Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

Lol sorry, mentioning it wasn't a pass-agg "DO THE STATS" message. But obviously if you want to you can!

Genni does it say how much it is? The one I found was £40 initially then £35 for sessions thereafter, was wondering if that was normal

Updated Stats:

BFPs
Jo178 BFP 1st April
Chillychicken BFP 2nd April
Htbtfm BFP 5th April
Littlebear81 BFP 9th April
Polythenegirl BFP 9th April
Bumblesprout BFP 12thApril
Treaclepie19, BFP 17th April
CallingAllEngels, BFP 17th April
ItsChristmaass, BFP 17th April
CagedMango BFP 19th April

Awaiting April BFPs

Broodysnoopstie TTC #1 Cycle 7, BFP due? - overdue
Rachie1986 TTC #2 BFP due 10th April
MummyTwo85, TTC #3, Cycle 2, BFP due 13th April.
Flirty30s, TTC #1, Cycle 2, BFP due 14th April (EDD 25th December).
Zermatt, TTC #1. Cycle 4, BFP due 14th April.
1Lovemyprincess YYC #? Cycle ? Bfp due 15th April
RetroHippy TTC #1, Cycle 5, BFP due 15th April
MrsGingerbread TTC #1, Cycle 2, BFP 15th April.
Allusernamestaken TTC #1 cycle 2 , BFP due 16th April.
Tattooedmummy, TTC #2, Cycle 2, BFP due 17th April (EDD 16th December).
SoMuchFruit TTC #2 Cycle 1 (post mc), BFP due 18th April
Mslad TTC #1 Cycle 2, BFP due April 18th
Goodthingscometothosewhowait TTC #1 Cycle #BFP due 19th April
Bearsinmotion TTC #2, Cycle 2, BFP due 19th APRIL
Metalhead, TTC #2, Cycle 5 (first post mc), BFP due mid-late April (around 20th April).
Victoria401, TTC #1, Cycle 17, BFP due 23rd April
Nordicmom TTC #3 , Cycle 6 , BFP due 21-23th April
Blondie276 TTC #2 Cycle 1 BFP due 23rd
Chocoroc TTC #1, Cycle #2, BFP due 23rd April.
MrsExtraOrdinary TTC # Cycle 4 bfp due 24th April
Fancyacupoftea TTC #1 Cycle 3, BFP due 26th April.
MademoiselleG, TTC #2, cycle 4 ,BFP due 27th April
Semirural, TTC #1, Cycle 1, BFP due 28th April.
MrBsMrsB TTC#1 Cycle 5 BFP Due 28th April
Tilly28 TTC #1 Cycle 2 BFP due 29th April
gennibugs ttc#1 cycle 4 bfp due 29 April.
Cth1982, TTC #1, Cycle 4, BFP due 29th April.
KittyVonCatsington TTC#1 Cycle 5 BFP 29th April
LemonDrizzler TTC #1 Cycle 1 (post mc), BFP due ?
Fingerscrossed36 TTC #2 cycle 5ish, BFP due?
22nicnak TTC #3, Cycle #1, BFP due?

Not got any details for these ladies...
Dan5380 TTC#? Cycle ?, BFP due?
Nyancat TTC #? Ccycle? Bfp due?
StuntNun TTC? Cycle? BFP due?

I'm a teacher fancy I love doing the stats

40 pounds is what I pay for 1 hour fertility reflexology. Do you have a link to that symptom thread genni?

Ha being a teacher is why I got so in awe of the AN spreadsheet! Data FTW!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/pregnancy/a1771194-What-were-your-first-signs-of-pregnancy

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/pregnancy/a1771194-What-were-your-first-signs-of-pregnancy

Sorry here is the link, posting on phone so not sure it will work!

The two people I've found charge £40 and £50 per hour -that seems to be going the rate in London and in line with both of you.

Thanks for the updated stats Kitty!

Hello ladies, hope you're all ok, Linda, you're blinking hard core! How on earth were you coping with that. Hope they've given you lots of anti bacs and pain killers. Poor you x

Well I'm selling my soul on eBay to gather done extra cash, for the house. It's really helping with the 2ww. Haven't had time to think about it. Sadly putting my quinny pram up for sale. But hoping the rule of sod, will mean I have to buy a new one In 9 months time

retro kitty have not been back to doc as got positive opk the day I got neg blood.. and then when I tried to book appointment to discuss other blood tests a week today was earliest I could be seen. It's always 2/3 weeks wait for an appointment.

