jumbo Thursday morning, please tell me to fuck off and go and get my bloods done!

I haven't had them done since jan so hoping for a radicle improvement

Haha will do Mrs :)
I'm not good with blood tests. Wuss lol. Promised myself cake after!