I have no idea why this cycle has been so wacky. I just presume for some reason or other I didn't ovulate in feb/march so I didn't get a period. But I'm sure I ov'd this month and expecting period this week. I read something on here the other day that one of you lovely ladies had posted saying that our symptoms aren't in our heads and we do feel them it's just progesterone and our bodies working right which made me feel better about being convinced I was pregnant when tests kept saying no last month! It's such a bloody rollercoaster!

victoria I get Green wee when I take pregnacare vits

treacle glad you are feeling better. Was thinking of you

i read that thread.... i have had a spotty face and itchy boobs! but im only on cd9 and boobs been itchy for a week...... also ate more for tea tonight than I eat in 2 days..... dont really eat alot generally im not a big eater omg why is my body doing this too me

I've just read all that thread too. Makes me more convinced that I'm not pg - I just don't feel it. Is that a stupid thing to think though?

Also, really annoyed me that the OP never posted her test results! Same with

Boobs started to get sore tonight though, right in line with af due end of this week. Or... SYMPTOM.

I've just read the symptom thread as well and kept thinking, ooh have I got that, I'm only 2dpo......totally mad

Strangely when I got my bfp my 7 year old ds kept saying to me, you've got a baby in your tummy and rubbing it!!! Very strange as he didn't know, after the mc he never mentioned it again!

Fancy....with my first who is now 18 the only symptom I had for the whole 9 months was needing to pee more often. I didn't feel pregnant at all, it was only when I had a scan at 12 weeks that I really believed it

Wow that's so freaky spinning but in a very nice way, if you get me? Kids are amazing things. Makes you wonder what 6th senses we lose as we grow up... How deep!

Just popping in to say thanks broody :)

Loved reading that thread.

The only symptom that I had that was different to all the other 'progesterone' ones were lots of killer farts. I kid you not. Hope to God that little gem doesn't appear

Yep Victoria it was strange but in a nice way. There's no way he knew I was pregnant as we hadn't discussed it in front of him......some people have said their pets can tell when they're pregnant so I guess it's possible that some children can sense it as well.

Spinning I definitely hope so. We were in mothercare the other day, buying a new buggy and I was there with my 11 yr old son. He said when you have your next baby mummy, it will be a girl , because I want a little sister. I'm not sure that's true but he must have read my mind. He's the most like me out of everyone. I love it when they find up with out if the blue things!

Room for a newbie?! X

Oh kitty you crack me up!

I had zero symptoms for the first 7 weeks with dc#1, just a lot of spotting which I mistook for AF...( the nice thing about hat was that we got loads of early scans to rule out any problems!). I felt really sick ONCE and was so excited I rang dh to tell him I'd vommed and was therefore definitely preggers!

As for right now, I think I'm 6dpo (so prob not even implanted yet) but I'm sooooo tired, it's unreal. Maybe just because I'm on holiday and therefore letting all tension go? Also very thirsty, but could be that we just eat v different food to what we normally have. Oh and had silly tummy, extreme either way at just a few hours' interval... Delightful! So... Could all be symptoms but could equally just be normal.

Good luck to those of you back at work tomorrow and fx for all those poas!

Always room for a newbie MrsV. Now, vitals please... What are your SYMPTOMS?!

Hi all - right, ttc #1 cycle 4 - bfp/af due 5th may - So far, despite not putting Mr V down for the last 4 months, nothing has happened! In school they tell you if you miss a pill you'll be up the duff quicker than you can say 'morning after pill' yet 4 months of constant shagging (terribly hard work!) and nada! Ov today so fingers (definitely not legs) crossed for me please! (Smile)

I know! Lies, all lies! Pretty similar stats, ttc #1, cycle 5. I was so convinced it would be immediate that the first couple of cycles were pretty tough. I'm perking up a bit now but only because I'm so getting my bfp tomorrow

Feel free to share the crazy during the dreaded 2ww

Missed that today is ov day, get off MN and pin that man down